A Queen's Final Revenge
Chapter Nine
"Okay we know that Time Turner will most likely be in the dungeon so here's the plan. Pinkie you'll infiltrate the guard and get down to the dungeon. Fluttershy you're going to distract Celestia, keep her from going anywhere accept her chambers or the throne room. I will be talking with my brother getting as much information as possible, see what they know about us. Everyone got it?"
"Understood."
"You got it Twilight."
"Okay let's go."
Twilight trotted away from the train platform towards where she was sure her brother was. A bar, drinking away his troubles instead of dealing with them like a real stallion should. Why. Why does he have to do this to us. Can't he just talk out his problems with Cadence instead killing himself slowly. Oh well it'll just be easier to grill him if he's drunk She thought to herself as she trotted over to his usual bar.
After a few minutes of walking she arrived at the bar. She shuddered at the thought of all the pigs that would undoubtedly be in there. She walked through the door and found exactly what she'd expected: her brother sitting a bar stool drunk as hades, a bunch of pigs slowly making their way across the bar toward her, and a bar tender absent-mindedly cleaning a glass.
"Hey there, you look like you need a back rub." said a yellow stalion as he reached his hooves behind her to try for that back rub.
"Okay, look I know guys like you think you're so cool and that you could get with any mare in one night, but let me tell you something, bub, if your hoof come an inch closer I'll kick you nut so hard you'll never be able to have children." Twilight said in such a calm tone that she almost sounded elated at the chance to pop one of his balls.
"Okay. You're a fire cracker, I can dig that." he said as he rapped one hoof around her shoulder.
"Bad move." she said in a jesting tone which was immediately followed by a kick to the balls so hard that she was sure that, come New Years Eve, he wouldn't just be waiting for one ball to drop.
"Got it." The stallion said in a pained voice as he shuffled away. Why do I have to be so beautiful
She tried to get closer to her brother so they could talk before he passed out from to many shots, but a certain stallion in a suit had other ideas. As he got closer she could hear his friend trying to talk him out of hitting on her.
"Barney, you know this is a bad idea. You saw what she did to that other guy."
"Ted, there's a simple reason why I'm not worried. I'm way more awesome than that guy."
"Well it's your balls on the line not mine." the obviously reasonable stallion said before heading back to his booth.
The other stallion, apparently named 'Barney', came over to Twilight and began to speak in a voice that just seemed to scream 'Punch me'.
"Hello there, I'm Barney and I have something to say to yo-" his sentence ended with Twilight's hoof in his mouth.
"Okay, before you get any farther with that, I already know your type. You're arrogant, you wear suits constantly, and you've had at least ten one-night stands in the last month. I'm not going to make eleven so you can either go on your merry way or I can think of about fifty ways to make sure you're never seen in Equestria again." Twilight spoke in a tone so dark and serious that him was sweating like the pig that he was.
"Okay then, I'm just gona' go over here." he said as he pointed to a booth.
Then she once again tried to get to her brother but was stopped again by some guy trying ta get lucky. She then sent him away, his tail between his legs. This cycle continued for several minutes (her gaining no ground on her brother) until she got sick of it and sent the tenth pig across the bar where he stuck into the wall.
Then her brother, like the idiot he is, yelled out "Bar fight." and threw a punch at the nearest guy, and as expected the entire bar exploded into petty violence. Twilight crawled under the flying hooves and bottles, towards the nearest wall and began to walk up it.
The bar tender was to busy trying to stop the fight to notice that one of his patrons was walking on the ceiling. Twilight walked along the ceiling until she was directly over Shining where he was fighting all out, sending the other combatants away six at a time. She levitated him up next to her and, with her brother in tow, walked along the ceiling out of the bar. She continued to levitate her brother next to her as the two walked through the streets of Canterlot towards Shining's house.
After a few minutes they arrived at what Shining would call a house, and others would call a castle. They stepped through the front door and were met with a very worried Cadence.
"Oh what happened to him?"
"He got drunk and started a bar fight." Twilight stated bluntly.
"Is he going to be alright?"
"Yes he'll be fine, but I'm going to need some time alone with him, okay."
"Yea.......yea that's fine I guess. Bring him up to the bedroom when your done with him." Cadence said feeling defeated at her husbands condition.
When Cadence was out of ear shot Twilight slapped her brother across the face to try and wake him from his stupor. It worked.
"Who. What. Where." the words flew out of his mouth with such speed that anyone else wouldn't have understood a word.
"It's Twilight. You're really really drunk, and you're at your house."
"Oh....." Shining trailed off suddenly finding interest in rubbing the back of his head.
"Why Shiny. Why do you do this to yourself. You're not just hurting yourself here, you're hurting your family, your hurting your friends, and most of all your hurting your wife." Twilight said with mock concern in her voice because she had finally found a way to cure her brother.
"I don't know Twilight, I just do."
"Well regardless of why you do this I have a way to end it."
"Really Twilight, you can do that for me?!"
"Yes, but first you have to tell me something."
"Anything, ask and I'll tell you just help me end this please!"
"What does the guard know of the changelings?"
"Not a lot. All we know is that there's a new hive and that these ones are tougher than the others that hit us a few months ago. We also learned a new spell that allows us to cancel their disguises. Why are you asking anyways."
"No concern of yours brother. Is their anything else new or strange happening around the castle."
"Well........Princess Luna's on her way to Ponyville. Something about all the dreams stopping." Shining asked more than he said.
"Thank you Shiny, now are you ready to be changed forever. Never to feel remorse, never to feel regret, and never to be depressed again?"
"Can you really do that sis."
"That and so much more." Twilight cast a conversion spell on her brother and standing there was bright new Predator waiting for orders.
Wonder if the others are making out as well as I am
*Yawn* Ok, time to shut off. Sarif needs me up early tomorrow.
*You have one new story update*
Maybe just one more.
(Edit: Shining as a changeling looks like a boss)
(Joke) Alt. Title: Change?! Ya Got Even More Change?!: It's The Final Revenge!
How many times is Twilight gonna be turned into a Changeling before she's finally like, " OK, enough's enough. Either you come up with a new revenge plot for Chrysalis or I quit."?
And the downward spiral continues... ETA to center of hell: Sometime before the end of this story.
How many chapters do you plan on having, anyways?
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Who knows may she likes it encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJaO-Cnv084D-mB1Opu9a14GnvndmW0yWEs0uKjJAuTjHwJPxy
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Don't know as many as it takes I guess encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJaO-Cnv084D-mB1Opu9a14GnvndmW0yWEs0uKjJAuTjHwJPxy
Random thought: Anyone else think Twilight's teetering towards the Moral Event Horizon?
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you mean she isn't already there?
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If she hasn't already crossed the line, she's pretty damn close. I'd say if she manages to convert one of the alicorns, that'll do it. But for now, she's very close.
Ill be laughing about this line for days
Either that guy is not going to have any kids Or they're going to be really ugly
And a how I met your mother parody nice touch
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Thank you that was my plan encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKN8-9wS-i9zpkzD-ESB7--U8Vus2jFDgJoFxK--1OxjceV11I
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She tries i.imgur.com/ULdav.png
1982664 keep reading it gets better
1982475 Pretty sure turning most of Ponyville into mindless drones crossed the horizon. If she'd turned everypony into changelings that had some free will (even if she could override it) that *might* be something you could rationalize, but come on. She basically killed 90% of the population.
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IMP I think there's not enough of these stories out there oh and thanks for catching that
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Well actually all of the well known background ponies came out as hunters and she's trying to bring a almost extinct race back. The changelings in her hive are the only ones in existence
Terrycloth does have a point, though. Twi basically mindwiped a good 90% of Ponyville. Now, if they at least kept some part of their personality, let alone RATIONAL THOUGHT , it might be excusable, but when you're killing the minds of that many ponies, it's just plain wrong, even if 10% get some facet of personality left over.
One of the reasons I hope things get better at some point in the story.
Alright, carry on.
i feel that this operation could have gone a lot better if they'd had vinyl and her bass cannon
but, that's just me and my fan-ship of her
so far we have had pinkie and the doctor get stuck in a tricky situation, fluttershy has rambo'd the equestrian royal guard, and twilight has assimilated her brother and maybe cadence will get assimilated in the next chapter.....maybe?
i know i know
i.qkme.me/356oye.jpg
there, i did it for you
EDIT: when twilight hit that stallion in the loins....all i could think of was this
red vs blue ftw ^_^
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Holy crap you like to comment.............I like that
1983086
i try
Great Update!
Did Twilight use the Conversion spell on Cadance to? I somehow think Cadance would be cool as a Changeling.
Yes, and next in line is Cadence (I hope) or will she be kept as a food source.
1982955 that vid omg yes
1982658 well that made my day
good work, as always. It's me, Story Pinkie Pie
ERMEGERD!!! You did it again! Bad author, bad!!! It's a lot not allot.
1982955 r u psychic
That was really legen- wait for it- dary.
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