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GroaningGreyAgony


And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

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Fluttershy desperately wants to bump uglies with Equestria's only human visitor, who wants nothing to do with her romantically. Her efforts to bed him grow more bizarre and annoying as time goes on, but tend to remain endearingly ineffectual. Even so, there's a sting in the tail...

This is a collection of second-person viewpoint stories that originally appeared on a popular image board, in a thread entitled "Flutterrape". I have edited them to make them actual stories and not mere chains of verdant verbiage. They are not meant to form one coherent narrative, and should be considered as variations on a theme.

Rated "Sex" for some uncomfortably frank descriptions, but please bear in mind that this is neurotica, not erotica. Also, I wasn't allowed to use the "Sad" tag along with the "Comedy" tag, but some chapters deserve it.

Chapters (5)
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Comments ( 53 )

That...picture. :pinkiesad2:

when roles are reversed...
:trollestia: you will understand

Alfalfa spills from her saddlebags.

wat

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I might be wrong, but it might be a play on the "Spaghetti in my pockets" thing.

Remember when someone said "selfcest is best cest"?
i.imgur.com/fiadm.gif

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I mean, 'spaghetti falls out of my pockets' is already wat to begin with. And then, like, you don't even need to change it to alfalfa! 'Spaghetti falls out of her saddlebags' is an entirely cromulent adaptation of the meme! :raritydespair::twilightangry2:

dont tell me she actually cut of her wings

LOL, funny I give you thumbs up for that. In the next scene it all gets better, like its movie magic or something...

Anyhow, good work

2127336 is it wierd to say i would love her in this case?:rainbowhuh:
good chapter and cant w8 for more. (i would hug fluttershy just because she went so far. dot hurt yourself shy, its just to much. i might have heart failure. i just want to hug her now:fluttercry:)

Oh god why.

Program: General_Derpy.exe has been corrupted by malware
Program: General_Derpy.exe has stopped responding
Program: General_Derpy.exe has stopped working
ERROR #404: General_Derpy.exe has been automatically removed from all files.

*insert bluescreen here*

2128353 Dont worry. To remove the malware, simply throw your computer/laptop out of your window, and then buy a new one. :pinkiecrazy:
Hope I helped! :twilightsheepish:

Flutterrape fag, pls go back to your shitty general. Thank you.

What the hell man love her dammit! LOVE HER!!!!!

I felt like you just punched me in the gut.

Can't... ow... that stings...:fluttershyouch:

wish there was an alternate ending.:ajsleepy:

....
"emotional crit" the feels! thy Bern!
...cool story by the way.

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Thank you for the compliments, and thanks to everyone else who made polite comments.

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I wanted to put the Sad tag on this story, but apparently you can't do that and have the Comedy tag as well.

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"Imagine a yellow butt sitting upon a human face... forever."
Seriously, I don't think I can add much more to what I've already presented on this theme. If I come up with any more stories, I'll share them here, but I can make no promises.

This somehow seems feasible. :duck:

Ouch....just ouch.

I...I don't know what to say.
:rainbowderp:

The Looney Tunes reference alone is enough to get my upvote.

And here I clicked on this thinking that it would be a silly little fic :applecry:

That's sad, dude. I agree with the other comments, there needs to be some alt. ending where he ends up returning her love. :unsuresweetie:

Yay xanatos now write a gargoyles crossover

This is the second story where fluttershy asks the protagonist what his fetish is

I have a few reasons to fav this, the number one reason is because of the lessons it taught. I tend to overanalyze things and ask the question why a lot. "Why did this have to happen? Why can't all story's have a happy ending? Is it because mankind wouldn't evolve or something deeper? Why is our world this bad were terrible things happen to good people?" (Everyday on the news all I hear is murder this shotting that rape here starvation there and slavery with abuse on the side.) I cried with these thoughts for a countless amount of time (props to you it takes a lot to do that, my little dashies ending did not faze me at all.) Then I found a few lessons in all of it, one being sometimes we don't know what's best for us. So when friends and family asked why at first I wanted to ignore them and leave. But knowing the outcome of that I sat down and talked with them. Some of them learned something from what I was saying but most of all I just wanted to thank you and hope others read The FULL STORY. This is not clop, this is something we should learn from. Though you still get a down vote from me becuse sometimes the best to things are the hardest.

10/10 for the EquestrianBreaker ending.

...must...not...troll...Martadore...

Like her animals, you had no prejudgements of her, but unlike them, you were sapient and thus had potential to return her feelings on levels an animal could never reach.

Y'know, that's got to be the most well thought out reason for Flutterrape that I've ever read.

You evil bastard. First the gut punch of the last chapter and now this... this knee check to the testicles of my heart? God damn you, you glorious, evil bastard.

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Thank you for your kind words, and your interesting choice of metaphor. :pinkiehappy:

That son of a bleeper slept with himself Ha!:pinkiehappy::twilightsheepish:

trap Fail Fail. :rainbowwild:

(He failed at failing Fluttershy's trap)

Okay......this chapter has confused the f*ck outta me. I think I'm just going to go lie down on my bed and try to think about what I have done with my life. (Involving why I read so many strange and dark fanfics and why I tend to act like I want to kill my friends and enjoy it when around them :pinkiecrazy:)

Oh..........Mer...............Gerd.....................................................................WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? :raritydespair:

woooooooooow............................great move! That is the best answer anybody anywhere could ever say!!! (Obvious sarcasm is obvious) :ajbemused:

I guess you can call that karma for trying to embarrass Fluttershy like that. ^^;

Well, that was just wrong and it happened like all other transformation porn stories. If porn is involved in a transformation story, the victim gives in to lust and that's what happened here too bad I can't feature this story in the group, because it' rape in this chapter. Though it's strange that they both thought of the same thing, too bad it ended horribly.

So I'm guessing she heard that comment and thought the wrong thing. Too bad she made him hate pizza forever. For me, I'll just go ahead and eat it anyway.

This is the kind of life that everyone is afraid of living but that only happens if you really didn't do anything.

As one person might say "Why are you sad? You got what you wanted." So much for this being a funny fic, well at least the first few chapters were funny. But I'm a bit surprised how miserable things have gotten with the guy for getting what he wanted. Though I wonder how come he wasn't doing anything either.

...what the frick did.... what is this I can't... WHAT IS UP WITH THESE FEELS!!!

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