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Sense of Humor


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After an odd phenomenon, six completely different beings haul themselves onto a small island nearby. They've barely begun to get to know each other before they discover that they've been chosen to "clean up" a tangled multiverse that jeopardizes each of their worlds...that is to say, guide certain inhabitants back to their respective universes and stop the bad guys. But can this random team, under the guidance of an Twilight Sparkle, stay together long enough to do this?

Find out in: The Janitors!

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Is this related to/based on The Infinite Loops?

Oh boy... This can only end well. Tracking.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship...

...Is what I thought of upon reading the synopsis.

8206188 Oh, if you've never heard, I'm sure you'll absolutely love it. Let me just... The Infinite Loops
Enjoy!

This is certainly an odd gaggle o' folks. No Kaiju yet even. But heck, I'll give it a look-see.

So, we have a purple Twilicorn, a blind Catholic ninja, a jedi, a member of the Suicide Squad, and Captain Jack Sparrow. WHO AND WHERE'S THE KAIJU!? :pinkiehappy:

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Ol' Kaiju is showing up in the next chapter!

A very, very, very old and spiky Kaiju.

After reading this, I get a distinct flavor of MythrilMoth's Comes a Crossover, except with less characters -- which isn't necessarily a bad thing. While I love that story, there are so many characters from so many franchises, it's a bit hard to keep track of everything.

Okay, so there's an MLP, a Marvel, a Star Wars, a PotC and a DC character, and we haven't met the kaiju yet. Fun fact: Three of the five castaways belong to the House of Mouse.

Also, we have three heroes, one villain and one who swings either way, depending upon the situation. I'm on pins and needles waiting to read how they react to each other when they realize each other's alignments.

Here's to hoping they don't kill each other.

I realize that Harley and Twilight are both voiced by Terra Strong. Does this make them best friends, or worst enemies?

Hmmm .... you know, I'm not sure if having this motley bunch along for the ride is a boon or an actual hindrance for Twilight :rainbowlaugh:

From the looks of things she will have to feed them, water them and keep them from killing each other and put them to productive use (if possible) all the while trying to figure out what happened and how to get them off the island (as she's the only one in possible relevant expertise in the area). I guess Daredevil can be pretty useful if he applies himself, but other than that it seems like Twilight will be driven crazy having to be the mother hen to a bunch of particularly unhelpful cats :rainbowlaugh: Though I guess her going crazy while trying to herd this lot saves her from going crazy from solitude, so there's that.

Now, the big question is: how is Fluttershy going to react to Twilight's new pet when she makes it back? I imagine Spike might feel weirdly competetive ... :rainbowlaugh:

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Mother hen to cats? That's so true that I laughed a little. I specifically picked characters that would many contrasts to each other, and ones that Twilight would have a tough time being friends with.

"Oh, right..." He coughed just slight, arms still held out in awkward positions as he revealed the answer. "Well, it wasn't that difficult, mate. I rode a pair of sea turtles and escaped to a nearby ship dock."

Sea turtles, mate! Sea turtles!

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The beast could be described as a sort of a cross between a grizzly bear and an alligator. Its build seemed to lean towards the stomach and legs being overly muscular while its arms were slightly shorter than a bear's would be. Its powerful, gilled neck held up an elegant head with small but powerful looking jaws. With it's excessively long tail disappearing into the water, the view of all those triangular spikes was somewhat obscured from view, but that was made up for in armoured scales padding the majority of its body. Overall, this dinosaurian bear thing was intimidating to look at even with its size being a foot smaller than Twilight.

And this crossover just got even more ridiculous.

I CALLED IT!! I FREAKIN CALLED IT!!!!

And so the adventure begins. Now the question is, how long before everyone tries to kill each other...?:derpytongue2:

GOD AM FUCKING CELESTIALS AALL THE POWER IN THE UNIVERS AND THEY STILL NEED MORTALS TO FIX THER FUCK UPS:flutterrage:

also knight WTF all those emojis but still no freaking luna

Godzilla's just like "The fuck is going on?"

So the Falcon's back... And this crazy band of misfits is it's crew. This can only end well.

ok we know pilot and engins is ray, twi is clearly navigations officer and co piolot, clearly daredevil is operating sensors , and harle quinn is the chief weapons officer so im guessing godzilla is head of security and leads the charge against enemy borders

And so it was quiet. Quiet as a group of odd hikers could be, at least. Harley busied herself with occasionally petting Godzilla when he passed her legs, Godzilla licked the remnants of fish oils from her fingers,

Godzilla: When did I agree to be the team pet in this story?!
Daredevil: Since you agreed to participate in this ridiculous premise.
Godzilla: ...touche.

The humans watched Godzilla chase after the snake like a dog fetching a stick

:rainbowlaugh: I'm sorry, that's just too funny. Can we train Godzilla to chase them into trees?

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What makes it more interesting is that for a period in the 80’s Godzilla’s comic rights where with Marvel and he was known to heroes like Daredevil.

Now they have a ship I wonder what other items from each universe will be showing up? Imagine if the Elements of Harmony where needed, who would they pair with?

So this group consists of Daredevil, Rey POSSIBLY Skywalker, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, Harley Quinn, and Twilight FRACKIN Sparkle.

:ajsleepy:This situation has officially lost all hope of ending well.

Also, martial arts do exist in Equestria, as shown by the fact that Rainbow Dash one tried to teach karate to Apple Bloom, and has a black belt in it apparently.

And I am entertained by this tale, that is all.

This may seem like a stupid question, but why is the only character recognized by Harley Godzilla? Discounting maybe Daredelvil, the are also characters of fiction that she should easily recognize.

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Eh, I decided to make it less known to Harley that everyone else is a fictional character. Daredevil, having heard of star wars, will probably make assumptions about Rey later.

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Alright, I can live with that. Keep up the good work.

So, the fate of several planets rests on a team that includes Harley Quinn, and Captain Jack Sparrow.
...We're doomed.

Harley smirked softly as she looked him over...possibly a little too much. "Tall, dark and Handsome chin? Must be a discount Batman."

You alright there, Matt? Need some ice for that burn?

Huh, first to review, that's never happen me before, assuming that somebody else didn't manage post theirs before I posted mine.

You know it's funny, I completely forgot about the story, which of course made the update a pleasant surprise. Not a lot of meat here but definitely entertaining what is there.

Slightly ironic is seeing as I'm going to see Justice League tonight

Also weirdly the character I look forward to the most to seeing in action is Jack. Don't know why, I have a feeling the others are going to be wholly surprised when he shows off his unique bag of tricks. That being his innate ability to make stuff up as he goes along.

So keep up the good work, can't wait to see what happens next.

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Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

"I was lucky that day."

This is one of those moments where a funny line smacks you in the face when you least expect it.

I wonder how long the story is going to continue? Nothing against Sense of Humor but stories like these despite how good a lot of them are (and this one is pretty good so far) tend to die out pretty quickly before they go anywhere. I don't THINK Singularity was like that but I can't really remember...

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ah but you forget we have a twilight the mare that fought tirek to a standstill

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Question is, will her comrades drive her insane before they can save anyone?

Okay, now I'm really curious as to what's going on here... Plus, I want to see more of Twilight and Jack's byplay.

"And don't tell me we won't learn even a little bit in that building, where no soldiers are around to twist facts. You know I'm right."

I mean, he's not wrong. Then again, this is Jack Sparrow.

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