After much discussion and experimenting, you and Pinkie Pie have figured out how she can make a decent veggie pizza for you. Most of the ingredients were readily available, though you are careful not to ask where the milk for the cheese comes from—it might possibly be someone you've met.
It's time to pick up your weekly pie—one of the little things that help to keep you sane.
You edge cautiously out the front door and jump over Fluttershy's pathetic noose trap. The noose gets reeled into the bushes a second after you land safely. You shake your head and head to Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie greets you ecstatically and proudly hands you a large pizza pie. The aroma of browned cheese and baked dough steaming through the cardboard box overwhelms you and sends you back home to Earth for just a moment. You let out a huge happy sigh. The look in your eyes tells Pinkie how much it means to you, and she beams with pleasure at helping a friend.
She also offers you some Equestrian "buffalo wings"—lumps of potato in hot sauce, cut to look like chicken thighs.
You consider it. "No wings, please; I actually don't like them nearly as much as the pie."
Pinkie looks disappointed but appreciates your honesty, and the two of you discuss ways that she might improve them for you. You leave on a happy note, thanking her profusely for the pizza.
You reach home, check for traps. No sign of Flutterstalk.
You enter your house, sit at your kitchen table, open the box and take up a glorious gooey slice of pizza...
A ponderous rapping on the front door—argh! Still holding the slice, you go to the door and open it.
You drop the slice on the floor.
Fluttershy is standing there. Her legs shudder unsteadily, like those of a young foal. Her lips are ghastly pale.
"Is... Is this your fetish?"
Something is missing... You stare at her in horror. You see a pair of garden shears lying on the lawn, covered with yellow feathers....
"I made myself beautiful... for you... do... you love me now?"
By the time you get back from taking her to the hospital, you don't want the pizza any more. In fact, you never want pizza ever again.
Fucking. Goddamned. Fluttershy.
dont tell me she actually cut of her wings
LOL, funny I give you thumbs up for that. In the next scene it all gets better, like its movie magic or something...
Anyhow, good work
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2127336 is it wierd to say i would love her in this case?
good chapter and cant w8 for more. (i would hug fluttershy just because she went so far. dot hurt yourself shy, its just to much. i might have heart failure. i just want to hug her now)
Oh god why.
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ERROR #404: General_Derpy.exe has been automatically removed from all files.
*insert bluescreen here*
...must...not...troll...Martadore...
Oh..........Mer...............Gerd.....................................................................WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
So I'm guessing she heard that comment and thought the wrong thing. Too bad she made him hate pizza forever. For me, I'll just go ahead and eat it anyway.