After years of putting it off and literally running whenever he asked about it, Twilight Sparkle finally decided to tell Spike where foals come from. Luckily for her, it turned out it was no longer necessary.

However, the good news ended there. Once Twilight and Spike were summoned to Canterlot by the Cutie Map, the duo found themselves giving "the talk" to two ponies Twilight thought long had it.

Spike, not understanding the awkwardness of the conversation, was okay with it. Twilight on the other hoof...let's just say she wanted to reevaluate her life once it was all over.

Despite its name, this story is unrelated to my story Rarity Gives "The Talk".

EDIT: featured through 06/13/21-06/15/21!

#1 on the feature list on 06/14/21!

This story is a sequel to Havoc: Godhood

My mortal life was like any other; live, eat, drink, sleep, and make sure the ever-looming fate of death doesn't get you earlier than it's supposed to. But I digress.

As anyone could guess (and know), my life would eventually meet its end at the hands of death, earlier than it was supposed to, in fact. But instead of Being whisked off into some afterlife as I expected, I was sent to a magical land, filled with colorful and talking ponies, among other species, who's personalities often featured great naivety and an amazing amount of gullibility.

I was also given many new powers as well. Powers in which, to the ponies' eyes, were very much godlike. Well, scratch that, they are godlike. As well as terrifying.

"Why would they find them terrifying?" you may ask, and I'll tell you this, would you like it if you saw thousands of people murdered in in a blink of an eye right in front of you? No? That's why my powers are terrifying. Because they kill more than they heal. They caused. . . havoc, if you will.

How did I cope with this new purpose of being a Goddess who thrived on the suffering of others? Well, by the time I'm writing this, I have gotten used to it a long time ago, probably about millions of years past. So instead, I'll start with when I broke out of that stone prison those ponies put me in. A lot of things had changed since I was imprisoned, and I was a little eager to find out what.

Oh, and don't worry, I'll also explain how I became a Goddess. That just comes a bit later.

Criticism on this story is welcomed here. I'd like to know of any mistakes and inconsistencies.

*This story is now cancelled, and is currently being rewritten as The Ancient Arcanist.

Pinkie Pie's friends don't believe her when she tells them they are being watched, and calls the watchers "Space Ponies".
One day, she feels a Doozy and goes in search of one for proof...
Things don't turn out as expected for the hapless Brony/Furry fan she brings back. Oh well, at least Twilight has somepony new to study.
Can the intrepid former human hide behind the scenes as a BG pony through season 2 and 3, or will he bring disaster to Equestria?
Only time will tell...

All I remember is flying my plane away from a storm... now I'm stuck in a body of a child that doesn't belong to me, surrounded by creatures I once thought were only myths. I want to go home...

Comments and constructive criticism is strongly encouraged so I can make the story better!
If you have any thoughts, please don't hesitate to comment!
Wow, thank you so much for getting me featured for the first time on 06/10/21!

Luna is not happy.

At all.

There will be Tartarus to pay...

The first rule of sending someone to another dimension against their will is to make sure it isn't done in front of their loved ones.

Apparently Infinite and Eggman never learned this rule.

A change in plans for Sonic's fate after Eggman's first attack combined with a desperate intervention from Tails sends Sonic to Equestria, where Rainbow Dash finds him after he interrupts a catnap... she wasn't exactly expecting him to start calling her "Mama."

Part of the Multiquestria series.

Now on AO3!

Questions I'm sure are going to be asked/points that are probably going to be raised, and my answers

Why Sonic Forces? You should have used [other Sonic media]!
Very simple, dear reader... I don't own any games other than Forces, I haven't watched much of Sonic X, and Sonic Boom and the 2020 movie would be hard to work in the return home arc.

This is awfully similar to the stories in Tatsurou's PWNY-Verse...
That's intentional! This is a tribute fan spin-off story thing to the PWNY-Verse... Although if you're comparing the actual writing to Tatsurou's then that's probably the biggest compliment I could receive for this :D

Are there gonna be more of these?
There’s one already been one published featuring Dipper and Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls as raised by the Apple family and there’s a few others planned. You can check out the full planned list and make your own suggestions on this forum post.

Why'd you even write this?
1, it's the anniversary of the publishing of Fortresshy, the first PWNY-Verse story, and I really love the series and wanted to celebrate it somehow, and 2, I had a couple scenes pop up and by the time I'd finished typing them up in Google Docs I had a bit over 9,000 words that I wasn't quite willing to waste.

For thousands of years, many have yearned to outpizza the Hut. Many have died in pursuit of this goal, and many more have gone mad.

Rainbow Dash may be the one to finally do it.

Now has a reading by StraightToThePointStudio

Now has another reading by TheMajorTechie

Pinkie & Tempest Blow sht up in the desert. Written for the May Pairing Contest, which is unfortunate for whoever has to judge this story. I'm so sorry, contest judge; you don't deserve this. I hope you find a quarter on the ground to make it up.

Art by Esmeia, who has lots of other great stuff on Derpibooru! Edit by me.

Dwelling deep under the Crystal Empire two beings rest and recover from a long and torturous imprisonment. As they slowly return to the surface, times had greatly changed from what they remember and what the impressions of the Crystal Kingdom mean for them.

11/07/21 Edit: So I’m changing the main character to be easier on me to write. Aka the main character is going to mainly be a mare since I’ve dropped the crossover idea completely.

A rest from the constant attack from traitors across Equestria, Rarity has defended Empress Luna for many years. As her day off had been less than peaceful, she is still comforted by her sister Sweetie Belle with a dwindled society.
In the midst of sleep, demons come.