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Some Leech


I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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Rumble is a sucker for thick, juicy, succulent M.E.A.T. (Magically Enhanced Apple Tubes) and can't get enough of 'em! While at a cookout for the Wonderbolts with his brother, Rumble gets the surprise of his lifetime; something special that the Princess of Friendship made just for him. Could this be when the eager colt learns his eyes are bigger than his mouth/throat/stomach?!?

I hope y'all enjoy this wholesome bit of family friendly fiction! If, for whatever reason, your mind creeps into the gutter, well, shame on you!

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Comments ( 26 )

Soon, all the colts of Equestria will eat this succulent M.E.A.T. and they will all desire the tasty cream from inside :ajsmug:

Okay, I'm just going to say it - Never have I ever read a fic with something as creative as this and crammed with innuendos! You dirty minded person! I like you already!

Also, my favourite part was the bit when Thunderlane says, ''This would never fit in your tiny buns!''

Also, I'm curious as to what possessed you to write such a thing! :rainbowlaugh::ajsmug:

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Thank you! Unfortunately I was required to add the "Sex" tag for this to pass; even though there isn't a lick of sexual content in it!

Honestly I take it as a compliment that even my non-lewd content has to be tagged so salaciously! :trollestia:

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Ah, some people are just picky on what is classed as sexual and what isn't. You can thank humanity's dirty mind for that one. Even the most casual and common of statements can be turned into something dirty in this day and age. Kinda sad, really, but it's also quite hilarious. As one of these people, I can say that your story gets a favourite, an upvote and my respect all in one. Congrats! :heart::yay::yay::rainbowlaugh:

How much M.E.A.T would a pegasus eat if a pegasus could eat M.E.A.T?

Comment posted by The_Laundry deleted May 7th, 2018

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Here's a better question: How many Ruffles could Mark Ruffalo ruffle if Mark Ruffalo could ruffle Ruffles

I have the most uncomfortable boner right now...

This was a good read, keep it up.

Just wat did I just read.... ?

Oh who am I kidding! I couldn't stop laughing XD :rainbowlaugh: have a like and a fave.

This has a double meaning, hasn't it?

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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe

And then rumble exploded, the end

Now we're hungry... Thanks for that...!

Is it bad I have a boner?

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Perfectly natural reaction!

this story. this story. yes. wtf?

This was hilariously dirty, I had to fight to not have a woody-

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