CallMeCarson, but he's a pony.

Real fuckin' new at this point, huh?
Plus he's gay. So that's a thing now I guess. Not gonna fix the fucking story now and make him straight...

Rated T for cursing, and the suggestion of genitals. For plot. obviously.

This story is a sequel to Creamy White

I nut, on the butt, in the hut, with the cut, keep the putt, lead them up, keep 'em down, do it good, or do it noun, keep it brown, like a stick, stick 'em up, like a dick, grab a pic, have the grit, do the bit, suck the clit, knead the mitt, holy shit, catch the heat, such a treat, suck my meat, keep it neat, not so cheap, make 'em weep, keep the keep, bro that cheat, it's so niche, throw the leash, grab the dish, eat the kish, what is that? It's a Mitch. Hell yeah.
He's the manager now. Huh. Well, Suck on that, RyanP!

This story is a sequel to The Milk Pony

Why is he made of Ice cream? Why does he have sprinkles for a mane and tail? And why is he eating his hoof?
Okay, now things are gettin' interesting.

This story is a sequel to Bald Pony with a Rock

Milk. Ice. Milk bag. Ponies. Enjoy.
Holy Milk. Don't boil the hell out of it or there will be no content.

This story is a sequel to Tele on the Toby

Don't race a pony. Just don't.
The gore tag is for a slight description intended to describe him. No biggie.
Why does he have a rock in the first place?

This story is a sequel to Fits

How do you keep a friend from dying somewhere he doesn't know in a body he doesn't know around creatures he doesn't know? I have no idea, but Toby is across Equestria and can only communicate with his friends via radio. The catch? There's no catch. What is this, an actual story?
The Friendship Express probably isn't a good name for a damn train.

This story is a sequel to The Soul with Swag

Let the tall guy in, he's getting soaked!
Why is Fitz streaming?
Rated T for excessive swearing.
Sequel to The Soul With Swag, please go read that first.

Swaggersouls tries to prove his existence in another dimension to his friends. Main theme: Fuck you. He's not short, just directionally challenged.
Rated T for excessive swearing.
Proofread by my Grandma.
Holy shit, he's even shorter!

Dovah has gotten tired of Skyrim, where the possibility of sudden death is around every corner. Hopefully, Equestria will be somewhat peaceful. And hopefully they don't stare at his wings.

Join me as Rainbow Dash and I read 'Daring Do and the quest for the sapphire stone'!