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Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.


"OH! That would be the Elements of Harmony! They're the neatest thing! We each get a jewel necklace--Twilight gets a sparkly tiara--and we used them to defeat Discord and Nightmare Moon with rainbows that go pewpewpew-!"

A clawed glove wrapped over Pinkie Pie's lips, silencing her.

"What does the pink one speak of, pony?" He demanded of Twilight, who sputtered at his question. "Do these 'Elements' hold the power to resurrect humanity?"

"I'm... not sure." She returned, halfheartedly. "They're pretty powerful..."

"Where are they?"

"In Canterlot, the city on the mountains, but-"

He dropped Pinkie and stomped off, leaving her to flop around her stretched-out lips. Twilight saw that he was going out the door and in the direction of the city she had mentioned.

"W-wait! Stop!" She galloped after him.

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Comments ( 411 )

Darksiders? Oh goodie!

FINALLY, Death gets some attention

So, this is what you have been up to of late. Well done sir.

Fun story, and Death being pretty damn in character as well! I kinda figured he wasnt going to kill anyone, as he does have his soft spots (electron particle sized as they are), and I enjoyed this quite a bit. Good work, and I hope you expand on this someday :pinkiehappy:

Darksiders fic?:pinkiegasp: Starring DEATH? :pinkiecrazy: INSTA-FAVE!

"Stop right there, criminal scu-"


But, there were a few spelling errors along the way. You might wanna look a little closer. You'll find them.

Holy Fuck. That was amazing.

25.774 words of awesomeness, nuff said :pinkiecrazy: :moustache:

Holy shit that was awsome!!!

Oooh Darksiders Crossover! Awesomesuace, I'm gonna jump right into it. Too bad it's already completed :P Would like to see it loooooong.

Comment posted by Bronybro 117 deleted Mar 10th, 2013
Comment posted by Bronybro 117 deleted Mar 10th, 2013
Comment posted by Bronybro 117 deleted Mar 10th, 2013

That was actually fantastic, and took me way too long to read. :pinkiehappy:
I friggin' love the whole thing.

"I am not that sort of horse rider" best part ever:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

WOAH! I wanted to make a darksiders crossover too. ._.

How did you read my mind?!

ok i love darksider and mlp and you sir have combined them fantastically...although i do have one nit pick which requires that you have read the book Darksiders: the abomination vault; if you havent then good work...if you have then at least in my mind death should have been a bit more patient but again im nitpicking about one of my favorite IPs ever...so anyway GOOD JOB!!!!!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Saw front picture.

Holy....fucking.....shit.... That my good sir is a prime example of a CLASSIC!! This has to be one of the greatest stories on the site, if not the fandom!

Wow, all that work for nothing. But you are wrong about Death never being seen again. Death will see them all again one day

This might be the best story I have read in a few months. I thank you for creating such a beautiful and amazing story.

And because it had to be done:

“Kiss of Death, baby.”

I guess you could say he was dead-serious about that...

Cut out one eye she's half as likely to see you

Cut off one foreleg she's half as likely to hit you

Your wings are pointless

But that scythe is overpowered


…"Blown away" doesn't even come close to describing my reaction to this chapter. Unbelievably well-written, Death's amazingly in-character, and…damn. I just witnessed the fight of a millennium!

Holy crap this is possibly the longest one-shot ever.

I have no physical clue as to how you managed to put such awesomeness into words. Bravo

Incepto Ne Desistam

I start so as not to stop.


Yup, everything is better in Latin.

Well that is now by far, the longest fight I have ever read...by some ten thousand words or so.

Dayum. So much trouble over a simple answer.

Thanks a thousand times over for that Oblivion reference! Not to mention the multitude of other references in here. (Seriously is there some kind of encyclopedia for references that you got your hands on, or what?)

Yes! Yes!
This is the Darksiders Crossover I've been waiting for since playing the games! And my god was this GLORIOUS!

I've read a few others but this one...this one I think really grasps Death as a character, and what it would be like to fight him.
You don't fight Death, you can't fight Death. Nothing can stand before it in the entire cosmos. So many other Darksiders crossovers I've read, and not just with MLP, don't really seem to...comprehend the scope of the Horsemen. They aren't just another set of warriors, they are more like forces of nature given physical form. There's a reason that the four of them alone were able to decimate the rest of the Nephilim horde after all.

This fic really grasps the futility of trying to fight even one of their number. No matter what Celestia or Luna did, they just didn't measure up even with all of their power.

Instant favorite. Excellent fic.

That...was...amazing.... * faints *

Death went to Equestria, kicked ass, got his ass kicked, became the Grim Reaper, kicked ass again, made everything better, then just left.

Yeah. That deserves a fave.

I even put in a little biblical reference if you can catch it.

Best Death is Discworld Death.

this fic was more awesome than a fight between superboy prime and Hulk, and nearly as awesome as robots fighting against zombies :rainbowwild:

Death is best pony(or horseman) :pinkiehappy:

Now THAT was a great read. I have not played any of the Darksiders games, but i loved this fic nonetheless.

Excellent work!

Sir, take all of my devotions. you are the king of the universe for writing this.

holy crap that was amazing!

Meh. 'Godlike entity comes out of nowhere, curbstomps Celestia and Luna, has an introspective moment and then leaves.' Not much of a plotline.

Was never meant to have a plotline. I was practicing my action sequences. But thank you for your feedback nonetheless.


“Come and see!”

What you have just done is written one of the most extended, well written and well though out fight scenes I have ever and believe I ever will read on this site. The fact that you have balanced it so that the fight was not as completely one sided as some shows that you seriously know your shit when it comes to writing. It's interesting how you chose to write this, starting not from his arrival in Equestria (because I'm sure no one wants to see that) and instead skipping to the part where he beats the royal shit out of Celestia and Luna, and then makes out with Celestia. I love Darksiders and this is by far the best crossover I have ever seen done for it. Please, don't stop writing!


Well, the balancing of the fight was pretty well done so, congrats you just mastered action sequences, you had many oportunities of using your abilities for evil, which you didn't, and that's good, may you use this knowledge for good for the rest of your life.

Stupid evil cliffhangers.

There are a bunch of language mistakes and the like, but I thoroughly enjoyed this. Well done.


Didn't say I had an issue with it, per se, I just wish there was more to it than that.

Before Reading: We haven't heard from you since October and you make this?!? OUTRAGE

After Reading: Not bad, bravo sir.

Near the end of the story


Death’s hands tightened around the shaft as his gaze hardened with new conviction. He set his fingers into motion, morphing the two-hander back into individual blades, then into small sickles and placed them at his hips. He strode forward, past Shining and his berations, towards the fallen Princess. His foot pushed Twilight off of her body, her hooves scrambling to find balance as she landed on her side and continued to sob. He kneeled over Celestia and took her equine head into his hand, lifting it from the ground. Death stared at her closed eyes, her expression of peace and serenity that could only come from being laid to rest. He squeezed his own eyes shut, sighed, opened them once more.

He took off his mask and leaned down.


After reading the story
Wait... that's it? That's the end of the story? All we ever got from the end is that the EoH won't work!
Dah faq?

Anyway, good story. Although, I do dislike the part that one problem was easily solved by a nasty kiss.
I mean really, all problems can be fixed that easily.

But either way, I still like the story. Best one to ever grace the feature box in a long time. Seriously. you have no idea how glad I was to see a story at the top of the box that wasn't a Human-turned-into-a-Pokemon-and-was-sent-to-Equestria story.
This story get's a happy Pinkie.

*Is left inexplicably awestruck by this story*

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