I just wanted to have fun cosplaying as Deadpool, but now I'm stuck with two voices in my head. Oh, and I'm in Equestria.
It all started on Japan-day in Germany, when my life turned upside down. Now I'm stuck in Equestria with voices in my head that make me do stupid stuff, and all I want to do is go back home. The ponies think I'm evil and turned me into stone. For that, I'll show them what Deadpool can do.

Anonymous; the only human in Equestria, leads a mild-manner life as a simple grunt working for the Ponyville Natural History Museum. And boy, is he bored of it. The whimsy of living in Equestria has come and gone, and now it's just the same old-same old. But that all changes when the museum gets a hold of new exhibit: a draconequus statue. Surely nothing bad could possibly happen involving something like that. Right...?

Princess Celestia is the paragon of everything good and pure. Noble, fair and righteous. Beloved by all, and pillar of stability for Equestria since the time of Discord.

And currently not available.

My name is Frank, the new guy in charge of this body. I'm here to fulfill all your princess needs, until I find something better to do.

Human turned X fic. Post Season 3, but ignores season 4.

Cover art by Nun2artzy

Octavia and Vinyl know their hardships, though they have yet to live peacefully. Through all of this, they will come to terms with themselves, learning their true feelings. **This is my first fanfiction. The updates will be hampered by musical activities, hockey, and school, so I apologize in advance, though everyone has priorities. The style used is meant to be similar to that of Dennisthemenace's My Roommate is a Vampire, and I would greatly appreciate HELPFUL criticism (please no hate). I would simply like to know how you feel I can improve my preferred style, for use int the future. So please, leave my some helpful criticism in the comments or message me. Anything I suppose. Enjoy!**

**On hold until more time is available for work. I WILL continue this. I also need to refine my writing style and such. Thanks for understanding.**

This was a requested challengeish story to get Brony19 to finish his story Good Vibrations. Hopefully he thinks it is good enough to finish his story.

WARNING THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS: Kissing, 2 mares, funny moments, subtle references, D'awww moments, and no sex

After a long day of flight practice with Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash discovers the filly knows next to nothing about preening and takes it upon herself to teach her.

Warning: May Contain Feels and/or D'aww moments.

Featured on FIMFiction on 7/20/2013. Yay!
Featured on EQDaily on 09/12/2013 Double Yay!
Reading by TheLostNarrator (excellent!): Here
Reading by DRWolf: Here
Reading by Joehighlord: Here
Riffed by Draklox: Here
Korean Translation: Here
Spanish Translation: Here
French Translation: Here
Chinese Translation: Here

Applejack, Twilight, and Rainbow Dash really enjoy each other's company. So much so that some ponies are beginning to wonder about them. Twilight and Applejack are a couple after all, so its a bit unusual that Rainbow always seems to be invited along. But sometimes, a couple is more than two.

Thanks to Steel Resolve, Lycan_01 and Macdjord for editing and brainstorming!
Cover art by Graystripe64.

It is the thousandth year since Nightmare Moon's banishment and she has returned. When the battle with Nightmare Moon goes awry, Twilight's friends and family must cope with the destruction left in Nightmare's wake.

Note: This story is based off of the picture giuliabeck's You Are Mine and Sparkle No More.

This is what I envision when I listen to the song on my Ipod.

Emotions run high. Octavia has severed their friendship/relationship after Vinyl abandoned her at her concert. With the help of Lyra , Bon Bon and eventually Princess Luna Vinyl ventures on a journey to save the one thing in the world she cared for most. Will Vinyl be ably to fix her mistake or will she have to suffer a life without Octavia.

I can't predict the future of it because I only write when I'm inspired but I am going to attempt to turn this into a nice not depressing story.

This has the potential to be upgraded to M as the story progresses.

(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super

A look at the domestic life of one of Canterlot's most celebrated power couples in the early morning hours of their fourth anniversary.

Not-quite-a-day after the events of this story, Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody Don't Get to Eat Their Flan

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!