After being pranked one too many times by Rainbow Dash, Twilight has finally had enough. She devises what she thinks will be the perfect revenge. Unfortunately, once unleashed, Twilight quickly finds out that she has no idea how to stop the terror she has set loose upon her friend.

This story was inspired by / is a tribute to, Richard Gale and his morbidly hilarious film series. The character of the Genosaji/Ponosaji, is entirely his. And my use herein is strictly for the purpose of parody and entertainment.

I'll have my revenge on those ponies! But to do it, I'll have to gather the best traits from the creatures around the world.

Then, I will rule.

Now where did I leave my recipe book?

Awesome cover art by CrowbarTK-Hullo

This story is a sequel to TD the Alicorn Princess

Prince Antares, formerly the human TD Powell, has ascended to rule Equestria alongside Celestia and Luna to form the Equestrian Triumvirate. Taking his residency in Baltimare, Antares comes into his role as smoothly as he can, given the circumstances.

But not all is right with the world.

A warmongering king in the newly formed minotaur nation has just allied with the griffin empire, a country that recently gained a leader unfriendly to Equestria. Now Antares will face his first true test as an alicorn prince of Equestria. He must lead his peace loving ponies into the hells of war, and face an Equestria that will never be the same.

Edited wonderfully by Strike89

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The plan, he thought, was perfect. Instead of returning to the mortal world as a shade of his former self, King Sombra would transmute his soul into the body of his greatest foe, using her influence and power to destroy Equestria from the inside and take vengeance on the Princesses that stole his beloved empire.

There's just one problem: after her fight with Tirek, Twilight Sparkle changed her address. This turns out to be a much bigger problem than Sombra thought. A Dinky-Doo-sized problem, to be precise.

5th-place finalist in the More Most Dangerous Game contest.

Cover art crudely Photoshopped by me from this and this. I am art and so can you.

Reading by Neighrator Pony

[[WARNING: Contains what-the-buck. Please don't read while having expectations or while being intelligent. What-the-buck is not right for everyone. Consult your local MLP analyst if you're considering what-the-buck.]]
Sunset Shimmer led an ordinary life, until a huge friggin' ball of fiery death fell out of Space and conked her on the head.
And now, she's got the ability to transform into Maho-Shojo Sunsetta, the most powerful and adorable magical warrior girl in the Universe!
Can she save Canterlot High from threat after threat as the entire galaxy tries to take from her the Shimmer Sapphire that giver her her power?
Or will she--nah, she's gonna win. I've pretty much Mary Sued her.
(A parody of all those 'magical girl' amines; particularly, Tokyo Mew Mew. And because I was bored.)
Serious-ness Rating: negative three. Take seriously at your own (severe, I might add) risk.
(Rated Teen because I have yet to see an anime without a pointless fanservice scene.)

EDIT:
For those of you who know for a fact that it's spelled "Mahou-Shoujo", just go along with it; it'll all be cleared up in the finale.

What would happen, if Discord, Lord of Chaos, held a bi-weekly poker round with Mongol Warlord Genghis Khan, Roman Emperor Caligula, German Poet Johann Wolfgang von Goethe and Greek Philosopher Socrates?

You'd think their conversations would be pretty interesting, with a clear distinction between madness, savagery, reason and poetry, right? Well, you'd be right, but probably not in the way you thought.

Now what do you think would happen, if for some reason they had their poker night at Fluttershy's house?

Teen Rating for strong language and sexual themes.

Berry Punch likes to think that she's a fairly-normal pony, who lives in a fairly-normal town filled with other fairly-normal ponies.

Unfortunately, her house is anything but normal, in any sense of the word.

I should have refused to follow him for a night at the bar. I should have stayed at home. Why did I do that? What was I trying to prove?
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Our main character has a nasty habit of falling into deep slumbers and waking up where he doesn't know where he is. In fact, the first place he wakes up...
... is in Hell.
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Through some horrifying circumstances, the blue armor that was scattered in the ruins of the Royal Sisters' Castle reconstitutes the vessel of Nightmare Moon. Only this time, a human soul is its life source.
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Rated Teen for some questionably older implications toward the beginning. In contrast, pyromaniacs will find said implications very underwhelming.
(Warning! Transgender imminent!)
Edit: This story was written solely for entertainment purposes. Please do not dive into this expecting a well-tested chemistry report.

Edit: I think I found a cover that just might work for now.

It has been two years since the human TD ascended to become Princess Antares, and he is settling into his role as one of the rulers of Equestria quite nicely. His loyal guard is strong, his palace is awe-inspiring, and he is beloved and worshiped by ponies everywhere. However, when the Element of Magic is stolen by an old student of Celestia's and taken through a magic mirror while he is visiting the Crystal Empire with the Mane Six, he discovers that another world has been very close by during his whole reign. A rather familiar world at that. Deciding that he is the best pony for the job, he takes his two best soldiers through the portal with him to get the Element back. So, pretending to be a foreign exchange student from Canada, he infiltrates of all things... a high school.

He is less than pleased.

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Edited by the magnificent Strike89

Cover art by the perpetually awesome SoaringSketches

Rainbow Dash's latest flying routine was interrupted by a sudden mountain, and Twilight can hardly sleep at night. No pony should be this excited to play with necromancy.

Edited by Deceased and JustAnotherTimeLord.

Cover art courtesy of pony-berserker.

Dramatic reading by WritingStylus

Polish translation by atom2004
Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi
Russian translation by NovemberDragon