Tirek, Chrysalis, and Cozy Glow have all been defeated, and worse yet, imprisoned in stone by the combined powers of Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Discord. Now that they are frozen in stone, they only have themselves. And the three are very quick to tell the other two as to why this is all their fault.

This is part of my 1K Challenge.

This story is a sequel to Horse People Go Naked

After a few disasters involving the resurgence of old enemies, the Princesses have seen fit that Equestria needs a bit of a reprieve to take their minds off of things. To that end, they have taken the suggestion of the resident human and introduced a new sport to the land.

Keijo, based off of the short lived anime, is a sport where women in swimsuits strive for dominance by knocking one another off of floating platforms and into the water. The catch? They can only use their boobs and butts!

When Twilight first began her experiments in trying to figure out better ways to access the Aether, the realm of magic and souls just outside their physical realm, she did not expect to make significant progress. After all, pony kind has been trying to find out the answer to that line of thinking for centuries.

When she felt herself connect to the other realm Twilight accidentally manipulated its energies in a different sort of way. The Aether bent to her will much easier than before. Getting just a bit too excited, Twilight played with the Aether a tad too freely and the reality-bending powers of the outer realm sucked her into its bottomless depths.

Fortunately Twilight was able to direct herself back to the material realm using the closest, and brightest, soul she could find as an anchor. And the second she looked up at the skull of the skeleton sitting on top of a golden throne, she knew life was about to get more... interesting.

(A crossover with "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device")

The global dust storm of a century, the dying message of an indomitable robot, and a unicorn who just can’t let go of a mystery.

(Now with a dramatic reading by Skijaramaz - Tone Shift.)
(Russian translation available at ponyfiction.org.)

Spike Drake has started attending Canterlot Academy as part of a Co-Ed experiment. With him being the only guy in an entire academy filled with hot and sexy girls, will his teenage hormones drive him crazy, or will the boy-starved student body eat him alive?

Join Spike as he settles in the city of Manehattan and goes through daily life decisions, all the while growing closer to his adoptive sister Twilight and getting to know the Mane Six through situations! Romance and silly hijinks abound! AU Humanized.

EDIT : Hey everyone! I decided to put this on hiatus for now. I'm thinking of revising the story, as I feel like this story could be a little better. Don't worry though, it'll still be about Spike and the interactions of the Mane 6! I'll also post out new content sometime in the future, so be hyped! :D

Either way though, I promise you all that I will make this a great read! :)

Business has been a little slow lately at Sugar Cube Corner, the customers are coming in well and good but its not enough to keep the place a float. So when they face going bankrupt, what are a few ponies to do? Well invite your wife's sexy mare friends over and have them pose for a calendar shoot of course!

Okay maybe not the BEST idea to deal with being in debt but it's a start. You want to make the bits? Show them your...well you know.

Teen and sex tag for mildly soft-core sexual content. but no hardcore, straight up sex. Will alter the rating if it still needs to be rated mature.

Where did the sirens end up after Battle of the Bands? Well, why not as bunnies for a night club?

Art by Bleedman

An accident in the lab sends our favorite boy genius to Equestria, as a pony. What will he do and how will he get back? The answer: Science! (Cover Art Updated!)
New FAQ! and TV Tropes!
Planned Phrases from Dexter:
“Pinkie Pie! Don’t push that Button!” /to Pinkie
“Please, Magic is the word simpletons and the ignorant use to describe what they cannot understand.”/ to Twilight
“No, I didn't strap a rocket to you. I strapped you to a rocket.” /to Rainbow Dash
“Friends? Who needs friends?”

Dexter is a boy super-genius with a disdain for anything girlish and no desire for friendship. After an mishap in his lab, he gets stuck in Equestria. How will he cope with the over-friendly ponies, and the girlish everything?
For any who do not know Dexter's Lab: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter's_Laboratory
[RIP Christine Cavanaugh: 8/16/63-12/22/2014] - Dexter's Original Voice Actress

You've found yourself in a rather awkward predicament with the Dazzlings. Will you be able to evade them, or will they find out that you're not from this world?

Sequel here: Not A Trick?