It can get so boring up there in Canterlot, so to alleviate that Discord tries his talon at writing the most offensive literature his twisted mind can conceive.
A take on Humans Acting Villainously: Celestia has won, humanity and all they were has been consumed. But uneasy rests the tyrant's crown. The Newfoals remember things that go bump in the night, and now even Celestia must fear them.
Filly Celestia. Filly Luna. Stories of the past featuring Luna, Celestia and Discord. Grab your insulin, my friends. Diabeetus is coming your way. You want something life threateningly adorable? Look no further.
One night in 1986, the twelve year old Lauren Faust wakes up finding a talking pony under her bed. She follows the pegasus though a tunnel into a place called Equestria.
An exhausted Celestia is in desperate need of a break from her duties. Luckily it looks like Luna has the perfect solution: the two of them growing into a gargantuan size in their dreams and mess around however they please!
Having defeated the scourge of news stories about her banal personal life, Twilight must now face a far greater and more embarrassing threat: News stories about her love life.
A lone Korpsman is sent to wipe out Equestria, but first he must dig a trench. And dig...and dig...and dig. Destroying Equestria is going to take a while.
Twilight finds a word she doesn't know in a book. The only problem is that it isn't in the dictionary, and every time she tries to say it, a bleep is heard and a black box appears over her mouth. She eventually goes insane.