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Tech malls are fascinating places. You can find all kinds of neat stuff there, including the Mane Six in your universe, apparently.


Inspired by my own 4-year-old laptop, a discussion with a friend and RaugosRainbowseum Dashcosis in which Rainbow Dash (at least the one we’re focusing on) is a kind of germ from an alternate universe.

Thanks to Admiral Biscuit for proofreading the story.


Chinese translation by myself can be found here.

Russian translation by Mordaneus can be found here and here.

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Canterlot High's annual student film festival is fast approaching, and the submissions are now under review. But ultimate writer-director-star-girlfriend team Lyra and Bon-Bon are confident they've made something spectacular. It's innovative, it's bold, it's experimental, it's inspired, it's confident, it's... rejected???

Okay, maybe it was a little too out there for the festival... and perhaps a bit too risqué as well. But they can still salvage this. Right?


Written for Bicyclette's LyraBon contest. (Read the other entries here!) Ties in with the Bean’s Writing Group prompt “A Chess Game.”

Pre-read by The Sleepless Beholder and Shirlendra. Cover art by me using stock images.

Sex tag for mild sexual references only.

Featured on 9/29/22-9/30/22! Also recommended by Equestria Daily for Lyra and Bon-Bon Day!

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Luster Dawn is tasked with reforming Cozy Glow. Rather than do that, she searches through parallel dimensions to find a Cozy Glow that isn't evil. Eventually successful, she replaces Equestria's Cozy Glow with an innocent Cozy Glow, then banishes the original to a world with no magic: Earth. Specifically, Luster banishes Cozy to a place where everyone will know exactly who she is, and hence won't fall for her manipulations. Well, maybe. Or maybe not. Luster doesn't really care what happens, all that matters to her is that Cozy Glow has a one-way ticket to TrotCon.

Written for the Cozy Glow group's 3rd annual contest. Prompt: Cozy Glow makes an unusual friend.

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A collection of short stories, based on ten prompts given to me by FiMFiction.

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Ray Bradbury was a giant among science fiction writers, most remembered for his Mars stories. From Bradbury Landing where the Curiosity rover explored, to the many movies and TV shows that follow his writing, he left his footprints across many worlds. June 5 will be the 9th anniversary of his death, and I thought I’d write a small tribute to his influence on my pony hobby, as well as a farewell to the recent seasons of the show.

This is a tribute to his Martian Chronicles, where Humankind discovers a strange alien race who vanishes unexpectedly. Where have they gone? Ask the children and you will find they never left.

Golden Oak Library Picture credit to Gates McCloud on Deviant Art

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The Ponyville Home Owner's Association pays Twilight Sparkle's castle a visit. It goes about as predictably as you, Twilight, and the members of the Home Owner's Association might imagine.

This is a commission. If you'd like your own commission, feel free to PM me, or support me on patreon.

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Do women know how beautiful they are?

Big Macintosh does.


Sex tag for non-detailed nudity.

content warning: gender dysphoria and crippling self-loathing

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Izzy is prone to doing damage with her horn. Purely accidental, of course, but the combination of her natural clumsiness and her unnaturally long and pointy horn make her a danger to all things sentient and inanimate. Then one day, her problem is blunted solved.

[EDIT]: This was written WAY before the movie came out and based solely on the released still that included Izzy with the tennis ball, so it was pure speculation.

Rated Teen for some minor blood and brief sexual references.

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As far as Rainbow's usually concerned, innovation doesn't come fast enough. The future should be now, and anypony who isn't willing to greet it head-on just isn't moving with the times. So getting what's effectively a new way of reading? Awesome! But it's not good enough yet. She needs it to work at her standards. And fortunately, she just happens to know a mechanic who can make a few adjustments.

Ratchette (usually) appreciates the business. But anypony who regularly deals with the weather coordinator has to expect a certain amount of... fallout.

And nopony can ever stop Rainbow from being Rainbow.

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

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Contrary to popular belief zebras are not native to Equestria. Indeed only a single one has made the passage from our world to theirs, Zecora.

This is her story.


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