What happens when a happy pink mare has to go on a diet? Anything but good.
When Pinkie Pie starts to become a tad overweight, and all her friends notice it, she is forced to do one thing she has never done in her whole life.... She has to go on a diet. It's just a small sweets diet. She can go a couple weeks without her regular amount of sugar.... Right? Actually, no. She can't. But she can try.
Pinkie Pie awoke from her slumber on a sunny Saturday morning. The sky was cloud-less and blue, the birds were chirping, and a grey mailmare had already dropped off the morning papers without needing to fly into a bush. Pinkie Pie knew it would be a wonderful day.
"Goooooood morning Ponyville!" Pinkie Pie said while sitting up in her bed, talking to no one in particular. "It's a beeeeaaahhhh-utiful day! And you know what that calls for? A celebration! With sweets!" Pinkie Pie took out 3 pieces of small candy from under her pillow and ate them all at once, forgetting to take off the wrapper.
"Do you want some Gummy?" Pinkie Pie said toward the little green alligator, taking out 5 more pieces of candy. "No? Okay, I'll just eat these for you."
Pinkie Pie trotted towards the bathroom while eating sweets and found her bathroom cup filled with more candy. "Oh yeah, I forgot I put these here... Well, better not put them to waste!" Pinkie Pie put the cup towards her mouth and and swallowed the candy like it was a soft drink. "Wow, those candies got me full... Better wash them out with a couple cupcakes."
The pink mare took out a tray of cupcakes from a small refrigerator and began to eat the cupcakes in giant bites. "Hmm... Maybe I should have more candy too. And some more cupcakes. And a cup of sugar. A cup of sugar sure does hit the spot!"
After thirty minutes of getting ready and eating enough candy and sugary items to fill three foal Nightmare Night baskets, Pinkie Pie finally went downstairs to start her day. As she walked down the stairs and began to see the front of the bakery, she saw that the Cakes, a group of other ponies, and a covered sign waiting in the middle of the room.
"Good morning Mr and Mrs. Cake, it's Saturday so I'm going to head-" Pinkie now saw that the ponies were her six best friends. "Oh, hey girls and Spike! Why are you guys all here?"
All of them of them looked at her with straight faces and worried eyes. "Pinkie Pie," Twilight said, sighing after saying the name. "We need to talk."
"Ooh, what for? Wait, is this a party? A surprise party? For me? Yay! I'll get some candy and food!"
"No!" Twilight stated before Pinkie Pie ran out of the room. "We need to talk... Like, a serious talk."
"Ohh.... A serious talk? But I don't like serious talks... They're so... Serious. What do you guys want to talk about?"
The seven ponies and the dragon all looked at each other and sighed. Rainbow Dash then pulled the sheet off a covered chair, and a sign was revealed, saying "INTERVENTION".
"Interven-teeon? What the heck is that?" Pinkie said, confused.
"Pinkie Pie dearie," Ms.Cake said, looking at Pinkie with a worried expression. "We think you have an eating problem."
"An eating problem? But I eat just fine!"
Mr.Cake face-hoofed. "Pinkie... We know you eat just fine, but it's what you are eating that's wrong."
"What do you mean?" Pinkie Pie put on her puppy-dog face.
"What have you been eating for the last couple weeks? Just tell us the five things that come to your mind."
"Exactly! Pinkie Pie, you can have a good sweet time by time, but that isn't exactly a healthy diet! And you've been eating giant hordes of sweets in small amounts of time!"
"Well I don't think that's bad! What's wrong with eating sweets all the time, huh?"
"It's not healthy, Pinkie dear." Ms.Cake got back into the conversation, letting Mr.Cake have a break.
"Well I don't notice any difference! I'm just fine, see?" Pinkie got on her hind legs and her big tummy popped out. She fell onto the floor with her hooves straight out.
"...I can live with that. What has my eating habits done other than that? It's not hurting anyone!"
"Pinkie, we got fifty boxes of cupcake mix two days ago. By the next morning, it was all gone. We didn't even take it out of the boxes yet. All we saw was a messy kitchen and you sleeping on the floor!"
"Oh, so that dream was real... Well, that's not that bad! Other than that, there's nothing wrong with how or what I eat."
Twilight and Spike began to join in on the conversation. "Pinkie Pie," Twilight started. "Last week, you barged into our kitchen and ate every single sugar-based food we had! Then, an hour later, after we got back with groceries, you just did it again!"
"And you got into my cookie stash!" Spike looked like he was on the edge of tears. "I was saving those cookies for a special moment!"
"That's not that bad either.... Right? And I can always get you more cookies, Spike." Pinkie Pie tried to lighten to moment.
"You tried doing that three days ago! But right when we got out of the market, you ate them all again, and just left me with the extra bits!"
"Oh... Sorry."
Rarity began to speak. "Pinkie, dear, you don't even fit into the Gala outfit I created for you now! And you even ate the decorations on it!"
"They really looked like candy, okay?" Pinkie Pie was beginning to frown.
"Pinkie," Rainbow Dash joined in. "I can't even carry you while flying!"
"Yes you can! You did it last Tuesday!"
"Yeah! For like, five seconds! Then we crashed into a local park bench! Totally uncool."
"Well, maybe it was because you didn't stretch before flying..." Pinkie's bottom lip was quivering now.
"I'm sorry to say this Pinkie... But I think you have a problem also. If that's okay..." It was now Fluttershy's turn. "Two weeks ago, you came into my cottage and accidentally sat on one of my squirrels. You didn't notice that you were sitting on it for two whole minutes. You broke it's shoulder and it's leg, and it's still in my intensive care unit at my home... The squirrel you sat on was a breed that can usually take the weight equivalent to two full aged ponies... The fact that you broke it's shoulder by just sitting on it makes me really worried about you. I'm sorry."
"Maybe I just caught it off guard..." Pinkie's eyes started to water.
"Sugarcube, we will support you with anything you honestly want tah do, but not this." Applejack looked straight into Pinkie's eyes. "Last Thursday, yah bought ev'ry single caramel apple we were selling on the acres. There were a hundred thirty six caramel apples on sale that day. The night in which you bought them, we found yah in our cellar, dipping apples into our giant buckets of caramel, and eating them in single bites. Then after you ran out of apples in the cellar, you started to drink the caramel itself. Yah shure gave Macintosh a mighty scare, but what yah did is still not right. This isn't healthy for you, Pinkie Pie."
Pinkie Pie couldn't hold it in anymore, and began to cry. "Okay, I do have a problem!" Everyone gathered around Pinkie Pie and gave her pats on the back.
"It's okay, dearie." Ms.Cake gave her a reassuring smile. "We can fix this."
"But how?"
"You'll just have to start on a diet."
"....What's a diet?"
"A diet," Twilight said scientifically, "Is restricting oneself from a certain type and amount of food in order to lose weight. In this case, for you, it's going to be sugar and sweets."
"Restrict... You mean... I can't eat sweets?" Pinkie's eyes began to water again.
"You can still eat sweets, but not as much as you usually do. I'm thinking, restricting yourself to three pieces of candy a week... Maybe a slice of cake just once every two months... Switch to a sweetener." Twilight smiled at Pinkie Pie, but the pink mare was not amused.
"I ... I ... Can't do that! I can't live without my candy!"
"Yes you can, Pinkie," Fluttershy said. "You just have to believe in yourself."
"But I don't!"
Mr.Cake joined in. "Any other way, sweetie, you have to go on a diet. We're even going to half your work schedule here just so you can focus on it. Now I know it's going to be hard, since you live in a bakery, but we believe in you."
"Sweetie... Sweetie.... Sweets.... I miss my sweets." Pinkie Pie began to cry a fountain again.
"We're starting today, and we're all going to help you get through this Pinkie."
"...Can I start tomorrow?"
"No, we're starting today."
"But... But... I want to start tomorrow."
"Pinkie Pie, we know if we try to start tomorrow you're going to hide or run somewhere and eat all the sweets before we get to you."
"Fine... I'm just going to go to the kitchen to think about this."
"Okay, Pinkie. Good job."
Pinkie sniffled her nose and walked to the kitchen.
"Wow," Ms.Cake began to say. "In retrospect, she took that better than I thought."
Twilight started to think. "Wait, do you think it was a good idea to let her go to the kitchen?"
They all peeked into the kitchen to find Pinkie Pie on the floor, devouring every single bowl of candy within seconds. They all gasped.
"PINKIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?"
"Let me be! I need my candy!" They began to take the candy away from her, and she started to fight to get it back. "NO! NOOOOO! Givemebackmycandyicantlivewithoutmycandyidontwanttogoonadiet NOOOOOOO!" She grabbed back the candy jar and tried to run out the back door.
"Pinkie Pie... Tell us where it is," Twilight said, pointing the lamp against the pink mare. They were in her bedroom, and Pinkie Pie had been tied to her bedroom chair. With the whole room dark, except for the lamp pointed towards her, Pinkie started to sweat.
"I... I-I don't know what you're talking about!"
"All yah have tah do is talk, sugarcube," Applejack said, "And we'll let yah go."
"I don't believe you! I... I... Don't know! Please! Make it stop, make it stop!" Pinkie Pie's eyes started to water.
Rainbow Dash banged the bedroom table and moved herself up to Pinkie's face. The pink mare eep'd. "Tell us where you hid it, or I will END you!"
Pinkie Pie began to cry. "Okay, okay! It's in the attic on top of my ceiling, okay!? Please, DON'T TAKE MY BABIES!"
They turned on the lights and Rainbow Dash went to the square compartment on top of the ceiling.
"Okay, good." Twilight said. She looked at the square compartment that Rainbow Dash was trying to open, then looked at Applejack. "How did we not notice tha-" Twilight was interrupted by the giant pile of candy that attacked her from above. Twilight screamed as hundreds and hundreds of candies fell out from the attic, and after ten seconds of falling candy, it finally stopped.
Twilight got out from under the sea of candy, dazed from the fall. "Well, we found your three-year, Nightmare Night candy stash... We can check that off the list."
"Hey guys," Applejack screamed from upstairs. "We found ih't."
The Cakes, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Spike went up to Pinkie's room to find the hundreds of candies piled up in the middle of the room.
"Wow," Rarity said, looking at the candy. "Have we decided what to do with all this candy?"
"I know what you guys can do!" Pinkie said enthusiastically, bouncing the chair that she was tied to. "You guys can put it in my mouth! It'll all be gone in seconds with no worries at all!"
"How about," Mrs.Cake said, putting her blue hoof on her face, thinking. "We all just split the candy for ourselves?"
"NO! NOOOO! Please, this is my life's work!"
Mr.Cake ignored the outburst from Pinkie. "I don't think we'll be able to finish it. How about we sell it at the bakery?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Applejack talked through the screaming of the party mare. "That wouldn't seem too fair..."
"Yes! Applejack is right! Please!"
"How bout, instead, we give it tah the foals of Ponyville!"
"NO! BIG NO! ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION!"
"I've got a better idea, if that's okay..." Fluttershy began to talk in the conversation. "Maybe we should give it to charity! Or to the orphan ponies."
The rainbow-maned pegasus grunted. "Even if this is bad for her, it's still her candy! Just taking it from her wouldn't be too cool..."
"Exactly! Thank you Dashie!"
"So we should give half the candy to the orphan ponies, and hide the rest of the candy until she is done with this whole thing."
"NOOO! AHHHHHH- mph!" Pinkie Pie's face was covered by a levitated pillow, and Twilight smiled. "That's a great idea! But instead, let's just give her the quarter of the candy, and then after a couple months just give her it back to her slowly, week by week!"
Everyone agreed with the idea they made except for Pinkie, who had been screaming her head off on the pillow.
"What a fabulous solution!" Rarity began to walk out the door. "I have some neighbors who can help with this mess. I'll be back in a snap! Spike, come come."
After Spike and Rarity left the room, Twilight continued with her plan.
"Okay you guys! All we have to do now is clean Pinkie's room of any candy or form of sweets!... Do you guys hear that munching sound?"
Everyone went silent as they all heard the sound of crunching and slurping. Twilight looked around, then back to the Pinkie Pie with the pillow to her face. As she took the pillow away from the pink pony's face, they all gasped.
"Pinkie! Is there candy in your pillow!?"
"Mwahahahah! You fell into my trap!" Pinkie continued to eat the candy that was already in her mouth, and all of her friends in the room facehoofed.
"Okay... Let's start our search! And let's make sure we look hard, so then this doesn't happen again." Twilight levitated the broken pillow and threw it to the pile of sweets.
They all began to search around the room, while Pinkie Pie sat nervously on the chair she was still tied to.
"Found the three mini-fridges in her bathroom!" Mr.Cake yelled. "We have candy, cupcakes, sugar, and... Are these chocolate bunnies?"
Fluttershy gasped when she heard what was in Pinkie's fridge. "They aren't real! I swear!" Pinkie said.
Twilight looked through Pinkie's bed. "Wow, there are candies all over the creases of the mattress." Twilight looked under the bed and gasped in the confusion.
"What the..." She magically lifted the bed, and found the whole corner covered with candy.
"Pinkie! What is this?"
"I ran out of space in the attic, okay? Don't take them, please!" Pinkie began to pucker her lips again, tears forming in her eyes. Twilight threw them to the candy pile.
Applejack, from across the room, started throwing assorted sweets to the hoard of candy.
"There's candy in the desks, drawers, the closet... Heck, ah even found candy in her piggy bank!"
"I found candy in her shampoo bottles..." Mrs.Cake started to mutter as she looked closer to them. "What the... I don't even..." She threw the shampoo bottles to the middle of the room,
"I tried to see if candy shampoo was healthy for your hair, okay?" Pinkie said while chewing something in her mouth. "And just so you know, it was working!"
Twilight became aware that Pinkie was eating, and slowly turned back to her.
"Pinkie... What are you eating...?"
"Hmm?"
"What. Are. You. Eating...?"
"Nothing..." Pinkie slowly swallowed before continuing her answer. "I'm not eating anything."
Twilight stared at her for a moment before she turned back around.
"Oh... Okay... I was just going to ask if you could share some of that candy. I'm a little hungry."
"Oh! If you really wanted some, I have a couple more in my mane! What kind do you like?"
"AHA! So you DO have candy?"
Twilight ran towards Pinkie and began to look through the pink, messy jungle that many called "Pinkie's Mane". Twilight was in shock to find what she was looking for.
"Why do you have candy in your mane?"
"...It was from the candy shampoo..."
"...Shake."
"What?"
"Shake. Shake your head."
"But I don't want to...."
"Do it, Pinkie."
"NO."
Twilight sighed, and looked down to the floor. "I didn't think I'd have to do this... Fluttershy, give Pinkie," Twilight shuddered before saying the last two words. "...The stare."
Pinkie gasped, now trying to escape the bounds on her chair.
"Is there any other way?" Fluttershy asked, also worried of Pinkie's health. "Maybe we can-"
"No, Fluttershy. Just do it."
Fluttershy sighed. "Okay..."
Pinkie tried to look at anything but Fluttershy, but the yellow mare kept advancing toward her until their eyes met contact. Pinkie finally gave in to the staring, and was now looking straight into the eyes with fear.
"Pinkie Pie, give us the candy."
"Noo...?"
"Give. It. Now."
After ten seconds of intense staring, hypnotized Pinkie finally shook her head. Dozens of candies began to fall across the floor, and Twilight was both in shock and relieved to find the candy before Pinkie ate them.
"Wow... How does that even work?" Rainbow Dash was about to check on the other side of the room until a floor board creaked under her hoof. She pressed on it again, and after concluding it was loose, looked under it.
"WHAT THE BUCK!? Pinkie, is there candy under the floorboards!?"
After finding candy in Pinkie's bed, desk, bathroom, drawers, closets, hair, and floorboards, the whole group managed to double the original pile in size (and create a river out of Pinkie's tears). Rarity, Spike, and other stallions came back and began to haul the candy away from the room.
"Thank you again for taking care of that candy mountain, Charlie." Rarity winked at the white stallion, and he began to blush.
"It was no problem at all, Ms.Rarity. Well, it's almost the end of the day, so me and my friends better be getting home."
The stallions walked out of the room and Twilight sighed as she laid down on the bed.
"Okay, so we found all the candy, triple checked that we found all of it, got it hauled away, made sure that three-fourths of it went to the Orphan Pony Foundation and the last quarter of it got hidden, and added the new alarm to Pinkie's door... Did we make sure all the candy and sweets for the bakery were locked away?"
The Cakes nodded in agreement, and Twilight smiled.
"Finally! We're done... I guess all that's left is to untie Pinkie."
They all looked and saw her head down to her chest. Throughout the time they had been cleaning her room, they had to put three more strands of ropes to her original tie, due to her trying to bite her way out. Twilight untied all the ropes with her magic and Pinkie still sat on the chair, her head still down.
They all just stared at her until Twilight finally spoke up. "Umm... Pinkie? You can get off the chair now..."
The pink mare fell to the floor, and her hair deflated as her shoulders hit the ground. She buried her face to the floorboards so her friends wouldn't need to see her.
"Okay Pinkie, we set an alarm to your door so we would know if you try to sneak out. We also told most of the ponies of Ponyville about your diet, so don't try to get candy from them. You officially have two months until your diet is done, and we'll give you a piece of candy as a reward if you keep at your diet for the whole week. We believe that you can do this, Pinkie."
Pinkie muffled something from the floor, and the whole group looked at each other with confusion.
"Umm... What was that, Pinkie?"
The mare on the floor lifted her head slightly, and began to speak.
"You're all dead to me," Pinkie said, scaring her friends due to her voice being darker and lower than usual. Fluttershy's mouth was wide open in terror.
"...Okay. Well," Twilight slowly levitated Pinkie to her bed. "Um... Goodnight Pinkie Pie. We left a daffodil sandwich on your desk in case you were hungry. We'll see you tomorrow."
Everyone greeted the pink mare a good night as she turned herself to the opposite direction of them and started to silently cry. They closed her door and all went downstairs.
Rainbow Dash sighed as she slumped herself on one of the chairs.
"Oh Celestia, today was tiring..."
"Do you guys think she'll make it?" Fluttershy said, still a little scared from Pinkie's remark.
"I shure hope she can, we've gone too far tah change ar' minds..." Applejack took off her stetson and joined Rainbow on another chair.
"All we can do now is encourage her and hope for the best. Do you guys remember where we put the candy?" Twilight asked.
Everyone replied with a "yup" and the purple pony nodded.
"Then we're okay for now. I don't know about you guys, but I'm exhausted." Twilight levitated a sleeping dragon to her back and began to head for the door. "Goodnight everypony."
They all said goodnight and went home.
"Mmmmm.... Candy.... Candy......" Pinkie Pie sat up from her bed.
Please excuse my horrible writing. I didn't think this story would get so much likes, and I have no idea where this is going.... Actually, I'm starting to get an idea about where this might be going. Stay tuned for the next chapter.
It was a sunny Sunday morning, and Twilight walked out of her (tree)house to see the beautiful day... Or at least she hoped it was going to be a beautiful day. The whole gang was planning to help Pinkie with the first day of her diet, and she knew that it wasn't going to be easy.
"Hey Twilight," Rainbow Dash greeted, flying and landing beside the purple mare.
"Good morning, Rainbow. I didn't think you'd be up this early to help Pinkie with us.... Honestly, I thought you'd just oversleep and bail." Twilight lightly chuckled.
"Really? This is one of my best friends were talking about here, and I'm the Element of Loyalty, remember? And plus, Pinkie looked pretty down last time we saw her. I have to come in case she broke through her window or something."
"That's the truth."
Twilight and Rainbow Dash laughed while walking towards Sugarcube Corner.
"What's next, she breaks into a house and steals candy?" Twilight said, giggling.
As Twilight was finishing her question, they finally made it to Sugarcube Corner, and they froze. Broken glass from Pinkie's window were laid all over the floor, and guards sent from Celestia were walking around Ponyville. Twilight twitched.
"Oh... Buck."
They ran into the Bakery to find it destroyed. The Cakes sat on the floor, their eyes bloodshot red with tiredness.
"What happened?!" Twilight asked, getting a sigh and grunt from The Cakes as a first response.
Mr.Cake finally spoke up. "The window." His voice was cracked as he answered.
"Pinkie broke out by the window and broke into a pony's house. Ate all the candy... Surprisingly, she did it all in her sleep. She's still sleeping right now."
"We got no sleep," Mrs.Cake joined the conversation. "We spent all night trying to chase her down. In the end, she just came right back here to her bed..."
The Cakes were about to pass out until Mr.Cake popped back up. "Are you guys going to go up there?"
Rainbow Dash and Twilight looked at each other, then back at Mr.Cake, confused.
"Yes...?"
"Don't wake her up forcefully! Be nice and calm with her, please! We tried waking her up while she was on her candy spree, but she just ran and broke stuff like a maniac!"
They both gulped, nodded, and slowly walked up the stairs. They opened the door slowly and tiptoed (hoof toed?) into the room. The window beside her bed was broken like how they saw it outside, and in the middle of the broken glass and candy wrappers that laid all over a pink bed, laid a pink mare, snoring quietly.
Pinkie Pie yawned, blinked her eyes slowly, then looked at nothing in particular with a straight face. She saw Twilight and Rainbow Dash, who stared at her with horror.
"Hehe, good morning... Pinkie...." Rainbow Dash said, cautiously.
The pink mare sat up (ignoring the broken glass) and yawned again.
"I had a dream that I was in a land made of nothing but candy and sugar. There were candy streets, and candy houses, and candy people... It was even ruled by this bubblegum thingy... I ate them all. It was amazing."
Twilight took hold of the situation. "That's good...? So... Did you have a good sleep?"
"I don't know." Pinkie's eyes were slowly closing shut. She apparently wasn't completely awake yet. Her eyes then shot open and looked straight at Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash was confused, because Pinkie was not staring and her face, but at her... body?
"Well, today were going to go to the park. Everybody is going to come so it will be just like a party. Diets aren't going to change anything in the way you live... Pinkie? Are you listening?"
The sleepy, pink pony was now licking her lips to the sight of Rainbow Dash, and the cyan mare was scared for her life. Pinkie Pie began to slowly move closer to her.
"I... want... candy...."
Rainbow Dash was backing up. "Pinkie Pie. I'm not candy, I'm Rainbow Dash? The fastest flier in all of-"
"CANDY!"
Pinkie Pie pounced onto the rainbow pony, and Twilight was terrified.
"PINKIE PIE!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy came into the bakery, was told about the incident, and proceeded up the stairs to Pinkie's room.
"I'm just sayin Fluttershy, maybe if yah could tell your bunny folk to stop eatin mah-" Applejack was interrupted by the loud clatter that came from Pinkie's room. The three ponies looked at each other in confusion, then listened to the noises that came from the other side of the door.
They heard grunts from Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
"Pinkie Pie, stop!"
"Must... eat... candy!!!"
"Pinkie Pie- AH! DON'T LICK ME THERE!"
They all looked at each other, blushing madly.
Twilight grunted as she tried to pull Pinkie off Rainbow Dash, who had an expression on her face that screamed, "HELP ME YOU BUCKIN' BUCK."
"Pinkie Pie," Twilight emphasized her pulling on every word she said. "Rainbow... Dash... is...friend... not... food!"
Twilight hit the floor flank first, and decided it was no use to try.
There has to be a way!... Oh. Wait a minute... Ohhhh..... Oh. Twilight facehoofed and stood up behind Pinkie Pie, who was still furiously licking Rainbow Dash. The rainbow pony did not look frightened, but now she just looked confused. She actually seemed like she was enjoying it! Twilight giggled lightly (which did cause Rainbow Dash to blush), and a flash of purple aura blasted from her horn. She levitated Pinkie Pie into the air and away from Rainbow Dash, and the cyan pegasus relaxed on the floor.
The other three slammed the door open and ran into the room, screaming, "WHAT'S GOING ON!?" They all looked around and saw Rainbow Dash on the floor, Twilight on the other side of the room, and Pinkie Pie levitated in the air, moving around and trying to escape from her magic imprisonment.
"Don't worry you guys, I got it all under control," Twilight said smugly as she magically held Pinkie in the air.
"What happened? If you're okay with telling us..." Fluttershy said, still blushing as red as an apple.
Rainbow Dash got off the floor, looking shinier than usual.
"Pinkie Pie tried to eat me, that's what happened!"
The room went silent.
"She tried... To eat you?" Rarity said, looking like she was about to faint.
"Yes! She tried to eat me! She was licking me up and everything!"
"Well," Applejack said, pawing the ground. "Did ... Yah like it?"
"What!?... Wait Wait... Ew! N-not like that! She tried eating me like she would eat a lollipop!"
Rarity got back into the conversation. "Well, dear, I've seen Pinkie Pie eat a lollipop before... She doesn't usually eat it, but she takes her time licking it..."
"And yah didn't answer mah question..."
"Oh my gosh! Fine... I didn't really hate it... It... was okay?"
"Aha! So you did enjoy it! How was she licking you?"
"She licked me everywhere."
"Like... everywhere everywhere?"
"No! Not everywhere everywhere... "
"Did any of her licks travel down to yur netherlands, if yah know what ah mean?"
"Well, she bit me on the leg."
They all agreed and nodded their heads like they heard a clever scientific fact. Fluttershy muttered, "You should really get that checked..."
"Okay, stop!" Twilight said, accidentally dropping Pinkie Pie in the process. Pinkie Pie, with her hair all down and her eyes twitching, dashed out the window in a matter of seconds, and left the rest of her friends speechless.
"Oops."
They all ran out of the Bakery, looking for signs of the pink monstrosity.
"Okay, do we have any plans?" Twilight said while looking around.
"Why don't you just blast her with that spell you tried on the parasprites? The one that stopped them from eating food?" Rainbow Dash asked.
Twilight stopped and turned to the pegasus.
"Do you really want Pinkie Pie, the pony that could eat fifty boxes of candy in one night, to be eating houses and furniture!? She already tried to eat you!"
"Okay, okay!"
Applejack's eyes went wide. "There she is!"
They all turned to the left to find Pinkie Pie swallowing down buckets of candy from a market stall. She finished and ran away, before any of them could catch her.
"She's heading for the food stalls!"
Lyra and Bon Bon happily took a food stall table, and sat down.
"Finally! After another month of making the recipes just right, I finally made you your chocolate cherry, coconut-filled, apple cruncher pie!" Bon Bon said, putting two slices down for her and her marefriend.
"Yay! Finally, I can taste this pie! Were the ingredients really shipped all the way from Canterlot?"
"Mhhm," Bon Bon replied, satisfied with the happiness of Lyra. "And this time, no parasprite is going to eat this pie!"
"They better not!"
The two ponies took their forks out, and licked their lips as they looked down upon the slices of pie.
"Well, bon appe-"
Before Bon Bon could finish, a crazy, pink mare crashed the middle of their date, ate the slices of pie, and ran off.
Lyra slammed her face onto the table.
Twilight and the other four ran down the streets of Ponyville, chasing down Pinkie Pie.
"Where'd she go!?" Twilight asked Bon Bon, since Lyra was still banging her head onto the market stall table.
Bon Bon pointed her hoof down to the market stalls. "She went over there." Her voice was emotionless, and she facehoofed after giving the directions.
"Thanks!"
They ran down until they found Pinkie Pie, attacking all the stalls and eating their sweets and candy one by one.
Pinkie Pie attacked a local stall owner, who started to throw bits at the pink mare.
"Take it! TAKE MY BITS! JUST TAKE MY BITS AND GO AWAY!"
"I don't want your bits!" Pinkie screamed, her voice being much lower and scarier from her regular. "I WANT YOUR SWEETS!"
The local stand owner screamed and ran away as Pinkie continued to plunder all the stands.
"Okay, Twilight, levitate her!" Rainbow Dash said, pointing her hoof towards Pinkie.
"Okay!" The purple unicorn said confidently.
Twilight took her magic and tried to carry her up, but for some reason, it didn't work. The purple mare grunted.
"Uhg, did she happen to eat foil?" Twilight asked, still trying to use her magic.
"From all the wrapped candy we just watched her eat, yah." Applejack stated. "Why?"
"Well, foil is the number one magic repelling system that degrades my usual magic power by forty percent! And, she's not staying still!"
"Ahh horseapples!" Applejack facehoofed.
"Well then," Rainbow Dash got into her regular racing position. "Leave it all to me!"
She flew into the market stall that Pinkie was in, and after a couple seconds, the other four heard her screaming.
"Help me! She's trying to eat me again!"
"Ahm comin Rainbow!" Applejack ran towards the market stalls too, only to be thrown back to where she came from. Rainbow Dash was thrown back, after a while, too.
"Dang... Ah didn't think Pinkie had it in her, but she got a mighty kick."
"Tell me about it," Rainbow said, still stunned from the throw.
"Okay," Twilight said, thinking about ways to stop Pinkie. "So Rainbow Dash tried, Applejack tried, Rarity and I are pretty much useless... Fluttershy? Do you think you can do the stare on her?"
"Umm... I don't think we can get her to stare straight into my eyes... So..."
"Oh yeah... Elements of Harmony?"
"How are we going to use the Elements of Harmony if the one we're trying to attack is an element?" Rarity pointed out the realization.
"Buck..." Twilight sighed. "I guess there is no other way... Someone call Spike, I need him to get something for me."
"Why? What do you need him to get?"
Twilight stared into her friends' eyes, then stared into the distance.
"We're going to use... the holy hoof grenade."
Early update! Yay! I just need to upload it now since I'm busy all day tomorrow. I hope you enjoy this chapter! If there are any huge mistakes you can point out, just tell me, and I'll fix them. Also, I know I'm pretty late on this fact, but over 500 likes! WHAT!?!? Thank you!
The group all stared at Twilight, who had been staring at the distance for more than ten seconds.
"What's... the holy hoof grenade?" Rarity asked, now a little scared of what Twilight was planning.
"I'll answer that soon enough! Just get Spike and tell him to get me it."
"Well... Rainbow Dash, you get it."
The rainbow pony scoffed. "Why me?"
"You're the fastest flier in Equestria, remember?"
"Oh... Fine."
After about five minutes, Rainbow came back flying with a brown, carved box.
"Well, here's... the holy hoof grenade?"
Spike came running after Rainbow came, and after catching his breathe, looked at Twilight with wide eyes.
"Are you actually going to use the holy hoof grenade?"
"Yes, Spike, I'm going to use the holy hoof grenade."
The whole group (except for Twilight and Spike) grunted and asked in unison, "WHAT'S THE HOLY HOOF GRENADE?"
"Get on with it!" Applejack said in annoyance.
"Yes, please, get on with it." Rarity agreed.
"NI!" Fluttershy squeaked.
"Okay, okay!" Twilight grunted, taking the carved box out of Rainbow's hooves with steadiness, then laying it down on the floor. "The holy hoof grenade was a device I made back in Science class at Celestia's school... So-"
Spike interrupted her. "SO in Science class, she made a grenade, and when she went to the bathroom, the other unicorns thought it was a bouncy ball! And when they threw it on the floor, they all got flashed by the grenade and the whole class had to go to the hospital!" Spike hit the floor laughing, trying to catch his breathe. He got back up and wiped a tear off the side of his face. "It was so fatal that Celestia made it a weapon, and she even made instructions on using it! This is the first one ever made... Or at least the second one."
"This grenade can knock out anyone in a ten feet radius of where it's thrown! So we just throw it at Pinkie, it explodes, we get her while she's unconscious, and problem solved!" Twilight smiled happily at her own plan.
"Hm.. It sounds like ah mighty fine plan tah me." Applejack looked at her other friends. They all agreed to the grenade.
"Okay!" Twilight steadily opened the box and grabbed the red grenade with her magic. "Spike, can you read the instructions again? Honestly, I never used a grenade before, heh."
Spike took out the paper that was also in the box and skimmed through the paragraphs. "Uhh... Okay. Instructions to the holy hoof grenade of Canterlot. Blah blah blah.... Something about breakfast cereals.... Umm... Okay. First you take out the pin, um... Count to three.... Not two.... Nor four... Nor five... Apparently, counting is very important... So then you... Wait. Why the heck is this written in old timey language?"
Twilight looked dumbfounded. "I don't know... Celestia wrote it."
"Hm. Weird. Okay... Umm... Yeah, you count to three. Then you throw it at your said... 'foe'... And they shall... snuff it?"
Rainbow Dash gave Spike a confused look. "Snuff? Is that some fancy word for sniff or something?"
"I don't think that would make sense, Rainbow," Rarity said with one eyebrow up. "The foe will sniff the grenade?"
"Maybe that means that the foe will sniff it and knock out." Applejack joined the conversation regarding the meaning too.
"But wouldn't the Princess write that down?"
"Oh... Oh yeah, huh?"
Twilight grunted. "It doesn't matter what it means! Where's Pinkie Pie?"
They all looked around and saw that Pinkie Pie was nowhere to be found. In a blink of an eye, a pink blur rushed past the market area screaming "SUGAR" at the top of it's lungs. Silence ensued among the group of friends.
"Well, I think that was her."
Twilight facehoofed. "We know, Rainbow. We know. Come on girls, let's get her!"
The five ponies (and the dragon) caught sight of the pink monster and tried to chase her down. Twilight and Rarity tried using magic, Rainbow Dash tried to fly towards her, and Applejack even tried to catch her with her rope, but Pinkie Pie was too fast, only stopping by milliseconds to eat candy.
The group stopped running to breathe.
"She's.... on.... a... sugar rush." Rainbow Dash huffed. "We'll never get to her in time."
"I know.... I think I need to sit down." Twilight said, lightly putting the grenade she was magically holding to the floor. "Spike, can you please stop playing the saxophone?!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. But you got to admit, I'm getting good at it right?"
The five ponies all commented of his performance needing more work. "That was adequate..." Fluttershy murmured.
"Oh, everyone's a critic..."
"I got it!" Twilight jumped up from her tired phase and looked at her friends deviously. "Rainbow Dash, remember that prank you did on me that had that weird, green substance?"
"That goop that we got you stuck on? Yeah, I have a bucket left."
"Get it. Now." The purple unicorn turned around to see the whole street empty. All the pony folk had gotten word of Pinkie's candy mayhem, and they were all hiding in their houses. "Now where would we get candy..." Twilight looked around at every house in which she knew who lived there. Carrot Top.... Derpy and Dinky... Storm Racer... Jam Rocker... Lyra and Bon Bon... Wait a minute.
"Bon Bon! She makes candies!" Twilight ran to the brown house at the end of the street and knocked furiously. Lyra creaked open the door and squinted her eyes.
"Uhg... It's you guys. Whatcha need Twilight? You want to eat some more of my pie?"
"We need Bon Bon. Now. It's an emergency."
Lyra sighed and screamed behind herself. "Bon Bon! It's for you!"
After about five seconds, Bon Bon reached the door to talk to Twilight.
"Hey Ms.Sparkle. What can I do for you?"
"We need a bucket of candy and we're hoping you have some. We're trying to catch Pinkie..."
"Oh, the pink devil." Bon Bon disappeared from the door, and reappeared with a bucket of sweets in her mouth. She spit it on front of Twilight.
"Here yah go. Free of charge, I made too much yesterday, anyways."
"Thank you so much!" Twilight took the bucket of candy with stealth (hoping Pinkie Pie wasn't close) and put it down very close to her. By then, Rainbow Dash was back with a bucket of green goop.
"Okay girls, here's the plan. We put this candy out. We put the goop around it. Pinkie Pie comes, she gets stuck in the goop, we throw the grenade, and we're done! Sounds like a plan?" The four ponies and Spike cheered at the idea. They put the candy in the middle of the street and quickly put the glue-like substance around it. After doing so, they all hid behind a bush and waited.
After a minute, Pinkie Pie came and got stuck into the goop.
"We got er!" Applejack pointed at Pinkie Pie, who was trying to get out of the green liquid. "Throw the grenade! Throw the grenade!"
"Let's do this!" Twilight said confidently, taking out the grenade with her magic and pulling out the pin. She was about to throw the grenade right at Pinkie-
"Wait!" Fluttershy spoke, stopping Twilight before she was about to throw. "You forgot to count to three!"
"Well, it's too late now, it's already going to be three... Oh. Oh fu-"
BANG
The whole gang was stunned by a bright, white light, and all their ears began to buzz. Like how she was when she was at her audition to Celestia's school, Twilight's eyes turned white, and the blast caused her to go into her nature in which she's blast random spells all around her in confusion. After about five minutes of walking around blindly, the group started to get back vision, and Twilight started to calm herself down.
"Oh my... My vision. It's so obscured." Rarity mumbled.
"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!" Applejack screamed at Rarity, completely confused of what was going on.
Twilight shook her head and started to look around, feeling as if the world was going in slow motion beyond her eyes. Right on front of her, she started to see a blurry, pink image growing bigger, until she had to look up to see it's whole self. She confusedly tapped Rainbow Dash, who was shaking her head beside her.
"What do you want, Twilight? My head is still going in circles here... Woah. Why is there a giant Pinkie."
Twilight and Rainbow Dash watched in bewilderment as the giant Pinkie Pie stepped on local market tables, and bumped down a house. Screams of ponies were heard in the backround, and in a deep, loud voice, Pinkie screamed, "CANDY!!!"
Twilight was still stunned from the grenade, but the explanations started to all come back to her. I got stunned... Lost control... Started to fire spells... Giant baby Spike at exam... Now there's giant Pinkie Pie... Oh no. Twilight's eyes opened in realization, and she jolted back up in fear.
"I JUST HIT PINKIE PIE WITH A SIZE ALTERING SPELL AND NOW THERE'S A GIANT PINKIE DESTROYING THE TOWN!"
Celestia was walking through the castle hallways, just finishing court at midday.
"I'm walking on sunshine, oh woah...." She murmured in beat, tapping her hooves to the song as she walked. Instantly, a letter magically appeared and fell to the floor beside her.
"Hm, a letter from Twilight... Urgent? Let me see..."
Dear Princess Celestia,
After a long string of events, a giant, six-hundred percent larger, candy-mad Pinkie Pie is on the loose of Ponyville, and is destroying the town as you read this. We need help. Lots and lots of help.
After fifteen minutes of healing from the effects of the grenade, the five ponies and dragon watched in terror as the giant Pinkie Pie tackled down buildings. Ponies from everywhere ran in different directions, screaming things unimaginable, while they just stood in the middle of town, watching.
"Well, anypony got an idea?" Applejack said, still watching the Giganto-Pinkie.
Twilight also watched the pink monstrosity, not even looking at Applejack when answering. "Eenope."
"Over here, intern! This is the perfect spot! This is the story we've been waiting for!" The blond-haired, suited pony said to the camerapony as she set here equipment just fifty feet away from Pinkie Pie. The suited pony grabbed his microphone as the camerapony whispered, "Three, two, one... You're on the air."
"CHAOS IN PONYVILLE. BUILDINGS DESTROYED. CANDY, ALL GONE," The suited pony emphasized as he pushed his face to the camera. "AND NO, MY FELLOW PONIES, THIS WAS NOT AN ACT MADE BY DISCORD. THIS WAS DONE BY OUR NATIONAL PONY HERO, PINKIE PIE, WHO IS FOR SOME REASON, A GIGANTIC MONSTER. AND YES, MY FELLOW PONIES, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY THIS TIME. Not like the time when she filled the whole town with cream filling, heh.... BUT SERIOUS. WHY IS SHE EATING ALL THE CANDY? WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS? THE ONLY PONIES WE KNOW WITH POWER LIKE TO MAKE A SPELL LIKE THAT IS TWILIGHT SPARKLE, OR CELESTIA HERSELF. WAS THIS AN ACCIDENT? AN ACT OF MALICE, MAYBE? IS SHE TRYING TO SEND A FASHION STATEMENT? WHO KNOWS, BUT I'LL KEEP YOU ON THE UPDATES HERE. I'M NEWS CASTER, A.K.A, JOE PONY-STEVENS, AND THIS IS EQUESTRIA INQUIR- AHH-"
News Caster was about to finish his sentence until Giganto-Pinkie destroyed the house right behind him.
"Well, we've been standing here for about fifteen minutes now..." Twilight's hair uncurled with every word she said. "We're done for."
Rainbow Dash pointed to the sky. "Look, it's The Wonderbolts!"
The Wonderbolts blasted through the skies, breaking into formation as they caught site of the giant Pinkie Pie destroying the market stalls. They all flew around her, making her dizzy from her trying to look at all of them at once. Pinkie Pie chopped her hoof through the air, managing to smack one pegasus to the floor, but not enough, compared to the other nine that was still flying around her. Finally, The Wondebolts spun towards her to make a tornado, and flung it at her while Spitfire bucked her to the nose. Pinkie Pie looked stunned, and looked as if she was about to fall down.
Everybody cheered, and Pinkie Pie looked defeated until...
She sneezed.
It was an almighty sneeze, one that blew The Wonderbolt's team all the way out to the sky, and blew down houses across.
"BUCK!"
News Caster fixed his hair, and grabbed his microphone that fell to the ground moments ago.
"I'm sorry ponies, we're back on the air! New info on the story, The Wonderbolts, unable to defeat Giganto-Pinkie. Ten Wonderbolts, including the famous Soarin and Spitfire, scattered across Ponyville after a thunderous sneeze! Also, new important info, Pinkie Pie was told to be forced to a diet by her friends, due to her massive amounts of candy consumption. And due to that information, folks around Ponyville have been trying to take out vegetables, like broccoli and carrots and sorts, to try to see if they will keep the candy-eating beast away from them."
The camerapony focused to an orange-maned mare behind them, holding up a carrot toward the hoof of the giant Pinkie Pie.
"GET SOME!" The orange pony screamed in the distance, before the hoof of Giganto-Pinkie stepped on her.
"...Chances that this solution works is unlikely."
It's been twenty five minutes since the group of friends had been standing in the middle of town.
"Umm... Guys," Fluttershy squeaked, trying to get their attentions. They were watching the giant Pinkie Pie like a hawk. "I don't think this is a very safe place to stay. Maybe we should go more to town, or maybe Twilight's tree-house or-"
"Shush, Fluttershy." Rarity said, still staring at Pinkie Pie as she said. "We're waiting for miracles to happen."
Out of nowhere, one of the local ponies screamed, "VINYL SCRATCH IS HERE!"
The white mare with the purple-tinted glasses walked through to the middle of town where the five friends (and dragon) were, and everybody gave her room to walk there.
"It's all right ponies, I got this." She let out her trademark cocky-smirk. "LET THE BASS CANNON 5000 DOWN!"
Five pegasus ponies flew down with a giant black-box, almost the size of six ponies stacked. Vinyl grabbed it with her magic, and pointed it towards Pinkie. She then took some candy out of her bag.
"Hey, Pinkie Pinkie Pinks, I got candy!"
Giganto-Pinkie grunted, and started to walk towards Vinyl and her contraption. Once she was about twenty feet away form her, Vinyl hit a red button to the side of the box, and the box opened twice it's size to show speakers.
"Pinkie, TAKE MY WUBS OF DESTRUCTION!!!!"
An explosion of sound bursted through the speakers, and it hit towards her. The sound was able to make buildings shake, and even fall down, but it didn't cause Pinkie Pie to fall... It caused her to dance.
Ponies screamed in panic as the giant Pinkie Pie began to dance, causing an earthquake to form. Everybody shook in fear and ran off, and the earthquake even caused the bass cannon to fall.
A grey mare ran towards Vinyl, ignoring the crowd running the opposite direction. She looked furious.
"Vinyl, you dolt, you just caused an earthquake!"
"It was worth a try, though." Vinyl grinned.
"Oh whatever, let's go!"
"Make out?"
"VINYL!"
"Ok, ok!... That was worth a try too."
The two ponies followed the crowd, and the five ponies and dragon still stood there, completely awestruck.
"News Caster, back on the air! Vinyl Scratch, a.k.a., 'DJ PON-3', tried using her new prototype of the Bass Cannon 5000 on Pinkie. This bass cannon can be used for really good parties, but can also be used for trying to take down giant candy-addicted, pink, cupcake-smelling monster pony. This new device did not take down Giganto-Pinkie, but it did cause her to dance and cause a massive earthquake around Ponyville. I guess the wubs did not work this time. A side story from all the chaos, the music that came from the bass cannon has spread both compliments and complaints from the citizens of Ponyville. Here to take comment on that, Granny Smith and Applebloom of the Apple Family."
They were both brought to the camera, and News Caster began to ask questions.
"How do you feel about the music being played around Ponyville?"
Granny Smith took the microphone and put her face close to the camera.
"This music, wubby, doo-whatzit-hootz-it has done nothing but trouble! It sounds like that mare stuck ah cat between two kitchen pans and shook iht around! What kinda music is that!?"
Applebloom, who was behind Granny Smith, and wearing shades that looked just like Vinyl's, gleamed.
"It's awesome!"
After about twenty more minutes, the giant Pinkie managed to destroy every part of town, and even caused the gang to move from their spot, so she can destroy it. All the candy and sweets of Ponyville was gone.
"So much for a diet..." Twilight said, her eyes twitching uncontrollably.
Pinkie Pie walked up to them, but before she could could get five feet to them, a bright light flashed before all their eyes.
Twilight stared after the light in awe.
"Princess Celestia!?"
Well, I finally got this out! Sorry for taking so long, I got back to school, and I had all this stuff to do, and I was running out of inspiration, and it was all a mess in general... I pretty much wrote all of it at night, so if you find any mistakes, don't be afraid to tell me. I hope you enjoy! I tried to make this chapter extra crazy.
Warning to all Ponyfolk: Always Feed The Pinkie Pie
A great flash of white exploded over the whole town of Ponyville before Twilight and her friends were able to see what had happened. When they were able to visualize the town, everything was as destroyed and the mess was yet to be cleaned up... But there was one important thing missing.
"Where's... Where's Giganto-Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash asked with confusion.
As the white haze started to clear up, the ponies finally saw Princess Celestia and an unconscious (and regularly sized) Pinkie Pie was waiting in the middle of town.
"Princess Celestia! The princess did it!" Twilight screamed. All the ponies cheered and gathered around the Princess and the sleeping Pinkie Pie, and the Princess quietly hushed them. The crowd's noise slowly abated, and Twilight was the first to speak.
"Princess Celestia! I'm so sorry for what I did! I thought it would be healthy for Pinkie to start a diet, and then she started going all crazy, and then-"
"Please Twilight, there is no need to explain. If anypony needs to explain things, I should be the one."
"What?" The five main ponies and dragon said in unison.
"As of now, I put Pinkie Pie back to regular size, boosted Pinkie Pie's metabolism up fifty percent, and made her unconscious. Now, I should have explained this beforehand, because I knew that one day, this would happened." The white shining alicorn sighed. "Twilight, tell me this. Can a pony live without air?"
Twilight looked at her in confusion. "Well, of course not. It's a simple fact. Ponies need air to live."
"Exactly. For Pinkie Pie, She has had so much candy and fat-inducing foods for everyday of her life that it seems like a simple regulation for her to need than something she can just choose to want. So if you take away air from a pony, a pony would do whatever he or she can do to get air back. That was what Pinkie Pie had been doing."
"What a minute!" Twilight interrupted. "I had sent you three letters about my friends and I planning a diet for Pinkie Pie beforehand! Why hadn't you said or warmed me about anything?"
"Well, I was very busy while handling very important matters." Princess Celestia grinned sheepishly.
"Wait ah minute!" Applejack also interrupted. "This here problem has gotten on the news! Ponies sent letters to yah once it happened! Ah even watched Twilight send one, with that urgent stamp, too! What took yah so long?"
Ponies started arguing all at once toward the Princess, and she stopped them before they had to time to argue more.
"Okay, my little ponies. I know I had been a tad bit late on this situation. But at least everypony knows what would happen if you even mention diets by Pinkie Pie, and now it won't ever happen again. Also, I need everypony in Ponyville to make haste of knowing this one thing. So everypony, please, listen up... Vinyl Scratch? Are you still here?"
The white DJ mare got through the crowd. "Uh, here, your highness."
"Do you still have one of your speakers nearby? May I use one of them?"
"Uh, sure, give me a second."
After five minutes, Vinyl Scratch had set up one of her huge black speakers for Princess Celestia to use.
"Now, everypony, this is very important. Once we get this town cleaned up and back to how it used to be, we must never speak of this to Pinkie ever again."
The crowd bursted with questions, most of them being "why".
"I erased Pinkie's whole memory of this dieting situation ever happening. If she is to ever remember this ever happening, she will think herself as a monster. Not only will this stab at her self-confidence, but this will cause her to remember the memories of the diet, and start on her candy rampage once again. So, we will have to organize this together to make sure this is forgotten!"
From that moment on, Ponyville cleaned up all the broken houses and buildings, and Pinkie Pie woke up thinking that an earthquake simply happened, and that she had slept through it.
Due to Princess Celestia boosting her metabolism, Pinkie Pie never got fat from her eating habits anymore, and she continued happily through life eating as much junk food and candy as she wanted.
As for the rest of Ponyville, the whole problem with Pinkie Pie was forever known as the "Wreckage of Year 12", and to the pink party mare, she thinks that they're just talking about the earthquake she never saw.
Laws passed through Ponyville, and the mayor approved the tenth city law to be, "No ponyfolk of Ponyville shall ever demand 'her' or descendants of 'her' any such diets, or solutions that imply diets." Pinkie Pie thinks that the law is about Princess Celestia, and any other way, she barely cares about it or what it's talking about. Pinkie Pie barely listens to laws. Mostly of those referring to physics. But any laws, nonetheless.
Pinkie Pie happily lives her life never knowing about what happened those couple days. But many prophecies theorize that one day, somepony will slip up and accidentally tell her, and the pink monstrosity will come back again.
For now, Ponyville can't risk that. They keep the secret well hidden from pink mare, and laws were later made to stop any ponies from talking about the Wreckage of Year 12 in public.
Before Princess Celestia Went To Ponyville
"Are you ready, sister?" Princess Luna said to her big sister, clutching her hooves to the side of the slide.
"I'll race you to the bottom... Readysetgo!" Princess Celestia launched herself through the white tube and all the way down the slide.
The two princesses were supposedly doing work, but for now, the work they were doing was sliding down the giant temporary tube slides that proceeded in the throne room.
"Weeeeeee!" They both said in unison. The slides were so long and complicated that it had been ten seconds and they weren't even halfway done.
One of Celestia's guards walked in. "Princess, there is a pile of letters here for you. Many of them are urgent."
"Not right now, Stalwart! I'm having the time of my life!"
"Uh... I know this isn't any of my business mam, but this seems REALLY important... They all have urgent stamps and are from Ponyville. It is also on the Ponyville news that a giant pink monster pony is destroying the town..."
"That can wait! Weeeeee!" The Princesses finally got to the bottom of the slide.
"Uh, are you completely sure, Princess? The whole town of Ponyville is in panic mode as we spea-"
"Let's go again, sister!" Princess Luna flew all the way up to the beginning of the slide, and Princess Celestia followed, giggling.
"Okay then..." The guard scoffed and threw the letters on the floor. "Do you mind if I join too?"
The two princesses looked at each other and shrugged. "Get up here, Stalwart!"
