The Destruction Of Giganto-Pinkie
After fifteen minutes of healing from the effects of the grenade, the five ponies and dragon watched in terror as the giant Pinkie Pie tackled down buildings. Ponies from everywhere ran in different directions, screaming things unimaginable, while they just stood in the middle of town, watching.
"Well, anypony got an idea?" Applejack said, still watching the Giganto-Pinkie.
Twilight also watched the pink monstrosity, not even looking at Applejack when answering. "Eenope."
"Over here, intern! This is the perfect spot! This is the story we've been waiting for!" The blond-haired, suited pony said to the camerapony as she set here equipment just fifty feet away from Pinkie Pie. The suited pony grabbed his microphone as the camerapony whispered, "Three, two, one... You're on the air."
"CHAOS IN PONYVILLE. BUILDINGS DESTROYED. CANDY, ALL GONE," The suited pony emphasized as he pushed his face to the camera. "AND NO, MY FELLOW PONIES, THIS WAS NOT AN ACT MADE BY DISCORD. THIS WAS DONE BY OUR NATIONAL PONY HERO, PINKIE PIE, WHO IS FOR SOME REASON, A GIGANTIC MONSTER. AND YES, MY FELLOW PONIES, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY THIS TIME. Not like the time when she filled the whole town with cream filling, heh.... BUT SERIOUS. WHY IS SHE EATING ALL THE CANDY? WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS? THE ONLY PONIES WE KNOW WITH POWER LIKE TO MAKE A SPELL LIKE THAT IS TWILIGHT SPARKLE, OR CELESTIA HERSELF. WAS THIS AN ACCIDENT? AN ACT OF MALICE, MAYBE? IS SHE TRYING TO SEND A FASHION STATEMENT? WHO KNOWS, BUT I'LL KEEP YOU ON THE UPDATES HERE. I'M NEWS CASTER, A.K.A, JOE PONY-STEVENS, AND THIS IS EQUESTRIA INQUIR- AHH-"
News Caster was about to finish his sentence until Giganto-Pinkie destroyed the house right behind him.
"Well, we've been standing here for about fifteen minutes now..." Twilight's hair uncurled with every word she said. "We're done for."
Rainbow Dash pointed to the sky. "Look, it's The Wonderbolts!"
The Wonderbolts blasted through the skies, breaking into formation as they caught site of the giant Pinkie Pie destroying the market stalls. They all flew around her, making her dizzy from her trying to look at all of them at once. Pinkie Pie chopped her hoof through the air, managing to smack one pegasus to the floor, but not enough, compared to the other nine that was still flying around her. Finally, The Wondebolts spun towards her to make a tornado, and flung it at her while Spitfire bucked her to the nose. Pinkie Pie looked stunned, and looked as if she was about to fall down.
Everybody cheered, and Pinkie Pie looked defeated until...
She sneezed.
It was an almighty sneeze, one that blew The Wonderbolt's team all the way out to the sky, and blew down houses across.
"BUCK!"
News Caster fixed his hair, and grabbed his microphone that fell to the ground moments ago.
"I'm sorry ponies, we're back on the air! New info on the story, The Wonderbolts, unable to defeat Giganto-Pinkie. Ten Wonderbolts, including the famous Soarin and Spitfire, scattered across Ponyville after a thunderous sneeze! Also, new important info, Pinkie Pie was told to be forced to a diet by her friends, due to her massive amounts of candy consumption. And due to that information, folks around Ponyville have been trying to take out vegetables, like broccoli and carrots and sorts, to try to see if they will keep the candy-eating beast away from them."
The camerapony focused to an orange-maned mare behind them, holding up a carrot toward the hoof of the giant Pinkie Pie.
"GET SOME!" The orange pony screamed in the distance, before the hoof of Giganto-Pinkie stepped on her.
"...Chances that this solution works is unlikely."
It's been twenty five minutes since the group of friends had been standing in the middle of town.
"Umm... Guys," Fluttershy squeaked, trying to get their attentions. They were watching the giant Pinkie Pie like a hawk. "I don't think this is a very safe place to stay. Maybe we should go more to town, or maybe Twilight's tree-house or-"
"Shush, Fluttershy." Rarity said, still staring at Pinkie Pie as she said. "We're waiting for miracles to happen."
Out of nowhere, one of the local ponies screamed, "VINYL SCRATCH IS HERE!"
The white mare with the purple-tinted glasses walked through to the middle of town where the five friends (and dragon) were, and everybody gave her room to walk there.
"It's all right ponies, I got this." She let out her trademark cocky-smirk. "LET THE BASS CANNON 5000 DOWN!"
Five pegasus ponies flew down with a giant black-box, almost the size of six ponies stacked. Vinyl grabbed it with her magic, and pointed it towards Pinkie. She then took some candy out of her bag.
"Hey, Pinkie Pinkie Pinks, I got candy!"
Giganto-Pinkie grunted, and started to walk towards Vinyl and her contraption. Once she was about twenty feet away form her, Vinyl hit a red button to the side of the box, and the box opened twice it's size to show speakers.
"Pinkie, TAKE MY WUBS OF DESTRUCTION!!!!"
An explosion of sound bursted through the speakers, and it hit towards her. The sound was able to make buildings shake, and even fall down, but it didn't cause Pinkie Pie to fall... It caused her to dance.
Ponies screamed in panic as the giant Pinkie Pie began to dance, causing an earthquake to form. Everybody shook in fear and ran off, and the earthquake even caused the bass cannon to fall.
A grey mare ran towards Vinyl, ignoring the crowd running the opposite direction. She looked furious.
"Vinyl, you dolt, you just caused an earthquake!"
"It was worth a try, though." Vinyl grinned.
"Oh whatever, let's go!"
"Make out?"
"VINYL!"
"Ok, ok!... That was worth a try too."
The two ponies followed the crowd, and the five ponies and dragon still stood there, completely awestruck.
"News Caster, back on the air! Vinyl Scratch, a.k.a., 'DJ PON-3', tried using her new prototype of the Bass Cannon 5000 on Pinkie. This bass cannon can be used for really good parties, but can also be used for trying to take down giant candy-addicted, pink, cupcake-smelling monster pony. This new device did not take down Giganto-Pinkie, but it did cause her to dance and cause a massive earthquake around Ponyville. I guess the wubs did not work this time. A side story from all the chaos, the music that came from the bass cannon has spread both compliments and complaints from the citizens of Ponyville. Here to take comment on that, Granny Smith and Applebloom of the Apple Family."
They were both brought to the camera, and News Caster began to ask questions.
"How do you feel about the music being played around Ponyville?"
Granny Smith took the microphone and put her face close to the camera.
"This music, wubby, doo-whatzit-hootz-it has done nothing but trouble! It sounds like that mare stuck ah cat between two kitchen pans and shook iht around! What kinda music is that!?"
Applebloom, who was behind Granny Smith, and wearing shades that looked just like Vinyl's, gleamed.
"It's awesome!"
After about twenty more minutes, the giant Pinkie managed to destroy every part of town, and even caused the gang to move from their spot, so she can destroy it. All the candy and sweets of Ponyville was gone.
"So much for a diet..." Twilight said, her eyes twitching uncontrollably.
Pinkie Pie walked up to them, but before she could could get five feet to them, a bright light flashed before all their eyes.
Twilight stared after the light in awe.
"Princess Celestia!?"
Well, I finally got this out! Sorry for taking so long, I got back to school, and I had all this stuff to do, and I was running out of inspiration, and it was all a mess in general... I pretty much wrote all of it at night, so if you find any mistakes, don't be afraid to tell me. I hope you enjoy! I tried to make this chapter extra crazy.
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New chapter. WooHoo
Now onto reading it.
Ohhhh... Hope Carrot Top is okay
...
This ain't no longer a story.
Just stuff. And them reference jokes. That all.
Bye.
1466845 I can probably agree with that. I didn't exactly plan how this would end up
1466874 10 bucks says Princess Celestia fails. XD There are REASONS you don't put Pinkie on a diet.
1466900 I'll take that bet.
Twilight is in so much trouble!
If I know Pinkie (I don't), then she'll kill herself after this for killing everyone else.
1466900>>1466935 I'll take your bet and double it!
So we went from Pinkiezilla to Pinkie Kong?
I'm OK with that!
1466963 Deal, lets do this.
Carrot Top noooooo
1466874 Yeah... come back when you know what you want to do with this subplot (and then the plot as a whole?). The Pinkie/Godzilla/rampage-through-town thing really got stale.
And did you really have five of the Mane Six stand around doing nothing after sending that letter to the princess? You could've had Spike and Twilight bounce ideas off of each other (they didn't have to be good ones). You could've had RD and AJ aid in some sort of evacuation or other emergency thing (If Pinkie Pie wants to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Rainbow Dash, then Rainbow might end up reluctantly luring her away from the rest of the town). Anyway, you could've had Fluttershy and Rarity... either panic, save their animals/dresses or play a board game.
So much crazy things... and they're still on the first day.
Oh, well, I assume the worst happens now, and then Pinkie will start calming down. Probably.
I hate to say this, but this fic is going down hill. I LIKED IT before Pinkie Pie turned into a giant monster. And I think Ponyville doesn't have THAT MANY houses to destroy, it's not THAT BIG a community. I liked the emotions between the team as they were trying to cure Pinkie Pie of her eating disorder.
Carrot Top, I'll be at your funeral.
LOL! Loving it! Celestia, send her to the moon! Ooh! better yet! Luna! Go Nightmare on Pinkie Pie!
1466874 I have to agree with PhazonExposure on this. You need to have more character interaction. You have the mane 6 (-1 +spike) just standing there like it's a movie while all of Ponyville gets trashed, while that's fine if you want to do it that way it just doesn't seem even close to being in-character for them (unless they've been so traumatized by the appearance of Pinkzilla that the're just dumbstruck). Wouldn't Rarity try and save her dress shop, wouldn't Twilight try and come up with another plan, wouldn't Fluttershy faint, wouldn't AJ try to lasso something, wouldn't RD laugh her flank off?
Other than that, still a good story and interested to see where this could be going.
THE FIRST PERSON TO ANIMATE THIS GETS UNLIMITED MUSTACHES!!!!!!!
x INFINITY!!!!! 
Make it happen......
Ohh and remember Wub and Tolerate. What? It was worth a try.
D.U.B.S.T.E.P. = Dropping Unnecessary Bass Simply To Excite Ponies!! It was worth a try too.
6~9 =
Though Applebloom didn't strike me as somepony who'd be into dubstep.
So many edits to this post! 6~9
This is quickly turning into The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny! So, is Buck Norris gonna show up and get his cowpony flank kicked?
Wait... I know the perfect thing to beat Pinkie Kong!
The Stay Puff Marshmellow Man...
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A giant Pinkie Pie destroying Ponyville!? SO AWESOME!
A diet you say?
...
I've stopped trying to figure out what's wrong with me.
CONTINUE IT!!!
This was really... un-this-story-ish? I had the perfect word a few minutes ago...
1466900
Me three.
Hey, to the people talking about how there's no plot or no real storyline, I can agree with that. This is only my second story, and to give you the truth, I was just planning to make it a story of randomness. I didn't really want to put any real dramatic or probable scenes to it, because to give you the truth, I'm not sure how
So, I hope that you guys can understand that I'm not really in this to make an epic story of seriousness and plot points and stuff. I'm in this just for the craziness, and to see what other random stuff I can make up next. Thanks for reading 
Wait... did pinkie just kill Carrot Top? Damn, that's pretty dark.
10 bits says Carrot Top is alive!
Anyways, this story is...well...interesting...I think...
After about twenty more minutes, the giant Pinkie managed to destroy every part of town, and even caused the gang to move from their spot, so she can destroy it. All the candy and sweets of Ponyville was gone.
"So much for a diet..." Twilight said, her eyes twitching uncontrollably.
Upon saying that a giant ODST drop pod comes from the sky and crashes in front of giant Pinkie. "Oh what the buck now?" Said Twilight. As the door opened a tan unicorn with a dark grey mane with red highlights came out. His cutie mark was a pair of head phones hanging over a microphone.
The five ponies and dragon gasped. "Mic the Microphone!?" They shouted in unison.
"The one and the only." Said Mic. Mic took out a microphone. "Lets do this." He started to sing September and the sear awesomeness of his voice turned Pinkie back to normal, everything was back to normal and Ponyville created A monument to their main stallion Mic The Microphone....The End.
...This is dumb.
I'm sorry, but this is really incredibly dumb. I don't know if that's what you were going for, but...dumb, dumb, dumb.
Hmm. I like crazy, but after such a promising premise with such a strong opening... This is kind of off-putting.
It was good up until this point, but now I must take my leave...
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I find this amusing because my name is Joe and my middle name is Steven
yeah I'm a sad person...
1467314 Bahahahahaha. My thoughts exactly (and Twilight logic)
It's funny how I'm listening to Skrillex while reading this
Oh my god, you killed Carrot Top! (Waits for someone to reply to the unfinished reference)
Pinkie will eat Princess Celestia believing it s a giant marshmallow with wings and icing on top.
1467314 That kind of stupid idea just might work!
Don't like it anymore.
what did i just read?
This chapter, sucked.
#1, as Phazon said, the mane '5' doing nothing? they just wait 25 mins for Celestia? That is so not like them, and a complete waste of both plot and comedy potential.
#2, This chapter had no point, you could have instead started a chapter as Celestia arrives, asking if anything changed, and have the mane '5' tell of the stupid things that happened in this chapter (would have been a better delivery).
#3, Why is Pinkie Pie not saying anything since she first got big? Maybe it's just me, but shouldn't she still be going on about candy? Or reacting to what's going on at the least? It just seems, weird, that she didn't even roar or something.
Side-Note: Consistency error, Pinkie ate tinfoil, making her resistant to magic, but then is enlarged by Twilight's spell. Unless you're trying to say Twilight's magic IS strong enough to bypass tinfoil, but only when she loses control (which is kinda weird).
1465095 How about expertly trained hitmen?
As fun as it is to read this I gotta say that the story has gotten out of control now. More of a joke than anything else. I first began watching this to see if they could seriously get pinkie Pie on a diet and how it went. Yeah I expected some crazy stuff to happen but now its just ridiculous. I'll continue reading for now, but if it just keeps going down the path its on I'm not sure I want to read anymore...
Anyways it was an OK chapter for quality and I did enjoy reading it. Princess Celestia appearing seems like a cleched cliff hanger the more I read pony fics.
Quavera_Tava
Actually, there's a bright side to Giganto Pinkie eating the entire town's supply of candy. It would've been devastating for our party mare if she ate such a massive amount in her original size. But when she's gigantified like that, such a quantity is like eating a mere handful of sweets. So Its okay!
That Vynil/Octavia fluff totally hinted that the author is a fan of that shipping. Hubba whuuuut
1466998
Would you mind taking over for the rest of this story? Those ideas were pretty good.
1475824 At best I could co-write, but if I knew how to put Pinkie on a diet, get her to eventually commit to it, and still make it funny, I would've written this story a long time ago. Although those ideas would work just fine in any hypothetical story in which a giant Pinkie Pie was destroying Ponyville. And looking back at the comments, I think that just about anybody here could give this chapter a much-needed overhaul. Actually, I'm a bit tempted to give the chapter a much-needed overhaul and submit it as a story.
Just an average day in Ponyville.
Pinkie: *sees glowing light* OHHHH!! LEMON DROP :D
Celestia: NOOOOOOOOOOoooo.........
1466900 Me too
Why so much hate for the story now?
Keep up this fantastic madness 
I love this story