Apple Bloom was just helping her sister at a local farmer's market when she met the most unusual employee at a stand. What follows is a filly getting the most unusual and depressing advice she's ever received.
This is a MLPXUndertale crossover. May contain minor spoilers to Undertale.
Poor Burgerpants...
Huh. This feels less like a oneshot and more like a set-up to a make-depressed-character-embrace-life fic. Still nice though.
6873897 It's Burgerpants, what did you expect?!
6873904 It could...but then it would go against Burgerpant's character.
6873908 Oh, right.
6873911 I know. I'm just saying that's the vibe the story gives off
6873945 I won't deny that. It's just how I wrote it.
I hate but I love Burgerpants so much....
6874058
That's Burgerpants for ya!
Oh Burgerpants, truly the real hero of Undertale.
Burgerpants is really cool. His advice is actually pretty solid for real life, Lying to yourself helps ease the pain.
After that kind of sad comment, I have an announcement.
Tem luvs Temmie Flakes!!!
*reads one-shot*
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There is only one thing I can say to Burgarpants right now...
Your future will be brighter! you play the bush in Mettaton's musical! Ain't that an improvement!
Anyway, great chapter
I'm attractive and I brainwash people.
Burgerpants seems like he'd get along well with Maud Pie for some reason.
6874628 Actually...that's a really good idea. Why didn't I think of that?!
6874612 There. You see? That's what Burgerpants was warning everyone about, the evil slave inducing attractive people.
6874485 Thanks!
6874218 Not really. If you believe that, you're gonna have a rough time in life.
6874161 That's right...the shopkeeper is always the hidden hero!
Finally, the greatness of Burgerpants has arrived to FimFiction! It got me all like:
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He isn't the best character, but his quotes... Oh, his quotes are too relatable
6874958 Yeah, Burgerpants is in my top 3 of Undertale characters. I've been trying for over a month on how this story would work. I'm just glad no one else had done a Burgerpants story yet.
* Poor, naive little buddy.
* They've brainwashed you.
* "Friendship" is just a hot person's way of making you their slave.
* ...
* So, uh, what time would they wanna hang out?
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* I'm getting on in years, so let me give you some advice, little buddy.
* You've still got time.
* Don't live like me.
* I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.
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"Thank you... little buddy"
- Burgerpants (real name unknown)
6875959 And that was all that needed to be said.
We all got a little Burgerpants in all of us...Don't we?
6876363 Most people...yeah. I know I do.
6874676 It depends if you actually know your lying to yourself.
6988048 True...still a bad way of living.
6988628 But if you don't know your lying to yourself, how do you stop.
6988657 I don't know...guess you figure it out and start not lying to yourself.
i have no reason for this, beside the fact that it's funnier with voices.
7050288 Heh heh heh...hmm...I've been thinking of doing a sequel with the genocide dialogue but...I don't know.
7050373 i think that's a great idea
7050381 Yeah...I'm still working on it.
OMG that ending !!!
7097865 Thank you!!!
Take it from me, little buddy. This one shot will give you VERY helpful advice.
7140205 I sincerely doubt that...
This was very entertaining and i would enjoy seeing another chapter of this in the future
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I was going to do a sequel with Sombra and Burgerpants...but never could fully figure it out. Maybe someday...
8342076
Sounds like fun. Would sombra be using his alias Dr.sombrero to keep other ponies from panicking?
8342085
Nope. Just Sombra accidentally meeting Burgerpants. That's all.
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Still sounds great! Hope to see it in the future