I am never serious.

I do be writing. You do be reading

"wait, it's all porn?" "always has been."

Me

One day my heart felt heavy so I set it down. Then I lost it, someone stole it because it was made of gold. Yours looks heavy, can I borrow a piece? I'll return it when I find mine.

Just an Englishman who likes ponies and has nothing better to do.

Vipers will rule the world!

A polite gun owner. Just don't tread on me.

Would you be so kind to suppport me on my patreon? I accept requests and commissions: https://www.patreon.com/VHSCLOP

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

Call me Cheese Sandwich, cause I'm here to make you laugh!

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Hello everyone!! Wanted to let you know that i have accounts on Furaffinity and Fanfiction under the name PuzzleMaster1998. I love doing puzzles, adore foxes, and favorite villain is Chrysalis.

Escape from the sinking - Do you see what I mean?

Sometimes, I remember it one way. Sometimes, another. If I am going to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.

Mainly Subnautica. I'm still a Skyrim and FNaF guy too. I guess things don't change that much. Plus, I'm also gonna start doing a clop now, so...

"I'm just your common fellow who loves to read, draw, listen to music, take a few walks, some peace and quiet and at rare times; write a few stories."

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

Just another writer.

Fiction reader. Now, also a writer.

Just a guy who likes to read during his free time.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him| Just trying my best|Commissions are 10 USD per chapter. Dm me if you have any questions

Welcome sit down and I'll tell you a story...

I'm mostly into dark/horror stories during the night. Luna is my favorite Princess. Spike is my favorite Dragon that deserves better. Reading and writing stories based on him is fun.

"The mind is its own place, and in it self, Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n."

"Create something that you love."

Never seen mlp. Have read an unhealthy amount of fan fictions

A most gracious of hosts in the garden gazebo.

50% Bored, 50% Too Tired.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Brony, Star Wars nut, Former Marine, BA in English, minor in creative writing, OCD and on the Autistic Spectrum

"Look upon the fields in which I grow my Fucks...and you will see that they are Barren..."

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Welp, here goes something.

I'm asocial. Feel free to message me but please don't be upset if I don't respond. Go easy on me guys.

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....