Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

beak enthusiast

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

Go read Do Ponies on Earth have Magic Dreams?, by TikiBat | Luna is best pony! | Bio updates daily!

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I do be writing. You do be reading

Still mostly empty, but I don't plan to keep it that way.

Chaos rains, reins, and reigns.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

irresistible

Names R.A. Spook. Website. Patreon. Kofi.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Imagine not writing about ponies in the current year

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

"...he had a little bit of talent, and some of the concepts he wrote about were a little bit interesting. "

Hitchin' a ride