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GaPJaxie
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"The secret of the Idol of Boreas is that griffons saw ponies congregating around magical artifacts everywhere they went, and decided they wanted in on that action. So the Griffon King got a tchochke his grandmother had lying around a closet somewhere, painted it gold, and said it was the soul of all Griffonkind. And it worked! They got all proud and united and stuff. Unfortunately it worked rather too well and once they lost it they had no other ideas for how to run a society, and the rest is history. Point is, anyone who tells you to trust in magical artifacts is selling something."
"Star Swirl, you created the Elements of Harmony."
"Those clap-your-hooves-if-you-believe rocks I picked up from a ditch? I do hope you're not still using those things."
I'm not 100% certain, but I think the name Pony Meth might actually be better than Pony Hawaii?
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That is the reference I was making, yes. :D
"You didn't even try!"
…Alright, ya lost me.
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Twilight reincarnated into Rarity's memories, and needs her to do a ritual to get out, but Rarity is too oblivious. So Twilight starts doing other stuff in her memories like sleeping with her and robbing banks.
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…Okay, I think I get it… maybe I'm just as oblivious as Rarity.
Thanks for trying.
Good. Meth is actually pretty poggers as long as you're not a dumbass about it.
Wait, Tricksy is a certified dumbass. Nevermind
But yeah, I love how you, myself, DWK, and basically the cool parts of the fandom have just kind of collectively concluded Trixie is a meth head.
Also that coverart is a thing of beauty. I love this fandom
"In other words, nobody hated her. Yep. Seems reasonable t'me."
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These are some of the best shorts to ever circuit my funny bone.
I mean, it's better than spontaneous combustion. Take your wins where you can get 'em.
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Here's the source link—didn't see it attached to the artwork.
SockiePuppetry is one of our main G5 and buggo fan artists! They're a delight and create all the time.
I'd like to know more about this cult.
Amazing.
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Yeah, like, is there a pamphlet?
Changlings can sense when they're being talked about. Also, they're good at slipping bartending ponies a bit or two when someone new and interesting is in town.
The Princesses are often at the forehoof of technology in order to make sure it's suitable for the general population.
Also, taxes are going up this month. For, uhm, Friendship lesson stuffs.
Fluttershy sighed when Rainbow confessed to her, because she'd always wanted to give Zephr a good kicking, and mind controlling one of her friends would have been well and truly enough to finally get her to take action.
Twilight had at first tried to outsource her polls to the Survey Orangutan service, but things got decidedly unpleasant after the Minotaurian diplomat had uttered the Monkey word.
Celestia was just glad Luna hadn't been around for the ceromony to give her two bits worth on the year she'd spent half the annual Equestrian budget on booze and party favors.
Oof. That trans-temporal dig at Twilight in the G5 comics, though.
Brilliant stuff. The problem with finding the amazing truth behind so many ancient legends is that you start to expect all of them to have payoffs as amazing as Luna or Star Swirl himself. Thank you for it.
(Also, the clear answer is the last one to blindside the old stallion and see what's in the bread.)
"Getting three black mana for one is still a good effect, Sister."
To be fair, the resulting reign of the Dark Lady Rarity (after the inevitable coup) was as progressive and even-hoofed as it was fabulous.
Wonderful collection. Thank you for a batch of delightful silliness.
Oof Zephry being a magic-rapist is...uh...not entirely OOC unfortunately.
Amusing, but now I'm a bit put out by the fact this is the only King Charlatan fanfic I've ever seen.
What an ending! I loved it. It was interesting to see how you wrapped up the story so effecitvely in the small amount of space remaining.
I hope I don't lose (too much) weight now.
Spike is the hero we need.
Glorious
simply glorious
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Twilight as an OnlyFans simp? Incredible. Her siblings calling her out on it? Perfection.
Have you been reading Yudkowsky & Piper's Planecrash lately? The excerpts i have seen suggest that it's a million words of exactly this.
Somewhere in the thestral town of Hollow Shades, there is a church dedicated to Nightmare Moon where the services consist of sleeping and dreamsharing.
[Imagine the cover art to Pink Floyd's A Momentary Lapse of Reason.]
“A very special adventure,” King Charlatan said, “about global warming.”
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I have not read it, but your description makes me want to.
*Sees Cover Pic*
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀss ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛᴇʀs ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴀᴋᴇʀs ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʀ!
ᴀʜ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɢʜᴛʏ ᴛʀᴜᴍᴘᴇᴛ ʙʀɪɴɢs ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴇᴀᴋs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴏᴏʀ!
Brilliance comes in small numbers, and this is smallest number of them all.
Yeah, I could see this happening.
Small mistake, Starswirl was never turned to stone.
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Funny enough, I had the same idea for a title for a story where G1, 2, and 3 characters would spontaneously take over G4 characters' bodies as the universe began to unravel. King Charlatan would have spawned into a Windigo's body and been a terrible threat for... about 12 seconds.
This is fantastic. Thank you for writing it.
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tchochke on deez nuts
OnlyBugs sounds like the perfect fusion of Vtubers and niche fetish content. Nothing is real and everybody outside of the community will look at you with a look of "Really? That's what gets your motor running?".
Taking
to it's logical extreme, I see.
Reminds me of how scared people were of the power grid in the past. It may seem silly today, but in there were no regulations in the beginning and power grids tended to look like giant slap-dash spider webs.
Giant fucking health hazard.
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That chapter was lit.
In all seriousness though: Ponyville stupidly falling for the dumbest scam of all time is so much in character, it hurts.
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Yeah. He's self-centered enough, that he probably wouldn't even realise it too....
Truly, there would have been easier ways to commit suicide, Zephyr. Less painful too.
...Am I the only one thinking, that the visual presentation very much sounds like Twillight is imitating the fire lord?
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No wonder, that the cult could survive for 1.000 years! That sounds more like a good damm frat party!