Three dark comedy finalists from The Writeoff Association's "It's Your Funeral" contest.

Dying for Attention: Trixie is late to her own funeral.

Celestia's Vacation: Luna covers for her sister's absence.

A Deal to Die For: Applejack goes coffin shopping.

Everyone has one, according to Rainbow Dash. Everyone has a collection of porn. Rainbow is determined to find Sunset's.

Now with a voiced reading!

Sex tag is for raunchy humor and porn jokes.

Although Chrysalis had no doubt that her plan was going to work she had to sure that, if her plan were to fail, that her race would survive. But her plan failed, utterly and completely failed. She had thought that her plan was fool proof but one mere child had managed to derail her plans in one fell swoop. Oh how the queen wanted her revenge and oh she was going to get it. She reveled in the irony of the situation for the pony that had sentenced her and all her children to a slow, painful death in the bad lands would also be the savior of her race. So as the Queen released her final breath she was content in her final revenge.

Thank Pink Pearl for the cover art

Big thanks to Arctic for doing chapters 1-14 on this story!

A lone vampire bat sneaks through the mirror portal and ends up in the human world. Instead of apples, it now craves something far richer. And unfortunately for Sunset Shimmer, she's its next snack.

Sunset can't remember any of her activities past sundown. The light hurts not just her eyes, but burns her skin. And she's thirsty.

So very thirsty.

It's up to the Rainbooms to save Sunset from herself before she drinks the whole city dry. Too bad Twilight Sparkle is her primary target.

Thanks to Saro0fd3monz for the inspiration!

Edited by DrakeyC and HenryAnthonyCourtler

Now with a TVTropes page!

Now with a French translation!

After Pinkie Pie has a strange encounter in the dark gym at school. She accidentally receives her first kiss by mistake. Doing a little digging with Rarity Pinkie finds out that it was Rainbow Dash that she had kissed. What will Pinkie do when she finds out the truth?

This story was started before the Friendship Games so no Sci Twilight. Hence, the alternate universe tag.

Cover art drawn by me!

After earning the friendship of The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Diamond Tiara comes home to her cruel mother. Spoiled Rich is not about to let Diamond Tiara get away with humiliating her in front of the whole school.

Being an accident-prone pony has many drawbacks. Now, however, is the worst time for Derpy's mistakes to take their latest toll on her finances.

When paying for damages incurred by her clumsiness leaves her unable to pay for her daughter's birthday present, she is determined that Dinky will have a wonderful day anyhow.

That’s easier said than done, however, when the only pony you have to turn to in a crisis is yourself.

Or so she thinks.

----

In depth review by the lovely Archsage can be found here --> Click me, I like it!

Warning: Contains MAJOR spoilers for Undertale.

*something has gone terribly wrong.
*thanks to the kid, the barrier was destroyed and all the monsters were able to return to the surface.\
*everyone was happy. except for the flower, i guess.
*but we couldn't help that.

*this morning, i woke up back in my own room in snowdin,
*and everything had been... Reset.

*but, I remember the entire last loop,
*toriel doesn't sound like herself
*and when the gates to the ruins opened,
*what came out wasn't the kid.

*it was a... very... pink foal.

This story is a sequel to I'll Always be Here for You

A budding love, a new family.

Rescued from her horrible parents by Twilight and Rainbow, Scootaloo begins a long journey of recovery from the years of mental and physical abuse. Now Rainbow’s and Twilight’s adopted daughter, she looks forward to what the future has in store for her. However, Scootaloo's happiness and her life are at risk now that her parents have escaped from prison, fully intent on revenge.

Meanwhile, Rainbow and Twilight try to make their relationship work as they face the difficulties of raising a filly together. To accomplish their dream of a happy family, they all must face numerous challenges that will test the strength of their love and friendship.

Distraught after waking up from a nightmare, Marble Pie finds comfort from an unexpected pony.