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Kiss, or end the world. It's all up to Applejack, Rarity, and the mare determined to see them swap tongue linings.

Written for the Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder Badfic Contest.

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Pffffthaha, a fellow TSSSF badfic entrant! :pinkiecrazy: I didn't think I'd see any others here, what with all the other contests getting flung around. I'll have to set aside some time to read this tonight (will come back and edit this to leave more thoughts when I do).

Bad Twilight, bad!

I think I'll throw this one a like. It was a little clear that this was a crackfic, but still surprisingly well written. Color me impressed.


It maybe a badfic, but I like it. :pinkiehappy:

Because this was RariJack, I approve this.... 101% :ajsmug:


You had me at "tongue linings".

All my favorite ships. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy::yay:

Your story reminds me of this. Some what...:twilightblush:

Pretty good fic.

Have you ever considered submitting this story to Equestria Daily? You can find out how to do so here.

:applejackunsure: Ah'm the Element of Honesty. Ah've saved Equestria a dozen times with mah friends. And do they call me Honest Applejack? Noooooo.

:applejackunsure: Ah won an award for dependability. And do they call me Applejack the Most Dependable And Reliable Of Ponies? Nooooo.

:ajbemused: But you salt one lemon orchard …

:twilightsheepish: At any rate, this is chock full of similarly marvelous one-liners, including that amazing analogy of an opening. I confess there are a few moments when its bizarreness outpaced its whimsy for me (YMMV; my tastes in borderline-random humor are pretty particular), but the language was always sharp and witty, the tie-in with the destruction of the library was simply brilliant, and it was an enjoyable reading experience all the way through. It really captures that sense of Fanfic Author Twilight Sparkle not quite being … entirely there. Good luck in the contest!

:ajbemused:Yeah, there's a whole lotta "hoof to the head" missing in here. But I GUESS it's alright.:trixieshiftleft:

I am very confused as to why many things happened in this fic, but I don't suppose that was the main point. This fic is a clear portrayal of a shipping insane Twilight, and I would hate to meet her in a dark alley... or in a brightly-lit romantic diner.

Good luck in the contest, by the way. May the best pone win.

"And why would the two of us ever do that?" Applejack could feel it coming on -- her eyebrow strained for release into the clouds above.


So long, little eyebrow.


Great work on building characterization with only a few words! You really stole the show with AJ here, even while keeping her laconic.

Damn, it's good to see you putting more up!

Hmm . . . This qualifies for the Short Stories group, but I usually don't add stories unless I think they're good. This is a fic for a badfic contest, and it's good at being a badfic, so does that mean it's a good fic?

4630224 The answer to the question you are asking is yes.

Always a pleasure to see new work from you. Sorry for the delay; I was working on my own entry for the TSSSF contest and didn't want to muddy my own waters until it was all over with. Sadly, my own story will not be seeing the light of day. I just cannot write badfic in a way that seems at all funny. Maybe because my badfic is uncomfortably close in style to stuff I present as "good"? Dunno.

Anyhow, this was a great read in the randomness genre. Massive props on the beautiful opening which perfectly captures, pacing-wise, the sudden irrevocable shoe-in-the-works that Twilight represents to a day that had previously looked to be headed in a quite different direction.

Damn, you had me at 'so long, little eyebrow.'

You heard me, filly! Pin that mare on the ground right now and eat her face!

:ajbemused: :ajbemused: *faceplam*

Well that was hilarious and fun! Sharply written, too. :yay:

Pretty good for badfic. Unfortunately, not a genre that I get much milage out of, so I can't claim I really enjoyed it viscerally. It was quite well written though, so, umm... High five from the technical parts of my brain.:derpytongue2:

4615986 I actually thought this story was based off that video series, and kept hearing the characters' voices from it.

I hope you don't mind, but I liked this fic so much I've put together an audio version of it on YouTube:

5301038 Can I get back to you after I get done screaming?


If a good friend were to do this to me I'd probably let the world burn... I have way too much stubbornness and pride to be forced into something like that. :rainbowlaugh:

Good story though. I like the way it was written and it really got me thinking.

and that my friends, is how you win a bet! XD

I might be the 115th person to say this, but this really seems inspired by FiW.

Hey, I wrote a review for this story. In case you are interested, it can be found here.

Overall, I liked it! It is some competent character assassination, and quite funny too.

...there are no words beside the sound of my head hitting the desk.

(Awesome job though. :) )

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