With the Spirit of Chaos locked in stone by the powers of Harmony, a new order must be created. The spirits of Love and Harmony are given physical form, taking the names Cadence and Philomena, so that they may walk among the ponies and ensure peace reigns.

Too bad they're both terrible at this.

Sequel to Head Full of Cotton Candy

Co-authored by TheGreyPotter

What if the ponies were actually ponies?

I've spent the majority of my life tilling the desolate land in which I live. Every day, I wake up to move useless rocks from one location to another. This is an archaic line of work that my family has clung to for generations. It is a dull, grey existence.

Today, I have woken up in a strange room, lying in a bed that isn't mine. I'm surrounded by five mares whom I've never seen in my life. They claim to be my friends, and expect me to bring joy to the hearts of everypony.

Joy? I don't think I've ever experienced this for myself, so how am I supposed to thrust it upon others?

My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, and I'm not sure what to make of this situation.

Recently rewritten. Contains occasional adult humor and violence.
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On a request from Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle and the rest of the mane six explore an abandoned mansion located deep in the woods. While doing so, they unwittingly stumble across an enchanted mirror that scrambles their DNA and pops out three brand new bouncing baby ponies. Hilarity and drama ensue as the mane six must cope with being suddenly thrust into motherhood, as well as protect their new foals from a dark god that wishes to use them for his own sinister gain.

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Fanart:
The three foals. by Freefraq on Deviantart.

Sometimes, all it takes is a letter to let them know...

Celestia's reign is coming to an end. The spectre of Ponyism has spread across Equestria led by General Sparkle and the once Princess Luna. Many have died to stop Celestia, the one who wrote the manifesto to inspire us has been stolen. Many secrets have come to light when we attacked Canterlot, these pages mark these events for future generations. Read and remember who we lost coltrade, remember who we lost.

If you always lose everything you have, can you be sure you even had it? Is it even lost? Sometimes it's better to deal with life. Sometimes it's just better to go.

Listen to these while reading for the maximum effect.
http://www.reddit.com/r/MLPLounge/comments/yskop/feel_album_music/

Martin has had an unreal life ever since he first stepped foot into the land of Equestria. He has been regularly visting Equestria and his friends The Mane Six for two months now and their friendship has never been stronger. However after Winter Wrap Up he heads home with The Mane Six directly behind him. Unfortunatly upon doing this, they have not only broken a promise that they swore to Sortitus to uphold, they have also caused the bridge connecting their worlds to collapse behind them. While they wait for a new bridge to be constructed which Sortitus must do by hand (much to his annoyance), the now humanized Mane Six will have to blend into regular society with Martin's help. However things get chaotic when a student from Martin's grad class takes an interest in him and she allys herself with a released Discord who has decided Earth is to be the chaos capital of the universe, and to make matters worse, The Six find out they have maintained there "unique" abilities from Equestria.

WILL DISCORD TRIUMPH?
WILL THE UNIVERSE FALL INTO CHAOS?
WILL THE PONIES GET HOME?
AND WILL ALL THESE THINGS FINALLY DRIVE MARTIN UP THE WALL?
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Sequel to Martin: Chronicle Of A Hero

A storm has come over Ponyville that wasn't caused by the pegasi. No pony can clear it. Not even Princess Celestia. In the middle of the cursed storm, Scootaloo struggles to understand why she doesn't have her cutie mark yet and finds herself the sole member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. When she learns what's causing the storm, Scootaloo will soon learn that this information is far more trouble than it's worth. *Entry for EQD's NaPoWriMo* Edit: Name changed because of confusion. Sorry!

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*