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Salnax


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I decided to take a break from my main story to write something completely different. I marked this as "Complete" because I thought continuing it would be unfunny. Likewise, this is only about a thousand words because a 10,000 word epic would not be funny. So I hope you got a laugh or two from this.

I enjoyed this. :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

The lulz is strong with this one.

I liked this ^_^. Fun story Salnax, I got a few good laughs out of it :pinkiehappy::twilightsmile::trollestia:

:rainbowlaugh:

That's all I have to say.

Oh this is rich!
Just rich!

Fun fact: I got all of Hasbro Celestia's lines from things the toy says.

Using every known Celestia in on one story....ME GUSTA

:trollestia:

And now fellow Celestias, our next topic: Kill Superman. DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!:pinkiegasp::rainbowderp::twilightoops::derpyderp1:
Wait, I meant Luna... Sorry everpony! I meant kill Luna! My bad!:trollestia::facehoof:

DUUUDEEE.....:rainbowhuh:

Little do they realize that Canon Celestia & Trollestia are one & the same!!! DUN! DUN! DUUUN!!!:trollestia:

The Trollestia is a spy! :pinkiegasp:

320394 i believe Canon Celestia and Trollestia are not one and the same. Canon Celestia is just good humored, and i don't think think being a good humored Ruler is a resipie for Trollum.

320235 can i do the sequil? in my varition, my headcannon Celestia and Luna come to defend Canon Celestia from the dark variations?

Short but sweet, loved it! :rainbowlaugh:

Hasbro gets most of the real laughs out of me in this piece. :rainbowlaugh:

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320235 i may had misread the ending. but, can i still do the sequil? though i still stand by my statement that Trolllestia and Canon Celestia are NOT one of the same, in fact i assumed Canon Celestia captured the Real Trollestia in order to get in at all, here's my reinvented plot: After long interigating the REAL Trollestia, My headcanon Celestia and Luna teamed up with Canon Celestia and the appearently NOT evil hasbro Celestia and defeat Corona Blaze, Molestia, and Tyrantia (my Nickname for Tyrant Celestia). sounds like a plan? i mean, you stated you won't continue this, so i am offering to continue this for you.

320394 i now realise that you meant that Canon Celestia was pretending to be Trolestia. well, i was just granting a small education that otherwise Canon Celestia and Trolestia are NOTHING alike.

This gets all my :rainbowlaugh:s.

Oh, Celestias. You all so crazy. Especially poor, addled Hasbro.

Fav'd. This is brilliant- I love Hasbro Celestia's lines the most.
:pinkiehappy:
Of course Trollestia and Molestia don't hurt either....
:trollestia:

I give it a week before someone half-asses this into a Luna version.... :ajsleepy:

This was awesomely hilarious.

So... Much... Celestia... Let me go get some Luna and I'll be back to give you a magical pony thumb...

Now that is humor:trollestia::rainbowlaugh::trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

Cannon Celestia Is Trollestia Sometimes:trollestia: :3

cute story you need to do a luna story

The world needs more stories featuring Hasbro Celestia, she is hilarious.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.....
I loved it!
Especially trollestia :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:
Have my Lulz!!!
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Awesome, this story got up there with the other featured stories in the little scroll at the top of the screen. Nice work Salnax.

321464 I'm as shocked as you are. Maybe I should try incorporating more Hasbro Celestia into Foreigner. That would get it critical acclaim! :derpytongue2:

321469 This is the first story I ever read that mentioned her as Hasbro Celestia, I always assumed she was Pinklestia... kinda silly right? :rainbowlaugh:

321482 To my knowledge, she didn't really have a name. Though now that she exists, maybe I'll come back to her.320587 Feel free to continue this! Honestly, the only reason I made Trollestia the real thing was Rule of Funny. I'd like to see an awesome Sun-Goddess showdown!

321502 (excited Pinkie pie sytile gasp) OH, I'M SO EXCITED I COULD JUST SCREAM! (LONG EXTEND EXHALE) :yay:(quietly) yay.:yay:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: 'The Council of Luna's!'

"I NOW CALL THE MEETING OF THE COUNCIL OF LUNA'S TO ORDER." Luna proclaimed in her Royal Canterlot Voice as she gazed out at the empty room.

The End.

(I'm so sorry...)

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::pinkiegasp::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This is pure, unadulterated genius. I want to see what happens when the real Trollestia finds out about her impersonator!

'Twas upon this day that many lulz were made.

321572
What about Lunaughty? Or Lunestia? (Me an friends made her up, it is when Luna an Celestia swap minds.):twilightblush:

321600
I was just kidding, I know there are a few different fannon Lunas, but I couldn't resist making the joke. :trollestia:

320796 yes. let us do them:raritywink::trollestia:

321627
Well played... I would compliment you if I gave a fuck, but as you can see, I'm fresh out, try coming back in about... *checks watch* NEVER, BITCH!

Hasbro Celestia made me lol so hard. But I did guess the twist right from the start. Afterall Trollestia is the only. Fanaon incarnation that is canon to any degree.

Yeah, I think I laughed aloud every time Hasbro Celestia said something. "I love when you comb my hair!" i.imgur.com/RWe69.png

Well played son, well played.:moustache:

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