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Robo Bro

A Canadian brony who enjoys writing stories. On rare occasions I even post those stories here.


At the end of the Grand Galloping Gala, Princess Celestia has invited Twilight Sparkle to her personal chambers so that she could tell her a secret that she has kept from her for a very long time. The excited, love struck Twilight Sparkle eagerly awaits the arrival of her mentor and the confession that she felt was appropriate to make in such an intimate setting. The secret that is revealed is not at all what Twilight was expecting.

Rated teen and tagged with Sex for mild sexual references, innuendos and whatnot.

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Well, that was fun.:pinkiesmile:

i was betting the princess was going to say "i am your mother" but being a spy who does reaslise the empire she work for is gone, would have been funny if it was the pony who army under her control that put it down

That was pulled off in the most amazing way. Thumbs up here.

Well, Celestia certainly has the spying down to a pat. Nobody would ever know.
And quite a way to confess her love. Confuse them first, then strike when they're off balance!
She probably started that plan way before Twilight confessed, and was determined to see it through, no matter how silly it was.
Oh well, Celestia got it off her chest, Twilight's feelings are returned. Win-win!

wlam #6 · Oct 6th, 2016 · · ·

I'll give you that much: this definitely was not the secret I was expecting.

Wait, does that make Rainbow Dash right by extension? Celestia is a spy. Twilight reports to Celestia. Does that mean Twilight is a spy transitively?

I'm with Twilight.
What the f did I just read? :derpyderp2:

That right there is some master-class breaking the ice. :trollestia:

Trollestia strikes again :trollestia:. And I've got to agree with 7621878 , that's some master level ice breaking alright :raritywink:

This is pure gold!

Yes. Yes it does.


Damn, you beat me to it.

Everything I know is a lie! :raritycry:

I think it was all an elaborate cover so that the ending wouldn't be spoiled.

Which is a very spy thing to do!

How clever, Celestia.

Too clever... :trixieshiftright:

She stood tall and regal, her golden dress looked absolutely immaculate upon her white frame.

Or did she stand tall and regal, her blue dress looking absolutely immaculate upon her black frame?


:facehoof::rainbowlaugh: I see what you did there.

...you know, now I'm honestly wondering if Luna's and Celestia's respective color schemes may just be a massive joke that nobody has picked up on yet.

I don't know why but I was laughing throughout some parts of the story. All in all, it was perfection. :ajsmug::rainbowlaugh:

I was totally expecting Celestia to reveal that she had feelings for one of Twilight's friends. This was much funnier.

The "sex"-tag is misleading... I approve. :pinkiehappy:


As said in the description, it's there for only mild (emphasis on mild) innuendo and references. Mostly from Twilight early in the story. It's only rated teen, it's not like you'd find clop in it.


Took me a moment to realize what you were doing there...and now I'm going to be wondering on this all day. :unsuresweetie:

*snrk* that was great

7624236 :pinkiegasp:

You know what this means?

Celestia isnt really the older sister!

They're twins!


Empires rise and fall in the time it takes my sister and I to get over a silly argument.


Fun little silly story.

I freaking loved this story. I especially enjoyed reading the comments that popped up from it.


If anypony would know how to break the ice, it's the Alicorn of the Sun. :trollestia:
Welp, that sounds like Agent 707 breaking down my front door again. I'll send you a card from the Royal Pun-geon. I regret nothiiiiiiing!

(Ten bro(w)ny points if you know who Agent 707 is)

7622551 If you didn't post this, I was going to have to.

7625058 I suppose that might stand under scrutiny, maybe, but don't think it really needs the 'sex' tag for that.

Honestly, I thought it was part of the joke, give the reader false expectations, which I thought was pretty brilliant :rainbowlaugh:

I can't tell if Celestia was being serious about being a spy or told that to Twilight to break the ice so that their love confession wouldn't be awkward.

Regardless, a silly idea and I loved it.

Have a like.

Hilarious, and made 20% cooler by the Grogar reference. :rainbowlaugh:


To be honest, I'm not completely certain, either. Troll, or sincere? It may never be answered.

Lmao, great read! Good job!! :twilightsmile:


And no-one will understand until the third sister is introduced, who's predominant color is red :P

I reviewed this story as part of Read It Now Reviews #97.

My review can be found here.


Okay, thanks for letting me know and thanks for the review, even if it was a negative one.

What the what?

Hilarious, too hilarious indeed.

Trollestia at her finest...I think:twilightoops:

are you a spy?!?

Shhhh! Nobody's supposed to know!

Celestia took a big risk there. Would have taken forever to get the brain matter cleaned from the sheets.

I just love this 🤣❤️

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