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Estimated Reading: 4 days
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Being the night security guard for Ponyville General Hospital is a boring and thankless job-- especially for Vigilance, who has his heart set on becoming a member of the Equestrian Royal Guard. Unfortunately both his current job and his future career are now in jeopardy thanks in part to a ridiculous incident in which Rainbow Dash broke in at night to steal a book, of all things. A book!
Now to save his job a reluctant Vigilance is saddled (pun unintended) with a new and frustrating duty: assisting in the treatment of his least favorite patient, an unidentified mare who thinks she's a dog.
Can Vigilance swallow his pride for long enough to get "Screw Loose" the exercise therapy she needs, or will her canine antics drive him barking mad?
Author's Note: Thanks to my prereaders, including Sapphire, Rated,and Ezefilly.
I came up with this idea ages ago as something I could write easily by hand when I didn't have access to a computer. And now thanks to the magic of "long exercise which gave me time to write," here it is!
Special thanks to Arrkhal on deviantart for drawing the picture that gave me the idea for this story in the first place.
Oh, and sorry for the potentially misleading short description... This cried out for a "they fight crime" thing, and I couldn't figure out something more accurate that would fit in the space provided ha ha.
Working at the front desk of a hotel has numbed Kaia to the variety of guests, at least until the ponies arrive.
Written for the Passports and Portals Not-A-Contest
Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
With the opening of the Equestrian embassy in Kansas City comes a new age of interspecies cooperation. Naturally, the first pony tourists want to explore the most exciting of all places in the US Midwest: Wamego Kansas on the Fourth of July
Editing assistance by Tek and Admiral Biscuit
Picture schleped together out of some public domain clip art and scribbles
An Ace Hardware employee has been promoted to manager.
Manager of an Ace Hardware store run by ponies.
Featured 9/18 - 9/20/2021!! 'Preciate y'all.
'R' and 'E' are right next to one another on keyboards, so I dismissed 'Mareiott' as a typo and booked my hotel room online. It was only after I found a pony waiting for me at the airport that I realized it was, instead, a horrible pun. Now I'm stuck in a horsey hotel for a week while attending a major trade fair on behalf of my employer.
Additional character tags: Snowcatcher, Flitterheart, Sunny Rays, Feathermay, Honeybuzz
Written for Admiral Biscuit's challenge/request for more slice of life fics featuring ponies working on Earth:
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/869870/story-notes-labor-day-plus-a-challenge-to-readers
This story is a sequel to Business Trip
Five years ago, sixteen mares founded a hotel in New Jersey called the Mareiott. These are their stories. A sequel to Business Trip, it's recommended (though not necessary) to read that first. Act I serves as a prequel, Act II is comprised of side stories to Business Trip, and Act III explores what these mares have been up to in the ensuing years.
Of note, Mr. Jones Goes To Equestria is a side story to this, and completely optional prior reading.
Character tags: Cherry Pie, Daisy Dreams, Dewdrop Dazzle, Diamond Rose, Feathermay, Flitterheart, Honeybuzz, Lily Blossom, Lulu Luck, Ploomette, Plumsweet, Rainbow Flash, Snowcatcher, Starbeam Twinkle, Sunny Rays, & Sweetie Swirl
Each chapter will be told from a first pony perspective, so you can see the character's thoughts and motivations for their actions. That's sixteen individual points of view, and the pony in focus will be spelled out in the chapter name. Also, please note that due to the changing perspectives, the tone of the story will shift from chapter to chapter.
Written as a thank you to all those who enjoyed the original and requested a sequel, and also serves as another entry in Admiral Biscuit's challenge/request/not-a-contest for more slice of life fics featuring ponies working on Earth:
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/869870/story-notes-labor-day-plus-a-challenge-to-readers
Pre-read/edited by: Snowliasion & Roxylalolcat
Dutch dialogue in Feathermay's chapter courtesy Snowliasion
Rainbow Dash keeps landing in trouble. For flying. Seriously? She's starting to think it's deliberate...
A fun little one-shot with Rainbow in the human (non-EQG) world.
Now has an awesome reading, by StraightToThePointStudio.
Darknight Moonwing wears no uniform. White button-down shirts look quite official, and stand out in the darkness, whereas her shadow-colored fur does not. Her authority and her duty are not summed up by a neat white shirt nor a shiny badge, not in her opinion. She’d been hired to guard, a duty she would fulfill to the best of her abilities. Everything else was secondary to that.
Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
Also with a reading by Illya Leonov!