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Princess Celestia and Kim Jong Un engage in peace talks because what in the hell is wrong with me.

Only the most recent in a slowly-increasing list of incredibly dumb ideas that keep popping into my head. This story was created simply because of the title that a friend of mine came up with.

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So this was a... thing, I guess.

I've always had my own unique idea on how to remove Kim Jong Un from power.

What does he love most in the whole world (besides oppression and wholesale slaughter of his own people)? Basketball. So much so that he lets his favorite players into North Korea without so much as an invasive cavity search and he has named basketball as the national sport of North Korea. So here's what we do. We get the CIA to recruit the Harlem Globetrotters for a high stakes, adrenaline filled assassination plot. Imagine it if you will: The Harlem Globetrotters, all decked out in their red, white and blue outfits, storming the palace of Kim Jong Un with the Globetrotters theme playing in the background, taking trick shots with explosive grenade basketballs.

3967490 FUCK! I meant to put at least one Dennis Rodman joke in there. Goddammit.

I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I had to stop reading after a while because I was laughing too hard.
I'll like just for the novelty.

What.

Princess Celestia and Kim Jong Un engage in peace talks because what in the hell is wrong with me.

Yeah, that about sums it up.

I have no clue what the hell just happened, but I think it was something funny. I also have 'I'm a Korean' playing in my head as well as 'The Adventures of Kim Jong Un'.

I hope FimFiction has better security than Sony.

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