After committing a series of crimes that he may or may not have actually done, Bob is turned into a statue, sentenced to fours days of endless nightmares...

If you can call watching ponies doing weird, gross, adorable, and uncalled for things to each other nightmarish.

Which Bob does...

Warning:

Contains inappropriate jokes, statue humor, science, fo-dangales, and polly-winks.

A fic in which I'm surprised that no ones ever done :/

You know these stories where somebody suddenly wakes up with a creepy, unknown voice in their head? Well that's what's happening to me, except I'm that strange voice, and I'm not stuck in somebody, I'm stuck in somePONY.
How did I get here? And how will I ever find a way to go back without so much as a body to call my own?

Now with 100% more cover art thanks to the splendiferously awesome Exelzior! Go read his stuff instead of mine! Do it!

Rated teen for foul-mouthed protagonist. Expect bad words.

Cover art by Iron Hooves. Availible for takedown upon request.

Blessed with a RAGE REVIEW by Pen Brush! Thank you!
(Link to review)

If you're reading this, send help.

I don't know what vile force decided to dump me on this planet without the courtesy of letting me change out of my PJs, but he/she/it had less than benevolent intentions. I came to that conclusion the moment I woke up next next to an irritable, jumbo-sized bird of prey by the name of Gilda.

The good news is that human doesn't seem to be on the local diet, Gilda's family are far more docile than her, and there may just be a shot at seeing Earth again if this world's magic is to be trusted.

The bad? Said chance at getting home is far too interested in picking my brains apart or otherwise using me up for comfort. Then there’s the small matter of the many crushing, stabbing, and get-blown-to-bits, hazards associated with a world full of mythical creatures. Oh, did I mention that I was allergic to the natives?

Seriously, if this is the cosmos' idea of entertainment, something's gone terribly wrong.

Twilight Sparkle has been keeping Spike up at night with obsessive writing. One night, Spike's curiosity gets the best of him, and he discovers Twilight has been writing bad shipfiction about herself and her friends.

He decides to teach her a lesson she'll never forget.

Featured in The Royal Guard.

Now translated into French!

Very crazy Fanfics Anonymous Reading!

Endorsed by the Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder Tumblr!

Third place winner of Everfree Northwest's 2014 Iron Author Competition.

Edited by Prak and Horse Voice.

Space☆Dandy™

*Some say, that a Planet unknown to the human race, lived creatures of beauty and
sentience… It is foretold in lore, that this planet contained deities and beings of immense
power and skill that can shift reality, time and space all together, lived there. Some say that
they can even go through different dimensions every three and a half years or so. Some
even say that they’re like humans! Some say that they’re animal-like… so many “some’s”
that I forgot what they’re really looked like. But those stories have not been proven yet…
until a certain slacker, a cat and a goody-goody, stumble upon that rare world… and by not
knowing this vital information, they might as well ruin the entire story line*

(First of it's kind!! YEAH!!)

Kiss, or end the world. It's all up to Applejack, Rarity, and the mare determined to see them swap tongue linings.

Written for the Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder Badfic Contest.

The mane 6 always get together when they can. Just to catch up, gossip, hangout, or do whatever. During one meeting the conversation turns into stories about sex. The girls want to know about Anon and Rainbow's sex life. Was Rainbow lying, or was it as good and as ridiculous as she claims it was. One lie leads to another and Rainbow finds herself turning Anon, the lone human whom Rainbow claims to have dated. So what was the lie and what was the truth?
And what secret does Fluttershy have to share with everypony?
Dark tag for flutterrape.
Cover art by hunter263 from deviant art.

Rarity has become her worst fear, a spider. Or better said: an arachnid pony. Nonetheless, it doesn't take away from the fact that she isn't really happy about it, at first. The hopes be that the rest of Ponyville will like it, for three little fillies certainly do. Heaven be ready for whatever happens next when the four of them are together.

Though perhaps, things may not have been the way they look at first glance.

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Coverart created by DANMAKUMAN
Featured on 06-13-2014, thank you all so much!

When Sweetie Belle magically derails one of Twilight’s experiments, she finds that she and Rainbow Dash have switched bodies. While Twilight works on a way to remedy the situation, Rainbow and Sweetie try to live each other’s lives as if nothing has happened.

Which might have worked out, if the weather team hadn’t needed Rainbow’s help. Or if Diamond Tiara hadn’t decided to pick on Scootaloo.

Banished from Whiterun by Jarl Balgruuf at the High Queen's orders, and after a long voyage across the Sea of Ghosts and the Padomaic Ocean, Heimskr the Doomsayer has suddenly spotted mysterious new land on the horizon.

Equestria's public gathering places may now be under threat from a force far more annoying or foul than Discord, Chrysalis, and Nightmare Moon combined.