A lone Korpsman is sent to wipe out Equestria, but first he must dig a trench. And dig...and dig...and dig. Destroying Equestria is going to take a while.
Having defeated the scourge of news stories about her banal personal life, Twilight must now face a far greater and more embarrassing threat: News stories about her love life.
Twilight may have become a Princess, but she still has a lot to learn. Now that she's around the castle, though, she has more than just Celestia to teach her.
Celestia wants Muffins. Luna just wants her to shut up. Both requires money. She decides to withdraw money from an ATM like all the other ponies. An epic battle to the death ensues. Just another Tuesday in Equestria.
It can get so boring up there in Canterlot, so to alleviate that Discord tries his talon at writing the most offensive literature his twisted mind can conceive.
Filly Celestia. Filly Luna. Stories of the past featuring Luna, Celestia and Discord. Grab your insulin, my friends. Diabeetus is coming your way. You want something life threateningly adorable? Look no further.