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JetstreamGW


Very, very "unnice."

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... I haven't even read it yet, and yet I have to comment.

Why? Why this? Of all of the conversations and inspiration you have given me, you have decided to write this? Of everything you could have wrote?

...

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4098198 Because it was really, really funny.


4098195 Nobody cares, Jake'o

Well this didn't take long at all o_O

It's GO TIME!

4098213 Three sleepless (not really) days and nights to create this... FOR YOUUUU!

Wait... Futa, dood? (Reads) A rare moment Twilight uses the spell that gives mares dicks on HERSELF, dood?

Faved and liked, dood.

This is the best Mane Six + Maud Pie orgy fic I have read to this point in my life. A masterpiece of the genre. JetstreamGW, you are a literary pioneer.

P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C P&C



:pinkiecrazy:

>Makes a blog post telling someone to write this
>It gets written

Wow... how great. This is amazing. :twilightsheepish:

4098285 You, sir, are a liar and a knave. I have no idea what you're talking about. GOOD DAY SIR.

4098291 I saw SEVERAL blog posts about this after I started on it :pinkiecrazy:

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Did any of them show a youtube video?

4098317 Can't say as they did.

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This comment thread ain't big enough for two Jakes...

4098329 Heh, nice. Very nice. Good ol' slurred speech.

My first story is a porn. What has my life become?

I think the word you're looking for is fabulous. :raritywink:

Well, that was fairly hot and strangely hilarious.

In part because of imagining Maude's lines in her usual flat voice.

Possible unused monikers:

A smorgasbord of smut.
A plethora of porn.
A menagerie of mature main mares.

Or "That awesome weekend with your sister"

This is the worst story I have ever read.

10/10

"sugary taste" XD I almost died when I read that

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Isn't it awesome?

Isn't it glorious?

~Skeeter The Lurker

“y’know what? No. Fuck this.” Pointing a hoof at Maud, Dash narrowed her eyes and growled, “I think I wanna see some kind of reaction out of you!”

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to say we were merely intoxicated would be to imply that Discord is a little bit disruptive.” Have you been reading my story too much? Have I corrupted everyone, or were we all damned the moment we stepped on this website?

I stupidly enjoy your Applejack accent. I really think mine is pretty mediocre. Could be I just can't write her well. Your Rainbow is damn good too. It's hard to write her apostrophe heavy and pull it off, but you are doing a damn good job.

What you have done with our cast. So much approve. So much approve. :fluttercry: You are a man who is more talented and greater than I.

So is this a clop comedy? Because it's more funny to me than arousing, although I can see people getting off to this. I like writing clopomedy. Don't you?

Aww. Apple/Dash. The couple that everyone loves. How did the Twi/Dash group get you into this?

It might be a bit fast paced in the beginning for me, but that could be my own sexual tastes of taking it nice and slow.

Of course Fluttershy is a sub and Rarity is a Nazi like dom. Oh you and stereotypes.

Mohs Scale of Hardness. I see what you did thar.

I'm not sure I can hear Twilight say 'eh'. Maybe a meh, but not an eh.

And then suddenly, cynical Twilight penis.

Aww, a nicker! I love horsey sounds! Don't you? So cute.

And... hair. Well that happened. And of course Applejack and Rainbow and shoving their hooves inside of each other. I'm both for and against being able to insert their entire hoof inside of their vagina. That is another discussion.

And then... magical orgasms.

I liked it. I'm not aroused by it, but it could be A. It's a bit too fast for my taste. B. It's more comedy. C. It's just so silly even for silly sake. I'm stupidly proud of you though, and commend you on writing a story for once. I like the way you use your language, and write in general. You remind me that bold can be used properly, and I like your own unique voice.


4098327 Half way through the rough draft of my futa Dash/Jack/Twi/Mac story. You better be prepared, sir. There is a lot of cum, a lot of mess, and a lot of penis, and Big Mac being abused/abusing three horny fillies.

Seriously, if you want realistic spooge this story isn't going to cover it. However if you like the concept of Applejack choking on a ball of cum, then by all means you'll love this.


4098380 I... I don't even but I'm proud. That sums up everything.

We are sick fucks.

4098348 Shut up, you!

4098280 Hugs!

4098327 Y'all should rumble.

4098352 Up until the very end, that's how it's supposed to go!

4098356 Thanks for suffering through it, Zaph. For me. :pinkiecrazy:

4098365 Glad I could horrify you! I certainly did myself!

4098376 Then my work here is done.

FEATURE BOX OR BUST!

4098395 I'm not a smut man by design. I went for funny :D

4098420 So we are alike! Futas, Friends, and Foursomes is going to be sorta like this. Just with a lot more sperm all over Applejack/Twilight's/Rainbow's mouths/marehoods/puckers/faces.

I love you. :pinkiesmile:

The instant I heard Pinkie say that, I knew there would be clop. Fucking knew it.

4098439 I was goaded! It's not my fault!

4098436 This wasn't really all about the futa. I just felt it fit well enough to have a bit in there.

Collapsing to his knees, Spike raised his fists to the air, “NOOOOOOOO!”

And in that moment I swear that the whole fic was worth it.

4098457 YES!!!

That line alone made this a good fic, but I like it without the Spike bit at the end.

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I'm glad I hit your Schadenfreude buttons, then.

4098536 I wasn't even first to press!

4098591 That's what my story didn't have! Cheerilee!

Oh well ;)

This deserves an upvote for "Diamond Dong" alone. :rainbowlaugh: I am thoroughly entertained.

4098657 If I can't enlighten anyone, by damn I'll take entertaining them! :pinkiehappy:

What the fuck did I just read?

4098667 The diseased ramblings of a madman, clearly!

Good job on your first story lol

4098803 Barney x Berry, OTP.

This is shameful and horrid and very, very readable.

(Maud's remark about the Mohs scale earned the upthumb.)

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A hit, a palpable hit. :twistnerd:

Maud lifted the toy into the air, showing off a transparent replica of an impressive stallion’s penis. “This is my diamond dong.”

Best quote, especially read in Maud's voice. I lol'd heartily.
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