The USS Exeter, still damaged after a recent battle, scans a certain planet and finds evidence of much-needed dilithium crystals on the surface. Scans also show it's a pre-warp civilization, so the Prime Directive is in full force.

But they need those crystals, as the nearest starbase is hundreds of lightyears away. They only need a few pounds of them to repair their warp drive, then they can be back on course. How hard could it be to beam in, get the crystals from the primitives, and beam out?

What they don't know about is the white unicorn who's been using them for her dresses.

Those poor fools...

Twilight Sparkle visits Night Vale. Some people (and other things) are disturbed. Cecil notices.

A Doctor Whooves tale starring the Seventh Doctor.

The Doctor goes to Whinnychester Castle to pay a visit to his former companion, the Alicorn Celestia of Equestria. What starts as a social call becomes something else when the Doctor learns Celestia's sister has been working herself to exhaustion investigating something that has been attacking ponies in their dreams.

But even that is simply a prelude to something far more sinister. Something that will require the Doctor, Celestia, and the captain of Princess Luna's Night Guard to travel through the dreams and memories of the Princess of the Night. On their quest, the trio will uncover the origins of great darkness and maybe, just maybe, avert the calamity of Nightmare Moon.

Cover Art by DiscordedWhovian
Proofreading courtesy of Unimpressive Vagaries
Thanks to both of you guys.

A new face appears in Ponyville, and he is a dog as well as a famous radio show host. The residents of the village welcome him, even the Princess of Friendship. But Twilight and the other ponies start to notice strange things with the new resident's broadcasts. They're coming true, from reality to fantasy, flying cats, Street Cleaning Day, hooded figures, angels, unfathomable monsters, Hay and Hay By Products, and the "weather.” Welcome to Ponyville Vale.

(Inspired by the famous podcast by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, Welcome to Night Vale.

While trying to run an annoying intergalactic pest out of Ponyville, Derpy and the Doctor end up in a whole other universe. Strange, but not unheard of. The weird part is the new bodies that came with the trip. The even weirder part comes when the Doctor meets the locals.

He always did wonder whatever happened to Sunset Shimmer.

In the Toyroom, a game you’ll play.
If you win, you’ll be okay.
But do be careful, that you don’t stray.
If you want out, it’s the only way.
But you’d better, hope and pray,
That you don’t, fade to gray,
Or in the Toyroom, you will stay,
For the rest, of all your days!
Good luck, everypony!

Cut off from the TARDIS and without the Doctor's help, Derpy and Star Hunter must win at Discord's unfair games to survive and escape this realm outside of normal reality. But why has Discord brought them here? What is he really after from the Doctor? And can this tagalong Pinkie be trusted?

(Doctor Who crossover; adapted from the Classic Who story "The Celestial Toymaker". Three of its four episodes are "lost" and exist only as recorded audio and screenshots, so I thought I'd do my part in "saving" them. My version aligns to the original in outline only.)

In which Scootaloo, her human friends, and their mutant talking dog ride around in a van solving mysteries together.

An idea I can't get out of my head, so I figure why not use it to get back into the swing of writing?

Strange things often happen in the small town of Ponyville.

From the return of Nightmare Moon to the clashes between Town Hall and Discord cultists to the arrival of the mysterious mailbox, Dusty Roads will strive to keep the inhabitants of Ponyville up to date on important information.

A crossover with Welcome to Night Vale.

* This Story has been rebooted

Sunset Shimmer is a school bully in the making, The Doctor is a intergalactic hero, clearly these two couldn't become companions right? Right?

Co-Writer: Doc Grant, Disavowed Ash

Three curious fillies...check
Owl delivered school letters ... check
Boy named Harry Potter ... check
Dash of Discord ... check

This can't possibly end well.

**Public safety notice::: Do not drive while spouse is reading latest chapter out loud. While this may considerably stroke the author's ego, in a guilt inducing manner, it may not be conducive for maintaining low insurance rates **

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Featured on August 2nd 2017