Twilight Sparkle tangles with the most fearsome enemy since Nightmare Moon; an unfamiliar Coffee Maker.

My submission to the Thousand Words Contest, Slice-of-Life category.

Now with an audio version! Link!

Kirin coffee is the best there is.

There is absolutely nothing suspicious about it.

An entry for the A Thousand Words Contest II in the Comedy category.

Fluttershy's human counterpart wants a date with the kind mare but success is elusive.

"Amazing" Cover Art by Me

Entry for A Thousand Words Contest II.

Sweetie Belle volunteers at Children's Hospital.

Zipp researches aerodynamics. Pippsqueaks get a completely wrong idea about it.
Preread by AtomicClop and Cinder Vel
Art by Grapefruit-Face
Scouted here.
Reading by StraightToThePointStudio:
Part 1
Part 2

Flitter thought she knew what it meant to be strong, after meeting Fluttershy.

But when the dead start to walk again, they're both going to need it.

Estee has technically approved this travesty of a classic story, accompanied by a slightly raised eyebrow, a look that could wither a freight train, and a sigh that still echoes mournfully in the remote corners of spacetime.

The first draft of this story appeared in the October 2020 Writeoff, where it came in next to last.

This story is also a part of Racc’s Crackfic Storm!

It's April Fools Day and Twilight Sparkle is weary of the days pranks. Yet, throughout the day, she can't shake that there's a joke she's just not getting.

Featured: 4/2/2023

The ponies become very popular streamers.

Cover art by Pabbley. Thanks to brainstorming help on Discord, and to Majin Syeekoh, Samey90, and Mockingbirb for pre-reading.

Inspired by this tweet.

Note: "Teen" content rating pre-approved by Majin.

Audio Reading!

Short Changed, a pony in the human world trying to make an honest living.

In a unjust and dishonest world.

Will she make a few Doll Hairs or go broke?

A Pony on Earth Story.

Written For Admiral Biscuit's Not A Contest.

This story is a sequel to Team Boat

J.H. Wilkins is a prominent Cleveland businessman in 1850, managing a grocery store. Word reaches him that a sudden fire in Akron has destroyed the mill which usually supplies his flour.

He books passage on the canal boat Sylph, and starts a the long and slow journey south on the Ohio & Erie Canal to set matters straight, and locate a new supplier.

The trip turns out to be more than he bargained for, however, when he catches the eye of the boat's captain... a lady pony!

Authors Notes

Edited by AlwaysDressesInStyle
An entry into Admiral Biscuit's not-a-contest. Thanks for the boost, Admiral!