Nic Cage is the greatest actor ever, but what happens when he meets two alicorn princesses? Well if you read this (and I strongly urge that you don't) You'll find out.

This is me pretty much making fun of all the people who go overboard on April Fool's Day by going overboard myself, just to prove how ridiculous it is...

Not to be taken seriously by any means, and if you do take it seriously... you might need to see someone for some issues