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Hiya! The name's Smiley! I just like to write really random stories in my spare time :P I also like to proofread other peoples stories, so if you are in need of one, send me a PM!


On her six month anniversary of becoming a princess, Celestia decides to send Twilight a book as a present. Being her curious self, Twilight opens the book and reads it almost immediately after receiving it. But not long after starting the first chapter, she discovers a word she hasn't seen before. The only problem is that this particular word isn't in the dictionary. Every time she says this particular word, a loud bleep is heard and a large black box appears over the pony's mouth. She runs to her friends to solve this mystery, and censorship ensues. She also goes a little insane. Okay, a LOT insane.

Whoa... a thousand views? A hundred likes? That's awesome! Thank you guys so much for all the positive feedback (and the criticism, I appreciate that too!)

Rated teen for language. Even if it is censored.

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This sounds nice.No favorites until it has more than one chapter though!:ajbemused:

4841729 This was actually a one shot, so there won't be any future chapters, unless I decide otherwise...

4841741 Why does it says incomplete then? GLITCH! GLITCH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!:pinkiegasp:

I would like this, because it was funny and well written in my opinion, but... A third of it is just unnecessary Spike abuse that just kills it. Sorry. :ajsleepy:

I wasn't whether to read this or not, but as soon as I noticed you were the one who made 'Luna Plays Flappy Bird,' I instantly knew I was going to laugh. A lot. And I did. Fave to you. :twilightsmile:

This reminds me of this:

"Of course I do, silly! But I can't tell you, or the audience will kill me! We are a cartoon made for kids, after all! I mean, why do you think it's censored?"

And because of that shit you've lost me

Pretty sadistic. You definitely need "Dark" tag here.

Trollestia strikes again! I love this and i don't know what is but that bleep sounds has always made me laugh for some reason...

HAHAHAH! This was priceless! Especially the ending with Pinkie and HAHAHA! It was so enjoyable!

Silly Author, there is no such thing as a, 'Fourth Wall.' Might you have been confusing it for, 'The Fourth Pile of Rubble'?

This was a pretty good premise, but it was unfortunately saturated with cliches and OOC-ness from Twilight, along with a major plothole.

Why would Twilight say "*bleep* you?" She doesn't know what the word means, so how would she know it was a swear?

The pink mare simply giggled. "Of course I do, silly! But I can't tell you, or the audience will kill me! We are a cartoon made for kids, after all! I mean, why do you think it's censored?"

Yes! This proves my theory! The show does exist! We must continue writing about fanfics like this until we finally break the wall that divides us!

lol Celestia you naughty mare:trollestia:

i wager the word in question is *bleep*.... what the?:rainbowderp:

*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* WHY CANT I SAY *bleep*:pinkiegasp:

watch out Trollestia is on the prowl

4842489 :rainbowderp: Oh wow... it does! I didn't even think of that when writing this!

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EDIT: No, not psychic... You must have Pinkie Sense!!!

This reminded me of the simpsons when they had the halloween special where the caption started TV G then they did increasing violent things and it went to TV PG PG-13 MA then just a dagger.

FORTH wall has been broken again:pinkiecrazy:

4841965 You have to remember though, a third of her relationship with Spike in the show is unnecessary Spike Abuse.

Why does this have a Dark tag on it? There's nothing even remotely dark here.

4848233 Read through the comments, someone pointed out that Twilght's insanity was pretty sadistic, and recommended I added a dark tag. And yeah... they were kinda right :twilightsheepish:

4847664 That was my least favorite part of the show... Oh well. The story was actually quite good though.

:heart:ed the story but i would have loved it more if it was more of the spongebob episode "sailor mouth" episode where everybody knows what the word means except twi. but otherwise hilarious.

4848940 But didn't Twilight go insane in the canon show? Which is watched by little girls?

I'm sorry. Maybe I've just been used to an unseen bar of dark fic and I'm not used to noticing "dark" things when they aren't too prevalent.

4850084 Hm.... well it's not really that dark, just comedically dark, like Lesson Zero XD

4850331 Eh, I guess. I mean, my idea of dark would be if Twilight started locking up everyone and torturing them to find out what the word was, so I think we may have different opinions of dark. I'm used to dark being slapped on M fics, at least teen.

"A-are you mad Twilight? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to anger you..." she whimpered.

I'm confused, are you talking about Rarity still, or are you talking about Fluttershy?

4851073 Ah, my bad, Fluttershy was talking there. :derpytongue2: Fixed it.

LOL that is all I have to say

A big black thing and Twilight? Aw, sweet, a Zebra/Twilight fic!

Oh, it isn't? Darn. :raritydespair:

This just got dark fast.

The Fourth Wall has been completely and utterly shattered! :pinkiegasp:


It was a beautiful August morning; the pegusi


Well, enjoy you're book, Twi.


Um...its not what you think...

-it is

Um...yeah...its great, Rarity,

-it is

So what was the bleeped word?





Sir or Mam, all I can say as a reaction to this masterpiece is:

4861982 And I thought I was a grammar Nazi... XD

Thanks though, I'll go fix those. :pinkiehappy:

This was hilarious!

It takes some finesse to make fourth wall breaking stories good without falling into the traps they often do, and you did a great job here!


I would say it's to those two. Just a case of confusing it's and its.

4862543 That will remain a mystery :trollestia:

Awesome story! I wish I could know what word that was!!!

WTBDIJR...:applejackunsure::derpyderp2::rainbowderp::rainbowhuh::rainbowlaugh: hilarious

Very enjoyable! I loved how you wrote Pinkie. I'll definitely have to check out more of your work!

I can see Pinkie trying to give an ok hand symbol at the end :pinkiecrazy: (even though she doesn't have fingers) I can also see a sequel, being the CMC finding about the word. :pinkiehappy:

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