Chapter 2
Rainbow discovers that she doesn’t like spooning...
Rainbow Dash opens her eyes and looks out her window. It’s another bright and sunny day. She pauses a moment and thinks about all the fun she intends to have pranking her favorite pony of choice Twilight Sparkle.
“Heh, the look on her face yesterday. That was epic.” She says to herself. “I suppose I should really get up and get started... Then again, five more minutes in bed never hurt anypony.” And with that she rolls over... and finds herself muzzle to muzzle with a white faced unicorn, all in black, who is lying next to her in her bed.
“AHHH!” she yells, but before she can do anything else, the strange pony reaches out a hoof and taps her hard on the forehead, right between the eyes... with a spoon.
{Tap!} “OWW! What the what?” she asks, rubbing her head. “Dude, did you just hit me with a spoon?”
The figure before her doesn’t reply, instead in a slow and methodical manner, he once again raises his spoon, and taps Rainbow on the head again.
{Tap!} “Ow! Hey, knock it off, that hurts,” She says raising her hoof and pushing the figure before her.
In response he merely raises his arm again, and begins to slowly and repeatedly tap Rainbow over and over with his spoon.
{Tap!}“Ow, {tap!}, I said quit-{tap!}, would you knock i-{tap!}, stop it! {tap!}. “Aragh!” Rainbow yells, leaping out of bed and flying to the other side of the room. “You’re not even a Pegasus, how are you even in a cloud home?!?” She asks, rubbing her head once more.
In response the figure rises slowly from her bed. He puts his hooves down on the cloud beneath them and begins to slowly trot toward Rainbow Dash with a staggering gait. Rainbow begins backing away, as the gaunt figure before her, once again raises his spoon.
“Who are you?” She asks, as she backs through the living room and into the kitchen. “What is this about?” She says, as he slowly lurches toward her.
Rainbow looks around frantically, her eyes alighting on a seldom used frying pan. She picks it up and holds it in a batting stance.
“Look buddy, I don’t want to hurt you, but if you don’t leave now, I’m going to let you have it!” She says brandishing her cast iron weapon.
In response, the mystery pony raises his spoon and begins to advance.
“All right. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!” And with that Rainbow gives a mighty swing, impacting on the side of the other pony’s head.
The mystery pony pauses for a moment. His head is to the side, titled at an odd angle. Suddenly it rights itself, and he taps Rainbow right on the center of her head with his spoon once more.
{Tap!} “Ow! Jeez, that really smarts!” She says, as he taps her once more.{Tap!} “Ow, dang it!” She says, raring back and hitting him once more {wannggg!} on the side of his head. This time he doesn’t even stop, {tap!}, “Ow!” {wanngg!}, {tap!}, {wanngg!}, {tap!}, {wanngg!}, {tap!}. “Ow darn it! Why won’t you fall?!?” She says, as he rares back once more.
Rainbow drops the frying pan and flies out of the window. She pauses and looks back only to see the strange unicorn effortlessly walking on the cloud behind her, slowly lurching in her direction.
“Oh sweet Celestia. What IS that thing? I’m gonna need help with this one. Gahh, but the best one to deal with this kind of thing is Twilight, and I can’t go to her after yesterday... Applejack! She can help get rid of this guy. She’s the toughest pony I know... well, other than myself that is.” And with that, Rainbow flies off toward Sweet Apple Acres, as the Ponosaji, slowly lurches his way after her.