Shortly after her father had landed a demanding and stressful business job, Pinkie Pie has not attended Canterlot High for almost an entire week. She hasn't kept in contact with her friends and she insisted that she was fine. However, when Rainbow Dash tries to find out what has been causing the usually-bubbly girl to skip school, something that she would never do, she finds out a horrifying truth that both shocks her and terrifies her.

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One beautiful morning, Twilight Sparkle decides she wants a free salad. After a small amount of theft, assault, battery, and arson, she sits down to enjoy what is sure to be the best tasting salad ever.

...Or she would have, if it weren’t for the Equestrian Intelligence Service locking her up as a potential threat to national security. Now, Twilight must escape a maximum security holding facility hidden deep underneath Canterlot. And to do it, she’ll need a paperclip, a spymare catsuit, an escape plan, and an alliance with the dastardly Drakbog, King of Frogs.

When Sunset receives a particularly lascivious text message from Twilight, she's really not sure how to handle it. Of course when she finds out it was intended for someone else, she decides finding out who it was meant for is of the utmost importance! Why? She doesn't know, shut up, it's not like she likes Twilight or anything.

Written because I need more shippy horse high school garbage in my life.

Apple Bloom was starting to get suspicious. No pictures of her with her parents, no stories about it, no flashbacks where she appeared together with them. So she took matters into her own hooves, and had some tests done in secret, with Twilight's help, to determine her actual relation with her supposed family.

The results were... certainly unexpected. Interesting, to say the least. Absolutely devoid of any logical sense, more appropriately.

Pinkie Pie challenges her friends to play a game in which they take turns being evil, with the rest of the players tasked to thwart the evil schemes. The stakes are high, and all of Ponyville is caught in the middle...

Applejack asks Sunset if she ever misses an aspect of her home. Specifically, one aspect that can possibly be filled in a big way this side of the portal.

The following contains young adults talking in a frank manner. Reader discretion is advised, not recommended for those with a maturity level above twelve years of age. Parental guidance is not advised, they would not understand.

Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil,
Steel Resolve, and Somber Star for their edits and suggestions.

Gallus and Sliverstream are very close friends. One day when Sliverstream and Gallus have some apple cider Gallus accidentally tells Sliverstream that he's an animal in the bed. Sliverstream is very confused and asks her professors Twilight and Rainbow Dash on what the meaning is. But does things turn out the way Sliverstream want's it to go?

WARNING swearing, definition on sex, dirty jokes, rule number 34, alcohol, lots of speech, lots of fluff

A situation with the Dursley family gets Harry sent off to America to live with his mother's cousins, Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna. Of course this brings a whole new set of problems to both the world of wizards and the girls of Canterlot High School.

Warning: This story contains huge amounts of cursing. Please do not read if this kind of material offends you!

The hit show Rage Quit has used every shitty game in existence. The only solution is filming one in Equestria, of course. Join Michael as he rages at ponies, rages at inanimate objects, and just rages in general.

This is something I came up with while incredibly bored. This is not meant to be taken seriously in any shape, form or fashion. Also, some knowledge about Achievement Hunter in general may be needed to understand some of the jokes in this fic. I do not own any of these characters, least of all Michael himself.

The Tower of Pimps, a wonderful beacon of dreams and swag made out of four cubes of solid gold on top of one another, all erected on a square block of obsidian. A construct that only the gods themselves could have envisioned crafting.

Unfortunately, they didn't craft it, a annoying yet very lovable git named Gavin Free made it. And sadly there is no real Tower of Pimps, so the boys at Achievement Hunter have to make do with a plastic miniature one, yet still just as swag as the actual one.

But now the mini one has disappeared! Where could it be? What could have happened to it? How could this have happened? And who is to blame for this atrocity?

Well, as to who did this our best guess is Gavin.

But as to where, why the answer is obvious: Equestria.

Teen for mild amounts of language.