I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

This may or may not be (but totally is) an alt account. Here, I write porn. Enjoy!

RETIRED [VARIOUS REASONS]

I live for this! (Profile pic by Wrangle Wolfe)

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Sapere aude!

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

Hi, I love making fan-fics, listening to good music, and Derpy Hooves.

Sum fluffy thing managed to get a hold of a computer...that fluffy thing was me.

Crazy but kind and helpful

For the most part... you can just ignore me. ;D

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Just another writer, here to entertain their audience.

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

In additon FiM I enjoy RPGs, Manga, Graphic Novels, Anime, Scifi, and Fantasy

the ponies... thry tell me things... buetiful things...

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Such Brony. Many Fanfic. So Author Wow

I write romance. Sometimes it's bearable!

When I'm not ferrying the dead across the river Styx, I'm reading pony fics.

It appears I'm becoming quite mad; ah well.

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

<---- Drawn by mix-up. All I have to say is disappearing is easier when its a crowd of people that are exactly like you.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

A twenty-one year old American male who became a brony and is too scared to admit it

When nopony ever seems to die, what does an out of work reaper do? He writes stories I guess.

Writing the childhoods I wish I had.

I am always online, even when I am not.

Who needs realism?! Keep those horny ponies growing!!!

Just another semi-successful clop writer

they/them

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

Fiction reader. Now, also a writer.

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.