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Warning: This story contains huge amounts of cursing. Please do not read if this kind of material offends you!

The hit show Rage Quit has used every shitty game in existence. The only solution is filming one in Equestria, of course. Join Michael as he rages at ponies, rages at inanimate objects, and just rages in general.

This is something I came up with while incredibly bored. This is not meant to be taken seriously in any shape, form or fashion. Also, some knowledge about Achievement Hunter in general may be needed to understand some of the jokes in this fic. I do not own any of these characters, least of all Michael himself.

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vin

i just wanted to let you know

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER

thank you

have a nice day

This is amazing! I cannot believe that anyone would ever be able to pull something off like this! I have watched AH for so long and I learned a few months ago that Michael and Ray were both bronies, and I imagined them watching it, but you were able to put it into a fanfic describing Michael perfectly in Equestria if he were there. This made me laugh so hard at what he said at the end. Also, the whole Angel Bunny chasing around animals with medieval weapons. And then Michael tieing him up and throwing him under the couch was just amazing. You got all of the characters' personalities spot on and I have to give you a thumbs up and a favorite. Random, but funny. :pinkiehappy:

like the bit about mike and the ending lol

3543383 I actually debated putting that in, because I was worried that no one would get it. Thank you so much for getting that reference.

For a short story I thought that this was really well done.

For a short story I thought that this was really well done.

Fucking balls that was hilarious! I laughed so hard I had to awkwardly explain what I was laughing at to the lady sitting next to me in the waiting room at my dentist's office! I'm pretty sure she's still confused, but my dentist thought it was pretty fucking funny!:rainbowlaugh:

The ending was perfect! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

10/10.

DJRD

Can't.Stop.Laughing :rainbowlaugh:
also,

"You know very well why I don't enjoy being around you, Michael. I believe Pinkie refers to it as the dreaded 'noodle incident.'"

Was this a reference to Calvin and Hobbes? If so then :pinkiegasp: ...oh my glob.

I think you captured Michael's personality perfectly. 11/10 would fap to again.

Also, shout out to Mike Kroon!!!

*Applause*

You, sir/ma'am, are a motherfucking legend.

FUCKING HORSE SHIT!
-Michael Jones on his first step into Equestria, straight onto a "used" diaper.

The only thing I don't understand is who the Hell Mike Kroon is. Other than that, this was pretty toppy tippers!

Ah, yes; we all loved Calvin and Hobbes.

This was hi-fucking-larious!

Now the only thing we need is a sequel that involves Horse Puncher.

3544785 Mike is a friend of Michael's who does occasional guides for Achievement Hunter. He is also on a podcast called the Internet Box with Ray, Michael, Barbara, Lindsay, Kerry, and some others not related to Roosterteeth/Achievement Hunter. He was also the second person in the Left 4 Dead 2 Rage Quit. It is a running joke that when it comes to Fluttershy, he's an enormous creep. Also, kudos to you for having the best username in the universe.

Yep aj is worst pony /) Michel

3543631 I want your dentist as my dentist, dammit! Or at least someone similar replacing one of my required visiting professionals.

He doesn't seem...to be raging all that much and acting like he wanted to murder everything like in the rage quit videos...

3543374
I realized something, there are 6 normal achievement hunters, two have beards two are bronies...and the others I dunno what to call them, just going to call the other two earth ponies. I am trying to say that they are like the crazy side of the mane 6 with the bronies being the unicorns, now a unicorn and alicorns and stuff. My mind is insane right now.

3545275 Ah, okay. I don't listen to the Internet Box, so I guess that'd explain my lack of knowledge thar!

3545498 I get your point and that also makes my mind go insane.:derpytongue2:

This story is obviously aimed at people that enjoy Michael and Rooster Teeth's various other works, and it's a sad thing that most will not get it.

I, however, am not one of those poor, unfortunate souls, and I will tell you that this was pretty well done (in terms of random-as-fuck-shots, but I digress) even if this really wasn't 'Rage Quit' material at all.

Regardless, you get an upvote for this, but not a favorite, because this Michael is a punk-ass for saying that thing about that one pony with the cutie mark and the mane.

3548437
Yeah, you're not the only one who's mentioned the not being a true Rage Quit thing. While I understand the complaint, I just couldn't write it in a way that stayed true to the material and, at least in my eyes, was still funny. Thanks so much for the read and like, though.

3545398 Yeah, my dentist is awesome. She was a brony before it was cool.

there needs to be more rt/mlp crossover fics on the internet

3548798 THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISEMENT:flutterrage::scootangel:

In any case, this looks more like a "Full Play" than a Rage Quit in my eyes:derpytongue2:

GOD DAMMIT GAVIN!

This was a hilarious story.:rainbowlaugh: As for Woona Lover's comment, AJ isn't all that bad.:fluttershysad:

This is pure poetry and I loved every word in it.

Oh, is Ray a brony? I didn't know.
By the way, was the noodle incident a Calvin and Hobbes reference?:rainbowhuh:

3677277 Yes and yes.

This was bloody wonderful.

:rainbowlaugh:

This was good for a laugh....no, I take that back....this WAS GREAT FOR A LAUGH! I loved every bit of it.

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