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Sense of Humor


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The Hearth's Warming Party was lovely! It wasn't too crowded, everyone appeared to be enjoying themselves and Pinkie brought her best cupcakes yet. Strangely enough though, Twilight Sparkle has spent the later portion of the party in her bedroom, staring at the generous snowfall outside.

Confused and concerned with the quiet nature of the princess, her five friends enter the room to talk with her.

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Read while listening to ambience.

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This story is a sequel to To Touch The Heavens


(To know its a sequel, look for hidden weather details)

Applejack finds Apple Bloom sitting in front of two trees one morning.

They talk about them.

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On a day that seems as average as any other, Scootaloo finally flies and experiences first hand what other pegasi get to experience every day.

To touch the Heavens themselves.

(Eh, I wanted to write just one more one shot before I get back to the multichaptered stuff that I have going and decided on making something emotional and a little fluffy. Hope its decent.)

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On a rainy night, a particularly pink pony reads a seemingly cursed book and ends up evoking the wrath of a morbidly fat owl. There's also the other talking animals, questions about logic and suns but of course her involvement will change the course of the plot to something a little weirder.

(Something stupid I wrote when I watched Rockadoodle and a Pinkie Pie compilation back to back. Pure stupidery inside)

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Rarity is a fairly nice pony all things considered, but being a nice pony doesn't mean you can't interact with newcomers to ponyville--just not the cranky ones that want nothing to do with their neighbors. So after a particularly rude and snarky blind stallion makes it clear he's not looking for friendly welcoming, she decides to leave him be...

...but then her butt started glowing and the cutie map is pointing straight in his direction, so now she HAS to start being his friend. Naturally, it gets worse from there.

Sex jokes abound, but no actual sex...yet. Maybe, who knows?

(Based on the amazing concept of Applejack's Butt, a fricking amazing story. Well, mostly the slow burn aspect, I guess. Read it before you read this)

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During the events of A Matter Of Principals, a certain draconequus spits a brief yet sharp comment at a friend of his that ends up getting him physically banished from school. After the matter is resolved, Discord feels he's back on good terms with ol' Starlight.

Until a dragon friend of his tells him that he's soo NOT good with Starlight. Not until he makes up for it.


(Written directly after watching the episode LIKE WTF DISCORD MAN YOU DON'T CRITICISE FELLOW VILLAINS LIKE THAT GOSH)

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Nadra isn't blind to the stares she gets from others, even the Wakandans that she believes she is part of. She isn't deaf to the teasing from the other young ones in Wakanda, who laugh at or fear her complexion. She can't ignore the whispers or the disapproving emotions of others when she passes.

Okoye knows when her daughter is sad and she can't ignore her in such times.

(Bit of a conceptual one-shot, based in the universe I have set up with my Spider-man/Sunset Shimmer that I'm working on. Read and give me your thoughts on it.)

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Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer have always been best pals, but an unspoken distance has steadily grown between them...even when they share an apartment. After two and a half years of college with an age-old friend she's hardly spent time with, Pinkie Pie fears she may lose her when they both officially finish their school years. The bubbly girl has saved enough money to put herself and Sunset on a harmless road trip across the entirety of Idaho, in hopes of making up for missed time with her best friend.

When pretty much every part of it goes wrong in the wackiest ways possible for them, Sunset and Pinkie come to realize that friends don't need famous landmarks to grow as close as sisters.

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Okay. Don't freak out. I've got this.

Just have to treat her like a customer. I handle customers all the time--I just gotta take her order, not smile too hard. Stop shaking so much, breath calmly.

Alright, I've trained for months for a moment like this and tested out ten different ways of beginning a conversation. All I have to do is take her order and greet her in the most friendly, yet not-creepy way. It's not like I've been stalking her and watching her every move for months. It's not like I fantasize her reaction to me sometimes. Nope. I'm just going to say Hi.

After all, 38 times the charm.

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Fluttershy may want to destroy all butterflies. The answer lies in this tale of forced love.

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