Okay. Don't freak out. I've got this.

Just have to treat her like a customer. I handle customers all the time--I just gotta take her order, not smile too hard. Stop shaking so much, breath calmly.

Alright, I've trained for months for a moment like this and tested out ten different ways of beginning a conversation. All I have to do is take her order and greet her in the most friendly, yet not-creepy way. It's not like I've been stalking her and watching her every move for months. It's not like I fantasize her reaction to me sometimes. Nope. I'm just going to say Hi.

After all, 38 times the charm.

Fluttershy may want to destroy all butterflies. The answer lies in this tale of forced love.

This story is a sequel to This War of Ours

(This story is part of the shared Marvel/MLP universe created by this guy.)

Derpy was only trying to deliver a box of fireworks (that were due for transport days ago) to somepony by the last name of Lulamoon. As it happened, the pony turned out to be a really famous showmare and she didn't seem very happy when she arrived in the middle of the night, though the oddly emotionless mare beside her...well, she wasn't sure. Anywho, Ms. Lulamoon wasn't mad at Derpy; a really big metal bird thing demolished her home when it fell out of the sky, and she was really bent on finding the owner and giving them an earful. In her defense, Derpy didn't know she stepped on any buttons inside the blasted thing; nopony should leave stuff like that for a mailmare like her to step on. But then they were suddenly in this giant black space and Equestria had completely vanished. Then the showmare got angry at her. The other pony? She just kept staring blankly.

Lucky for them, these cool alien creatures came out of nowhere and offered to get her home once they finished a job they had to do. See, they're apparently Guardians of the Galaxy or something like that, and they help out folks in the galaxy. So, Derpy naturally assumed that they'd just tag along for now and they'd be home in no time at all, where she could finish her delivery andjust maybe keep her job!

Then the talking raccoon stole a few batteries from these golden people, and everything went downhill from there.

Like,way down. Like falling of a cliff into an endless void-down.

Samantha Summers didn't want to move from Oregon to go to some crumbling apartment in New York, not because of her mom or her newly attained position at Crystal Empire HQ. It was hard enough trying to figure out why she could generate light energy from her palms; completely changing her lifestyle to fit the standards of another school was another burden. The only interesting thing about it was the abundance of "abnormal people" that originated in New York, and they had all pretty much disappeared. Just a guy in a red and blue suit and occasionally Iron man.

Peter Parker didn't want to wait for Mr.Stark to call him up for another mission, or wait for the action to come to him for that matter. He'd quit every school-related group just to make room for his side-life, and he got nothing in return for it. Lots of people at school got suspicious or cynical of him, and his school life began a downward spiral towards the realm of boring. The new girl at school wasnt even enough to interest him...until he learned the reason behind the gloves she wore all the time.

Despite her reluctance to learn how her powers work, Peter knows an opportunity to have a sidekick when he sees one. He even offers to train her in the ways of crime fighting and selflessly gave her the incredibly awesome name of Firefly! Maybe if he could prove his ability as a leader, Mr.Stark would bring him along on missions more often! They could even be a cool, buddy cop duo-thing, if she trains hard enough!

What could go wrong?
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Inspired by Spider-man: Homecoming!

Starlight never knew or even suspected in her life that she was a hated character, never in a million years. Luckily for her, a specific green reptilian creature arrives to explain things to her. The conversation goes just about as well as you'd expect.

After an odd phenomenon, six completely different beings haul themselves onto a small island nearby. They've barely begun to get to know each other before they discover that they've been chosen to "clean up" a tangled multiverse that jeopardizes each of their worlds...that is to say, guide certain inhabitants back to their respective universes and stop the bad guys. But can this random team, under the guidance of an Twilight Sparkle, stay together long enough to do this?

Find out in: The Janitors!

When the island first appeared on the radar of Equestria, Princess Celestia forbid travel to the island until she commissioned an expedition team herself. Shining Armor, who only meant to take a faster route home from a diplomatic mission by flying over the island, goes missing. Upon hearing this from Celestia Twilight enlists the help of her many friends to travel to the island to rescue him, along with those who accompanied the prince. Celestia herself gathers a small army as precaution, though her advisors persistently say that the island should be uninhabited.

The hulking figure that greets them when they enter says otherwise.

(Kong: Skull Island crossover)

Jessica Jones, fresh out of several months worth of trauma, is now working as a Private Investigator with secret abilities. She doesn't deal with the trauma like most would through therapy or group talks or even friends-- she seeks the company of a good bar to keep away her personal troubles.

Well, a small little horse just so happened to be in her apartment after a night of hard drinking.

Jessica has no idea how it got there, why it has a country accent and how to take care of it for now. Thankfully, she won't have too much time to figure out the answers to those questions, because the man who caused all of her trauma is back to torment her again. With the aid of old friends and one animalistic one, will Jessica Jones be able to stop this man once and for all?

Or is she going to lose her mind taking care of the stupid horse?

(Drinking and mentions of Bed Wrestling involved, along with other themes you might find in law order) (Also deep Pony/Human friendship over time)

It's monday, the day in which the art project was due, and everyone turned in their less than perfect cardboard creations and items that barely counted as original. Everyone except for two students that came in with bruises, a wrecked piece of leather and a surprisingly believable excuse.

And a back story behind said excuse that no one will ever hear of.

(Inspired, in part, by Apocalypse: The Substitute Science Teacher )

Crossover with Spider-man: Homecoming... Kinda.)

Discord is certainly not enjoying the Hearth's Warming party, or the forced conversations that come with it. Just as things get more interesting with the arrival of Trixie, they're both caught in the grasp of Equestria's deadliest weapon:

Justin Bieber.

Mistletoe. I meant Mistletoe. No one would hang Justin Bieber from the ceiling...as far as I know.