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Hehe... Talking into the cooch like that...
So good. So very good.
Also... SHE NEEDS MORE OF THAT DRINK.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3512422 That's a serious problem.
Very hot, and funny too! Awesome combination. Great job.
I loved it Bats! ...Where's Robin?
Lusty manic Twi is best Twi.
Oh yeah! the bats is back!
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/116/261/i-have-the-weirdest-boner.jpg
you sir just gave me an erection
Ohhh, Twilight, you so fuckin' crazy...and crazy fuckin'
Well, that was fun.
I just wonder about how "sober" Twilight will feel about how she acted when she was all hyped up on energy drinks.
Applejack could probably get a good bit of teasing out of that.
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We've all said this at some point in our life.
Pfftahahahahaha...
Excellent!
Well AJ come the morning you and Twilight are gonna have that lil fight you were expecting, especially since you've just dumped an addicts addiction down the drain. hope you are ready for that lol
good job as always bats.
well at least Applejack was able to get right of the energy drinks. lol
Somehow this line sold the fic for me. Liked and faved!
Aah yes, Red Manticore Energy Drinks. For some reason, the "Red Manticore: it gives you a poison-stinger tail!" tagline did not go over well.
dont do drugs kids
crack is whack
What I learned today:
When entirely too much caffeine is dumped into the bloodstream of Purplesmart, she becomes Happypink.
Does this mean that if one were to feed Pinkie similarly ridiculous quantities of the same, she would instantly be able to go out and get her PhD in public welfare?
3513501 or the world ends in the blink of an eye. OH! or time slows down and she uses her new-found power to become a superhero!
love that ending.
"I was gonna talk to her about this, but she fell asleep after sex...guess I'll just pour it down the drain."
the end
As things go, I like when you do them with words. Is good.
Yup!
Oh hey, I didn't notice until I had a second look at the cover art... there's a Crazy Twilight face reflected in the bottle!
Usually I am not one for TwiJack... But this was pretty entertaining.
The idea of Twilight having an energy drink addiction is very cute, and I like it a lot. I liked frantic Twilight; she is always fun.
Sadly, the clop just didn't light my fires. Felt very abrupt. Which it was, really, and by intent obviously.
Addict Twilight seems to be good...
Oh goddamit. MORE TwiJack for me to fall in love with.
FIIIIIIINE! Let me just go upvote this now...
Twi is going to be so angry and upset. I would love to see the morning after. The inevitable fight then Applejack helping her through withdrawals, it'd be so heartwarming. Then they could make love without the aid of stimulants!
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Spoken like someone who's never seen an energy drink hangover.
3523148 well, I can't argue with that. What's wrong with my idea?
I'm addicted to energy drinks to.
How the hell did this not appear on my feed?
This t'was a very, very enjoyable read.
I couldn't resist.
I love your take on twijack. Keep it up!
Hilarious clop fic, greenthumbed.
will there be more stories like this?
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This specific genre of humorous smut isn't something I write constantly, but I do enjoy writing it, so I'm sure I'll put out something like this again.
...That was magnificent. And with how Twi packs every moment with things to do via her checklists, I can see this addiction to something that makes her not have to waste a quarter of the day sleeping as very in-character.
^v^
Warm cloppy goodness.
Twilight is gonna freak out when she finds that AJ got rid of her red bul... manticore.
This is like the third time this week so have read this fanfic. God damnit.
That was good. Voices perfect. I couldn't help but rush through Twilight's dialogue. It just felt like she was rattling off almost faster than she could breathe.
Twilight really is out of it, if she's okay with this book abuse.
. Cute story.