Nineteen-year-old Princess Celestia can’t stop worrying about death. She tries to distract herself by banging every handsome stallion she can find, but her suitors are never around, and her resentful little sister is up to something.
When Sweetie Belle overhears Rarity asking Twilight Sparkle if she wants to scissor, her curiosity is piqued. Why is scissoring such a hot topic among the mares? What exactly is scissoring, anyway? Sweetie goes forth on a quest to find out.
After Diamond Tiara's first two experiences delivering big news to her parents, you'd think that'll be it. But, nope... she has yet another bombshell to drop, and this time Spoiled Rich isn't going to take it lying down.
Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants, the beloved being from beyond Eqestria's skies who also resides in a land flooded with magic much as if Starswirl the Bearded's basement was flooded, senses that Twilight Sparkle needs her help.
Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle have a few drinks together... Okay, maybe more than a few. This is followed by a desire to do some science. This simultaneously goes much better and much worse then the girls would have expected.
Diamond Tiara had something very important to tell her family, but it didn't quite work out. Undeterred, she decides to try again with renewed determination... it can't all go wrong again, right? Right?!
Diamond Tiara has something to say to her entire family... and they're not going to be too happy about it. Especially a certain female parent of hers...
Celestia brushes her teeth three times a day (at least she did since it was invented) so she believed she had nothing to worry about on a dental front. So how the Tartarus did she get a toothache?!
Created by I_am_XNN
