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Jessica Jones, fresh out of several months worth of trauma, is now working as a Private Investigator with secret abilities. She doesn't deal with the trauma like most would through therapy or group talks or even friends-- she seeks the company of a good bar to keep away her personal troubles.

Well, a small little horse just so happened to be in her apartment after a night of hard drinking.

Jessica has no idea how it got there, why it has a country accent and how to take care of it for now. Thankfully, she won't have too much time to figure out the answers to those questions, because the man who caused all of her trauma is back to torment her again. With the aid of old friends and one animalistic one, will Jessica Jones be able to stop this man once and for all?

Or is she going to lose her mind taking care of the stupid horse?

(Drinking and mentions of Bed Wrestling involved, along with other themes you might find in law order) (Also deep Pony/Human friendship over time)

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 20 )

Oh dear god, can't decide what's worse for Jessica, a Cutie Mark Crusader or Kilgrave.:rainbowlaugh: So added to tracking.

Well now, that just happened. :rainbowhuh:Would certainly like to see where this leads. Does Applebloom know about humans from Twilight? Why does she have green eyes, instead of golden-orange? Why isn't Jessica narrating in crime-noir style, unless it's because of her hangover? Oh, yeah. How did Applebloom even get there, in the first place?:derpytongue2: Like I said, I'm rather curious about this one, especially after just watching the show. God Bless. :pinkiesmile:

7999080 Just asking but have you been inspired by any of Tatsurou's works while writing this, cause I'm getting a very Tatsurou like vibe here. Anyways...

Is this before or after she gains her Cuties Mark? Also Jessica bless her cycnical damaged heart is not exactly role model to strive for. Well aside from not taking B.S. from others I guess. So how quickly will Applebloom get influenced or corrupted here? Is this this based on the Netflix or comic version of Jessica Jones?

You didn't mention its hairbow? Hopping hay bales!

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Actually, she's missing her hairbow. It will be found later in the story...or maybe replaced. :/

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Takes place AFTER she gets her cutie mark. Oh, it's the Netflix version!

7999903 This is gonna be fun.

Oh, this oughta be good. Jess is definitely the biggest "What the actual fuck is this thing?" character in the entire MCU. This I have to see.

Looks interesting and the comments section makes it look all the more promising. I'll leave an outpost here (adding to my "read later" bookshelf)

Sigh... Oh, you'll warm up Jess. You can't resist the cuteness of a little filly. No girl can.

Slightly doubtful of the answer given to her, Jessica crossed her arms. "Okay. If you're so real, how'd you get here? We don't have talking universes in this...I dunno, city? World too."

Talking...universes? What? Since when did the universe talk?

"...What's an apartment?" There was a horrifically adorable head tilt.

They do have apartments in Equestria. It's not an alien concept.

Other than that, I found this story hilarious, and I'm looking forward to see what happens next.

8023535 Gosh Darn my grammar and missing words. Yeah, they do, but I wasn't certain if Applebloom actually knew what they were.

Apple Bloom doesn't live in an apartment. Applejack did.

"Why the f&ck are you talking like that? Just talk normal. This isn't Duck Dynasty or some sh!t."

Jesus. Prejudice much, Jess? I may not particularly like the sound of some accents, but I'm not telling others to drop what they grew up with and "talk normal."

So what's next?

Why was this cancelled?

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