It's been a long time. This account has been untouched for a very long time, but since I've been reading a particularly interesting fic (thank you, TV Tropes), I thought now was as good a time as any to log back in and look back on how weird I was when I was young. And not necessarily in a good way. Nice to see that, even with the fandom's glory days well behind us, this site is still up and running.

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So I guess I'm back or something. Huh. So... does someone want me to talk about something? Ok.

So where have I bean all this time? I'm not entirely sure - how long have I been gone? Also, what's all this talk about me trying my hand at writing again? Well...

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X here. I don't know what time it is wherever you come from, butt here in Scotland we are enjoying the great festival of Hogmanay. You see, in Scotland, we don't have Christmas parties. Instead, we have the party on New Year's Eve. The celebrations are at their most excessive in the ancient city of Edinburgh, where it's always tourist season. Anyway, Happy New Year, and I hope to see you all again soon.

Guess who's mack...
Mack again...
X-Chan's mack...
Tell a MeeM

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Yeah... I have a good reason. A really good reason.

And what ix yuor reaxon?

IT SUCKED!!

*ahem*

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Not dead!

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X-Chan sincerely doubts anyone is reading this, but X-Chan writes anywee.

Now, if one is reading this, one may be asking, “XNN, where is this promised story from an unhinged Scotsman?”

The answer is; it’s in the pipeline. Butt the delays have been doubled since last The Next Generation? was worked on (specifially, X-Chan has become addicted to Dwarf Fortress) and the first chapter may be several weeks away at least.

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As those of you reading this may know, I am currently working on my first story. While this may seem to be an absurd hour to discuss such a topic, it is now that I am at my most active. It is imperative that my work have a cover artwork worthy of the greats. The story is set in a futuristic version of Equestria, primarily the Everfree Valley (Cloudsdale/Ponyville region). I should clarify that I am not requesting that a new piece be drawn specifically for this story; simply

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So, naturally, I do not expect anyone to see this, but I feel obliged to introduce myself. I am a fanatical Homestuck (Homosuck?), PC Gamer, and Ironic Satanist. It goes without saying that I am a Brony, or else I would have no business here.

I am currently working on a comedy fic focusing on original characters, however, due to a chronic case of writer's block, the first chapter may not be finished for some time. So, without further ado (adeu?), I must go (my planet needs me?).