I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

I have been known to put a jabroni or two through a table.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

God, I'm so sorry.

Author, ocassional editor and always supper insecure about every creative work I touch. Make my day and leave a comment!

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

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