"OH! That would be the Elements of Harmony! They're the neatest thing! We each get a jewel necklace--Twilight gets a sparkly tiara--and we used them to defeat Discord and Nightmare Moon with rainbows that go pewpewpew-!"

A clawed glove wrapped over Pinkie Pie's lips, silencing her.

"What does the pink one speak of, pony?" He demanded of Twilight, who sputtered at his question. "Do these 'Elements' hold the power to resurrect humanity?"

"I'm... not sure." She returned, halfheartedly. "They're pretty powerful..."

"Where are they?"

"In Canterlot, the city on the mountains, but-"

He dropped Pinkie and stomped off, leaving her to flop around her stretched-out lips. Twilight saw that he was going out the door and in the direction of the city she had mentioned.

"W-wait! Stop!" She galloped after him.

A series of moments from Derpy's life, most of them less than cheerful.

Sorry.

When Pinkie Pie starts to become a tad overweight, and all her friends notice it, she is forced to do one thing she has never done in her whole life.... She has to go on a diet. It's just a small sweets diet. She can go a couple weeks without her regular amount of sugar.... Right? Actually, no. She can't. But she can try.

A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.

... For a given value of "realistic."

Okay, it's barely realistic but it is a hell of a lot of fun...

Now with an image graciously provided by Page Turner, and an audiobook version narrated by multifanficaday and if you prefer it in German, FrankyDoodle has got you covered!

And a TVTropes Page!

Last Featured: 11/26/2019! Thank you so much!

This fanfic attempts to answer the age-old question: What if a human found himself in Equestria? And what if that human was was one of the greatest actors in the world?
Follow his journey as he tries to get back home or at least get a decent cup of coffee...

My first attempt at an fanfic of any kind. Please give constructive criticism if you have any.
Enjoy.

Ponies have been disapearing, only to show up, tortured to death by mysterious mare known as "The Hare"... At least thats the rumor. Berry Punch never really believed in rumors, that is to say, until she wakes up in a strange place... Will she beat The Hares game and save the others, or will she die trying? Read and find out!!