Captain Cutie on duty!

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Do you like my work and want to support me? I'm raising money for a good cause: Miranda's Medical fund

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Just another brony with a passion for tall tales.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Ponies are good. Yes. ---------------------------- I am a simple numbskull who somewhat enjoys writing.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

I`m Russian, I`m female, I`m blunter then a bag of hammers and I write pony staff occassionally. That`s about it.

I like ponies.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

Moose lips sink ships!