You are a human, Anonymous, that has lived in Equestria for two years. After a Hearth's Warming Eve spent together, Anonymous goes through a revolutionary phase when he realizes that Rainbow Dash, his closest friend in this world, has been harboring feelings for him that he never even noticed. How did he never notice? Why him, and not a stallion? Is he some kind of xenophiliac deep down?

Rated for language, along with various sexual-themed exploits. But no sex. Because sex with pastel-colored horses shouldn't be posted on websites that are meant to be browsed by anyone who can click a check box on a dropdown list used by anyone browsing a website. Or at least made to be more secure than that. Because really, who would want to read something like that?

This story has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit the prose-reading mind.

Audioplay (Complete!)

Links to Commando Pony's reading:
Chapters 1-4
Chapters 5-8

UPDATE! The original version of this story was recently added to the /mlp/ collaboration of "Tales To Fap Too - Volume #3". You can purchase the paperback version here (all proceeds go to charity):
Link to paperback version
Again, it is the unedited version, so you'll be reading it in full 4chan greentext format. Also, you'll get spoilers. Spoilers everywhere.

There are days when Twilight Sparkle loathes her lofty position of Princess. Luckily for our intrepid alicorn, she has a wonderful home to return to, and a special somepony who loves her.
Or should I say special someone

Rainbow Dash: Fastest flyer in Equestria, wannabe-Wonderbolt, Element of Loyalty, weather manager, professional slacker and loyal friend. She never thought nightguard would be added to that resume, but here she was, working off a debt created by accident. Five nights in a pizzeria with magic dolls. Easy...if they weren't so "quirky". Get Ready 4 Freddy, Dash.

(Note: This was originally written back when FNAF1 was still new and before new revelations from 2 and 3 arrived, so those are considered non-canon for the purposes of this fic). Set between seasons 4 and 5 of MLP:FIM.

Rainbow Dash tries everything to get to sleep after a hard day of weather control. Frustrated when nothing works, she decides to enlist in the help of one of her friends in an attempt to curb her insomnia.

Meant to be a short story with cute moments. No shipping, but if you're a lover of Flutterdash, you might like it.

(art by flutterdoodles)

I hope you like really bad puns and word avalanches. These are just very short stories that all end in one or the other. Groaning and facehoofs ahead.

I currently update with at least two new puns at a time, but not on a schedule. Just whenever the mood strikes me to make more. My goal is 50 eventually.

As the silent of the Pie sisters, Marble writes all her thoughts in a journal including how crushed she is that Big Mac is dating Sugar Belle and not her. She then shows it to Pinkie because she knows her twin, Limestone won't understand and neither will Maud.

Vector Art by GameMasterLuna

Smolder’s going to the Dragon Lands for the Feast of Fire.

I really don’t want her to.