This story is a sequel to Andy and Pinkie Pie: Why Do You Smoke?

Andy just wants to chill out and have some time to relax during the weekend, yet he seems to have forgotten that he made a Pinkie Promise to Pinkie Pie, and when it is brought up, Andy lives up to his promise of telling the pink shadow of a mare why he has been so grouchy and unresponsive.

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Cover Art of Story is credited to the original owner!

I know quite a few of you have been waiting for this one and you have also maybe been wondering when I was going to wake up and get on it. Well, quit your jibber-jabber! Here it is! It's not the last one I'm going to write (maybe) and it might just give you a stomach ache, hence the romance tag. However, the dark tag is added because the topic is a little down there, yet it isn't too terrible, if I might say so.

Andy has lived in Equestria for two years and his only friend is Pinkie Pie, the best friend of everypony. However, when Andy is working at Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie always acts strangely around him for some reason and she is constantly getting on Andy's nerves.

One day, the truth is finally revealed.

How will Andy react?

Anonymous goes to a cafe and takes a chance on approaching a cold looking mare.

This is just a bit of nonsense I wrote on a whim. Feel free to tear it apart!

You find find narrations for both chapters here:

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

It's narrated by Forgotten Dreams, Mica, Wuten, and Agent0Fluffy! Thanks lads!

This story is a sequel to Happiness is a Warm Pony

As you pull it out of the box, you see that there's a design of a pony-- a mare-- printed on either side. She's blue-"furred", with a lilac mane and tail, falling down her back in waves. She stared up at the ceiling with blue-iris eyes. Then you realize it. An image of a mare-- sewn into a pillow-- one as tall as you are. Of course. This is a dakimakura. And a darn well-made one at that; the pony printed on its faces is amazingly lifelike.

Then it speaks.

Coverart by Badumsquish (not on Fimfiction).

In the three months you, Anon E. Mous, have been in Equestria, no other pony you know is as unique as Ginger-Bread.

Besides her unfailing companionship, when most other ponies would avoid you, out of fear, or of paranoia, she also likes to snuggle up with you late at night, with her heating-elements keeping you warm, and your arms wrapped around her body, making for a pleasant night of comfort for the two of you.

Oh, and she makes toast.

Coverart by Badumsquish (not on Fimfiction), and approved by Obselescence.

Dedicated to anyone who is spending Valentine's Day alone.

Fluttershy desperately wants to bump uglies with Equestria's only human visitor, who wants nothing to do with her romantically. Her efforts to bed him grow more bizarre and annoying as time goes on, but tend to remain endearingly ineffectual. Even so, there's a sting in the tail...

This is a collection of second-person viewpoint stories that originally appeared on a popular image board, in a thread entitled "Flutterrape". I have edited them to make them actual stories and not mere chains of verdant verbiage. They are not meant to form one coherent narrative, and should be considered as variations on a theme.

Rated "Sex" for some uncomfortably frank descriptions, but please bear in mind that this is neurotica, not erotica. Also, I wasn't allowed to use the "Sad" tag along with the "Comedy" tag, but some chapters deserve it.

You are... Well, you're not a narcoleptic, but you are constantly fatigued and a very heavy sleeper. Especially when you eat. Your best friend is so energetic, you can hardly keep up with her before you pass out from exhaustion. She's your next door neighbor, unfortunately, so you'd have to put up with her antics.

However, you have had a crush on her (or rather, the way she acts), but never really took the time to confess to her. That is until one night, when a visit to your crush's house turned into a sleepover.

The image (and a line in the story) came from Figgot's artwork. I absolutely had to write one out of this.

Sometimes it seems like the worst days can't ever get better. Fortunately, Pinkie's here to take you out for a night. Could she cheer you up with a good dose of the laughter she's known for?

Second person HumanxPinkie waifuing.

You just want to be left alone. Pinkie won't let that happen. She's been there.

Lighter, fluffier sequel: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/373623/youre-getting-better

This story is a sequel to You're Not Fine

Friendship is a give-and-take relationship. Fortunately for you, Pinkie doesn't ask for much, and she has plenty to give.
Maybe it's time to start giving back.