It's winter, you and Rainbow are having some fun in the snow when some bitch ass branch falls on her, meaning you have to take her back to your place, where you find out about Rainbows feelings for you.
Total Words: 217,997
Estimated Reading: 14 hours
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A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.
... For a given value of "realistic."
Okay, it's barely realistic but it is a hell of a lot of fun...
Now with an image graciously provided by Page Turner, and an audiobook version narrated by multifanficaday and if you prefer it in German, FrankyDoodle has got you covered!
Last Featured: 11/26/2019! Thank you so much!
“Do Humans Hibernate?” Rainbow has a question on her mind. She's not entirely sure why it's bothering her so much. It probably doesn't help that the only human she could ask is the world's greatest liar.
Cover art by Pusspuss this random guy called ‘Pen Mightier’ who probably wishes he is Pusspuss but isn’t.
Marshal: (mɑː.ʃəl) noun….etymology - archaic: Middle English, from Anglo-French ‘mareschal’, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German ‘marahscalc’, from ‘marah’ (horse) + ‘scalc’ (servant). Originally referring to "a person in charge of the upkeep of horses or stable hand”. The station became a position of trust and power in medieval courts and went on to acquire its modern military usage.
One day a man wakes up in a pony's bed. For the next several days the two of them try to discover why such a thing happened.
They don't do a very good job of figuring anything out but they do cuddle a lot.