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Everyone has their dark secrets or obsessions that they keep from the world, afraid that if anyone were to find out that they would be condemned and damned by society.

But what if your dark secret was one that involved taking lives?

Say hello to Twilight Sparkle, Equestria's favorite serial killer. Living by the code that her mentor devised for her, she takes the lives of those that destroy others and takes care of any who falls through the cracks of the justice system.

Life is good and it couldn't be better, at least until she is sent to Ponyville in an attempt for a normal life. She will make friends, enemies, and possibly find one that she may care for while satiating her dark urges.

But can she maintain a normal life without revealing her true nature? Or will she be caught and destroy the ones she will come to care about?

Can she have it all?

An adaptation of the Showtime Series 'Dexter'. Rated T for moderate language, violence and description, and some sexual themes

Chapters (3)
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Comments ( 98 )

Never seen Dexter. Will it be necessary to see first, or would I get this either way?

please tell me this wont lead into cupcakes territory for once i would like to see pinkie not as one of the villains.

2594033 You don't need to watch Dexter to get this, but you should because its fucking great. :pinkiehappy:


No, you don't need to.


No Pinkie is far from being any villain.

I like this.

I loved the prologue. Who knew twilight sparkle was a serial killer.

Never thought I would see a Dexter crossover, Looking forward to future chapters. :pinkiesmile:

Well i loved except for one question.
“Student and daughter of Princess Celestia. . .”


It will be explained later. She's not her biological daughter of course.

I don't watch much of Dexter on shitty reception we get from hell, but I approve of this, dood.

Ohhh that's fucking awesome! Keep up the awesome work! Can't wait for more! :twilightsheepish:

Instant Favorite, can't wait for more

That should be interesting.

Yes, yes. Oh God yes. The potential in this story is huge, this prologue was captivating and somewhat scary.
Twilights Dark passenger seems to be almost sexual in nature. That freaks me out to be honest, but it still draws me in and captivates me.

Huge thumbs up, this was very well written. I anticipate the next chapter eagerly.

fluttershy approves! :yay:

Sick. Sick, in a good way of course, rather like Dexter and Hannibal.
Good on ya, my dear author! :pinkiehappy:

This... is quite interesting. I've not seen much of the show, my introduction being one of the later season finales in which Dexter was caught. I'm looking forward to more of this.

A serial killer whose targets are other serial killers. I'll admit that idea has crossed my mind before and I have seen a few shows that use that idea like 'Death Note'. Very well done, I can't wait to see who is next.

Oh and by the way, at the end of the chapter you should've had Twilight neutered him. Just to add a bit more to her profile. Take away the thing they used most during their killings.

ooh Twilight as Dexter? :pinkiegasp: This is an interesting little twist to EvilTwi. Seems Twilight, Dash and Pinkie (for obvious reasons :twilightsheepish:) get the killer card. I watched the 1st season of Dexter, but after that, stopped because I can't afford further seasons, or have Showtime. I will be favoriting and watching till you are done.

If you make references to further seasons, I probably won't get them. Books? I read the first two, and that is about it.

Best birthday gift ever was what I said when my parents got it for my birthday. I think I got it for my birthday anyway

I look forward to this, the opening was quite well done.

So... we have Twilight, student and daughter? of Celestia, and there's Luna somewhere... so it's definitely set in a different AU. Hopefully we'll get more background in future chapters. Very curious how this 'situation' has developed with the monarchs supporting, at least tacitly, Twilight's compulsion.

The way she sets up her kills is almost sexual in nature. That kinda makes sense, given her life as context. Cut off from almost all emotional stimulation, I wouldn't blame her for getting aroused from killing.


Oh and by the way, at the end of the chapter you should've had Twilight neutered him.

Nah. Even evil has standards.

One complaint: butcher knives are not used in this matter. Twilight seems to be a very methodical killer, so I doubt she would use them at all, given their intended purpose. Butcher knives are chopping tools, and can be used as slashing weapons. They are used to cut chunks off of larger chunks, like shanks off of a turkey, or finger off of a hand. You wouldn't use them as a piercing weapon, especially if you stab them so close to the ribs. It's possible, but not quite practical.

For a one shot kill death, that would depend on what kind of knife she had access to. Give her prestige and history, I don't think she'd stick with an improvised blade. Using a weapon knife, I'd stick with a Bowie. Utensil knives are a little more difficult. Use a boning knife if you want to be a bastard, but I'm not sure that would be Twilight's MO. A coring knife or filet knife would be best, I believe.

Blades with a needle or clip point work best for stabbing. Americanized tanto blades work well, too.
My god, what does this say about me?


I'm glad you brought that up. Though the prologue starts with a butcher knife, this will not be her permanent killing tool. She is just a teenager in the prologue and with it comes learning.

The tool she will be using among others for the main story are these.

I also started to watch Dexter because of this fic

also you get a like. i hand these out rarely.:moustache::moustache:

Gotta say, that was one hell of a good opening. :yay:

Nice work, can't wait to read more. :twilightsmile:

I also can't wait to find out ho the romance tag's for either. :ajsmug:

That was a very detailed comment on how the butcher knife isn't effective in methodical use and listing more useful and practical equipment for serial killers.
*steps back*

Knives and blades happen to be a specialty of mine. They sing to me as they hiss through the air.:pinkiecrazy:

I'm actually more curious as to why Celestia seems to at least passively accept Twilight's behavior. Anyone knowingly complying with her behavior is bad enough, but Celestia is a diarch. If word spreads or twilight gets caught, shit will hit the fan so hard it will create a new skylight.

I find it incredibly creepy that I happened to drop a steak knife on my leg and slice it wide open while reading this :twilightoops:

I wish I was kidding. Shit's gonna scar, man.

2611413 Was the steak good?

...Well, that put a bad image in my head. Gonna have fun sleeping tonight. :twilightoops:

I didn't get a chance to eat it since I went straight to the ER. But I got some brats when I got home :pinkiehappy:

Don't worry bro, my leg can't get you any more. I took care of it personally.

You can sleep soundly now.

aaaaaaaaaaaaah goddammit now I wanna watch the show why do you do this to me aaaaaaaaaahhh

Usually I wait before giving out a thumb's up, but goddammit I wanna see more so I just gotta thumb this fic right the hell now.

Continue, not enough Murder-Twi fics out there.:twilightsmile:

My only real hope for this is that you don't use Trixie as an easy villain. Not to even start on the fact that she doesn't really do anything that bad the fact is that too many writers use her as an easy out instead of making their own villains.

Twilight/Dexter parody. I am intrigued:pinkiecrazy:

Twilight sparkle the nice polite and goodly serial killer. This should be good.

This story is pretty damn awesome so for, can't wait for the next chapter!

The one thing that threw me off initially was the bajillion Genre tags. Most stories with that many usually turn me off one way or another, and I've grown wary of them. Being inspired by Dexter(which is a show, I have not watched, but piques my interest greatly) was what made me actually read it. Glad I did!//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Colgate_beam.png

Ohhhh yeah, this is gonna be awesome. My only question is...: Who is gonna be boinking Twi. Please let it be Trixie or Rarity.

So where did Twi get her hands on a butcher's knife? I wouldn't really expect knives made to cut meat to be just laying around in a (presumably) herbivorous pony's house.

I'm just gonna assume that most of the meat-cutting knives will be made by griffons since they are (probably) omnivores and have a legitimate reason for making those sorts of things.

In any case, I look forward to future chapters.

Really big fan of Dexter. This is a beautiful idea can't wait to see more. Also love evil Twilight

are we going to have to wait a long time for the next chapter? i'm really into this story!

I wonder what kind of crime's in Ponyville? In a town like that, it should have something interesting.

Yea I love this Twilight and Trixie actually sounds right in this context. so thats another plus. Hoping to see the next chapter soon.:twilightsmile:

Really liking it, though it does take a while for you to update :P. oh well, good story, great chapter.

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